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Movies so far have included: Scream, Spawn from Hell, Freddy Vs. Jason (2003), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the incredible Hulk, So I Married An Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy), Joe's Apartment (with 10,000 singing/dancing cockroaches), Krippendorf's Tribe (Richard Dreyfuss, Jenna Elfman), Pulp Fiction, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl (a ghost ship with a real skeleton crew), Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (Davy Jones wants your soul), Godzilla movies, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (a 1950s movies spoof), Lawnmower Man 2: Jobe's War, 007 James Bond movies, A League Of Their Own, An American Werewolf In Paris, Dick Tracy (fantasy based on the comic strips), Judge Dredd (Stallone as judge, jury & executioner in the future), Look Who's Talking Now, Look Who's Talking Too, the new Thunderbirds movie, Hocus Pocus (goofy witches try to take over modern Salem), Canadian Bacon (comedy, US declares war on Canada. Dan Aykroyd, John Candy), Down Periscope (comedy spoof of Hunt For Red October; Bruce Dern, Kelsey Grammer), Bewitched (Nicole Kidman as the modern witch, Shirley MacLain & Michael Caine as her magic parents, Will Ferrell as Darren). If you missed any of them, it's a Low Down Dirty Shame
                                    September 2007

ALIEN RESURRECTION [R]·Action·1997·(1:49)
Two hundred years after her death, Ripley is brought back to
life by evil scientists who want to resurrect the alien that died
inside her. The fourth installment of the Alien series. 9/4,12,21

ANNAPOLIS [PG13]·Black·2006·(1:43)
A brawny young man fulfills his mother's dream of attending
the Naval Academy, where he's assigned a pudgy but brilliant
roommate - and both must literally fight their way to
acceptance in a boxing competition. 9/1.

THE ASTRONAUT'S WIFE [R]·Drama·1999·(1:49)
An astronaut returns from space after a near-fatal accident,
and though he seems himself, his wife senses that her
husband has changed in this sci-fi thriller. 9/14,24.

BACHELOR PARTY VEGAS [R]·Comedy·2006·(1:30)
Four friends in Las Vegas watch their bachelor party go off
the hinges when strippers, gangsters and showgirls make the
scene! 9/17.

BEETHOVEN'S 2ND [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:28)
Everybody's favorite slobbering St. Bernard meets his
dream-dog mate and becomes father to a slew of puppies -
but bad guys kidnap the mom and threaten the little ones in
this fast-paced family comedy. 9/3,13,28.

BIO-DOME [PG13]·Comedy·1996·(1:35)
Two slackers (Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin) bring chaos to
an experimental ecosystem that they are accidentally locked
in for a year. 9/7,15,25.

CAMP NOWHERE [PG]·Comedy·1994·(1:36) Christopher Lloyd.
A group of kids pretend to their parents that they went to
summer camp - when in fact they've rented out a former
hippie commune where they run amuck! 9/21.

CAPTAIN RON [PG13]·Comedy·1992·(1:40)
A salty rogue signs on to steer the yacht of a Chicago
businessman and his family in the Caribbean. 9/26.

CARS [G]·Animated·2006·(1:56)
When Lightning McQueen, a hot-shot stock-car en route to a
big race, gets waylaid in small-town Radiator Springs, he
finds the true meaning of friendship and family in the Pixar /
Disney smash hit. Owen Wilson, Paul Newman, George Carlin,
Katherine Helmond, Cheech Marin, Bonnie Hunt, Tony Shaloub, 
Richard Petty, Larry the Cable Guy. 10/1

CASANOVA [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:51)
The legendary seducer carries on the family tradition - love
'em and leave 'em - until he meets his match in Venice: a
cross-dressing femininst whose swordplay is the equal of any
man in this fast-paced, ribald costume comedy.
9/1,2,20,23.

THE CAVE [PG13]·Action·2005·(1:37)
Bloodthirsty creatures await a pack of divers who become
trapped in an underwater cave network. 9/4,16,17.

CHICKEN LITTLE [G]·Animated·2005·(1:21)
He keeps saying "the sky is falling" and no one believes
him...but a plucky little chicken finally convinces his skeptical
dad, goofy friends, and doubting townspeople that they
should watch the skies! Fast-paced animated fun!
9/5,15,20,21.

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE [PG]
·Adventure·2005·(2:23)
Four siblings open a wardrobe in their uncle's house and
enter the magical world of Narnia, a fantasy land suffering
under the rule of the evil White Witch. Together with the
talking lion Aslan, they attempt to defeat the witch.
9/1,2,12,13,25,28,29.

CLICK [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:47)
What happens when a "universal" remote can literally control
everything? A workaholic architect finds out that it presents
unexpected dilemmas in this clever comedy. With Christopher
Walken, Sean Astin, Henry Winkler. 9/4,5,8,9,19,27,28.

CRIMSON TIDE [R]·Thriller/Suspense·1995·(1:56)
A egotistical captain of a submarine carrying enough atomic
power to blow up the world is eager to fire the missiles when
an encounter with the enemy knocks out communications.
Co-produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. 9/4,8,13,14,27.

