Chain Letter Offer
NEVER WORRY ABOUT MONEY AGAIN! WIN A
FREE VACATION!
This really works and is almost legal!
Hello, my name is Dave Rhodes. Two years ago I was broke, my car was repossessed,
you've
heard my story hundreds of times.... Then I instigated a chain letter to become rich off of
stupid
people! I lost my last 10 bucks to it, but within only weeks two uniformed chauffeurs
showed up to
whisk me away on my dream vacation: an all-expenses paid trip to a huge 500 room resort
including
food, aerobics programs, library and laundry benefits!! Now I don't worry about money at
all
because even tips are covered! Membership has its privileges.
At first I thought that the handcuffs required by the chauffeurs were pretty kinky, but
when they
started telling me about the rules, I became too excited about my chances of winning the
dream
vacation to object. The qualification procedures were grueling, but well worth the effort. I
spent
several days meeting with an application committee of my peers and introducing my
acquaintances to
them before I was awarded the grand prize. I became famous - an instant celebrity. After
another
kinky trip with security appropriate to my fame, I was provided with free leisure attire,
introduced to
the resort doormen who keep out the riff-raff, and directed to a single room prepared
especially for
me. I met some of the other guests, who assigned me my own "handle": Dipstick Dave.
The rooms
are private, so I have a lot of personal time ("solitary," they call it; I love the colorful
terminology).
I've been using my free time to send Wish-You-Were-Here chain-postcards to all my
relatives, but I
think most of them are too jealous to visit or write. Except my mother-in-law; she visited
once, didn't
say anything, but seemed awfully happy to see me here.
Guess what? There are two openings at the end my row. Occasionally, the current guest in
Suite A
(Suite A gets the best food) leaves and we're all shifted up the row. Well, that leaves an
opening, for
which YOU MIGHT QUALIFY!!! No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited.
Certain
restrictions apply. Employees and relatives are eligible. You must be at least 18 years of
age and as
DUMB AS A POST. All you have to do is add your name to a chain letter and sucker in a
few
other posts. It's really easy. You'll lose money on the chain letter, of course, but think of it
as an
application fee. Send me a copy and I'll pass it along to the doormen. You may already
have won!!
You can't win if you don't enter the game. That's what I used to think. Send away today!
No-risk!
Guaranteed! This is an equal-opportunity scam. Winners list available. While quantities
last. Allow
4-6 weeks.
Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here. Dave the Dipstick.
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