Hi. My name is Mike. I am 17 years old and I live in Warren, Michigan. I go to Fitzgerald High School. I am a senior. I like to play sports, music, and to just "chill." When I'm not playing sports, listening to music, or "chilling" I like to eat chicken nuggets. I once saw a bird. It was yellow. I petted the bird. It bit my finger. It kind of hurt, but I'm ok now. I am making this webpage just to show how freaking cool I am (not hahahahhaahha). Hopefully this page will accomplish a few things that I would like to accomplish by the end of my days, including the following: ending world hunger, solving the rampant homelessness problem, peace on Earth, lower gas prices, a healthier America, an A on a Pre-cal test, my height to increase by 4 inches, successful removal of the gene that causes girls to be crazy, for band kids not to be made fun of anymore (we have hearts too you know), and last but certainly not least...for me to find a loving, down-to-earth, girl-next-door type dominatrix. Anyway, please feel free to click all the links. Each page is jam packed with interesting stuff for the whole family (especially the beefs page!). Also, be sure to sign my guestbook and enter my SWEEPSTAKES! Ok, I'm done. Enjoy. -MiX M@$tA