CROSSOVER [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:35)
Two childhood friends whose lives are heading in different
directions - one has a sports scholarship and the other is a
streetwise scrapper - find themselves immersed in the
high-stakes world of underground basketball. 9/23.

THE CRUCIBLE [PG13]·Drama·1996·(2:03)
In the heat and hysteria of the 17th-century Salem witch
trials, a young woman accuses her lover's wife of witchery.
An intense adaptation of the play by Arthur Miller, featuring
Joan Allen. 9/21.

CURSE OF THE GOLDEN FLOWER [R]·Action·2006·(1:54)
Betrayal, deception, and ill-fated romance plague the royal
family during China's Imperial Tang Dynasty. 9/26.

THE DA VINCI CODE [PG13]·Book Based·2006·(2:29)
Director Ron Howard brings the best-seller novel to the
screen: a Harvard symbology professor goes on the run with a
beautiful cryptologist, tracking down clues to solve a murder
while unravelling a centuries-old mystery. Tom Hanks.
8/31,9/1,9,10,18,20,21,27,28,29,30.

DARK WATER [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:45)
Beautiful young mother, under intense stress from recent
divorce from belligerent husband, moves with her daughter
into run-down NYC building that takes on a mysterious life of
its own. 9/2,8,9,11,19,22,23.

DAWN OF THE DEAD [R]·Action·2004·(1:40)
A gripping, gory remake of the cult horror classic: the undead
walk the earth as flesh-eating zombies, trapping a disparate
group of desperate people in a suburban shopping mall. From
the director of "300". 9/3,4,6,7,15,16.

DAZED AND CONFUSED [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:42)
The contemporary cult classic focuses on the final day of high
school in 1976 for a group of teens who are truly dazed,
confused and wondering where to go next. An early role for
Matthew McConaughey, directed by Richard Linklater. 9/29.

DERAILED [R]·Drama·2005·(1:47)
Two married people fall into an affair, but their first sexual
encounter is violently interrupted by a sociopathic criminal,
who later blackmails them - but is everything as it seems?
From the writer of "Collateral". 9/3,11,12,15,16,26,27.

THE DEVIL AND DANIEL JOHNSTON [PG13]·Biography·2006·(1:50)
Daniel Johnston, manic-depressive genius
singer/songwriter/artist is revealed in this portrait of
madness, creativity and love. 9/2,9.

DOGMA [R]·Art House·1999·(2:08)
A woman is chosen as the last scion of Christ to stop two
fallen angels from destroying the world. 9/14.

DOOGAL [G]·Animated·2006·(1:17)
Led by the candy-loving mutt Doogal, friends Dylan, Brian,
and Ermintrude embark on an epic adventure to save the
world from the evil wizard Zeebad. With the voices of Jimmy
Fallon, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, Ian McKellan and mor
9/2,8,22,23,26.

FATHER'S DAY [PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:39)
Two California men seek a former girlfriend's missing son,
each believing he is the boy's father. Based on Francis
Veber's ``Les Comperes.'' 9/5,7.

FIRST KNIGHT [PG13]·Adventure·1995·(2:14)
Trouble arises in the Arthurian court when Sir Lancelot falls in
love with the King's would-be bride. 9/3,4,7,22.

FLIGHTPLAN [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:38)
A recent widow and her daughter board an airliner together in
Berlin, but the child disappears midway through the flight -
and neither the crew or passengers remembers seeing her.
Taut, tightly wound thriller. 9/5,17,22,23.

FOG CITY MAVERICKS [TV14]·Documentary·2007·(2:00)
A look at the San Francisco filmmaking community that
spawned and inspired George Lucas, Francis Ford Coppola,
Chris Columbus, Michael Douglas, etc. 9/24,25.

THE FOG [PG13]·Horror·2005·(1:40)
A seaside Oregon town gets ready to celebrate its 100th
anniversary when an eerie - and murderous - fog settles in
and begins a mysterious reign of terror. 8/27.

FROM DUSK TILL DAWN [R]·Action·1996·(1:48)
Two brothers blast their way through Texas in a bloody crime
spree, escaping across the border to Mexico, only to land in a
gory vampire biker bar. Directed by Robert Rodriguez, written
by Quentin Tarantino. 9/21.

FUN WITH DICK AND JANE [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:30)
A business executive loses his job when his company folds
up - just after telling his wife to quit hers. As the debts
mount, the pair become klutzy, yet successful criminals, and
finally decide it's payback time. 9/6,7,21,22.

GRIDIRON GANG [PG13]·Drama·2006·(2:05)
Based on a true story: searching for a way to change the lives
of the teenage gang-bangers in a juvenile detention center, a
counselor decides - against all odds - to teach them football
in this hard-hitting, uplifting story. 8/29,9/1,2,5,6,21,22.

THE GRUDGE 2 [PG13]·Horror·2006·(1:42)
A ghostly supernatural curse continues its murderous ways in
this white-knuckle sequel! The sister of a woman killed by the
horrible haunted house is out to confront the spirits- now
operating globally - that will not die!
8/27,28,31,9/5,6,12,16,24.

