Elementary, My Dear Watson

      Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay
      down for the night, Holmes said:"Watson, look up into the sky and 
      tell me what you see." 
      Watson: "I see millions of stars." 
      Holmes: "And what does that tell you?' 
      Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of 
        galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it 
        tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant.
        Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day
        tomorrow. What does it tell you?" 
      Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."


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