Jack Schitt

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS: "You don't know Jack Schitt. . ." Now you'll know the
 rest of the story

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
 fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep Schitt Inn.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy 
Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin 
sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters,Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Lotta 
Schitt and they had a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt 
married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt,
 Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number,
Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of baby Schitt.

Now you know Jack Schitt.


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