HE GOT GAME [R]·Black·1998·(2:17)
A convicted murderer is given a week-long leave to convince
his heavily recruited basketball-playing son to attend the
governor's alma mater - if successful, his sentence will be
cut. Written, directed and produced by Spike Lee. 9/17.

THE HORSE WHISPERER [PG13]·Drama·1998·(2:49)
A rancher helps a girl and her horse heal following a tragic
accident, while simultaneously falling in love with the girl's
mother. 9/11,17.

THE HOUSE OF SAND [R]·Drama·2006·(1:55)
The fate of three generations of women is told in this
atmospheric, dramatic tour-de-force, beginning in the desert
of remote northern Brazil in 1910 and continuing for the next
sixty years. 9/16.

INSPECTOR GADGET [PG]·Comedy·1999·(1:18)
The human dynamo Inspector Gadget - a surgically enhanced
cypercop - goes after the evil Dr. Claw in a live-action version
of the classic 80s animated series. Go, go gadget! 9/13,18.

INVINCIBLE [PG]·Drama·2006·(1:44)
Based on a true story: struggling Philadelphia Eagles fan
Vince Papale fulfills a dream by trying out for the team - he
surprisingly makes the grade. But can the dream last? A
rousing story from the producers of "The Rookie."
9/5,6,10,11,15,19,20,27,28.

JUDGE DREDD [R]·Action·1995·(1:36) Sly Stallone.
In a terrifying futuristic society where the law officers known
as "Judges" act as judge, jury and executioner, a "Judge"
finds himself on the wrong side of the law. Co-starring Diane
Lane and Rob Schneider. 9/18,27.

JUMANJI [PG]·Adventure·1995·(1:44)
When two kids play an old magic board-game they found,
they release a man trapped for decades in it and a host of
dangers that can only be stopped by finishing the game.
9/4,13.

KINGPIN [PG13]·Comedy·1996·(1:54)
A promising young bowler has his hand amputated while
pulling a scam, and years later gets a chance at revenge
while managing an Amish bowling sensation. Directed by the
Farrelly Bros ("There's Something About Mary").
9/7,12,13,25,26.

LADIES IN LAVENDER [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:44)
Two elderly sisters in a small English coastal town rescue a
half-drowned young man on the beach, taking him into their
home to recover. But their lives are changed by the man -
and another woman - in this heartfelt drama. 9/4,9,18,28.

LITTLE MAN [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:38)
A wannabe dad mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on
the lam as his newly adopted son. From the creators of 'White
Chicks' and 'Scary Movie.' 9/3,7,8,14,29,30.

LONDON [R]·Drama·2006·(1:32)
Syd awakens in his NYC apartment and discovers his
girlfriend is leaving town and having a going-away party -
and he's not invited! So concocts a wild plan to crash the
party and win back the girl. With Jason Statham. 9/3,11,15.

LOVE COMES TO THE EXECUTIONER [R]·Comedy·2006·(1:29)
A Latin scholar becomes the star executioner at the local
prison where his own brother is slated to die. 9/14,25.

MARILYN HOTCHKISS' BALLROOM DANCING AND CHARM SCHOOL [PG13]
·Comedy·2006·(1:44)
A widowed man's life turns upside down when he embarks on
a journey to find a dying man's long lost love. A charming
comedy featuring an all-star ensemble cast. 9/24.

MIRRORMASK [PG]·Drama·2005·(1:41)
A teenage girl from a circus family wishes she could run away
from home - and finds herself in a mystical fantasy world
called The Dark Lands. Only by locating the fabled
MirrorMask can she escape a cruel fate! 9/10,11,21,26.

ON THE SET: 146 [TV14]·(:15)
A behind the scenes look at making 'Resident Evil: Extinction'
9/12,14,17,20,23.

ON THE SET: THE GAME PLAN [TVG]·(:14)
A behind the scenes look at the making of "The Game Plan."
9/5,14,20.

OPEN SEASON [PG]·Adventure·2006·(1:26)
A 900-pound bear raised by humans is returned to the forest,
where he teams up with a wise-cracking mule deer to disrupt
the hunting season in this zippy, witty animated adventure.
With Gary Sinise, Debra Messing.
9/8,9,11,14,15,19,20,26,30.

OUT ON A LIMB [PG]·Comedy·1992·(1:23)
A young stock broker travels to Buzzsaw, CA to aid his sister
- and meets up with disturbed twins, dim-witted brothers, a
grizzly bear and a wacky redhead who steals his car, his
clothes and his heart in this screwball comedy. 9/7,11,21.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST [PG13]·Adventure·2006·(2:31)
Captain Jack Sparrow and friends try to save their souls from
the evil pirate Davy Jones and his army of sea-phantoms.
Oscar-winning special effects highlight this sequel to the
blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl
starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, and Keira Knightley. 8/31,
9/30.

PIRATES OF THE PLAIN [PG]·Adventure·1999·(1:33)
A fantasy-obsessed farm boy finds an unlikely playmate
when a dastardly pirate is magically transported to his
Nebraska farmhouse. 9/12.

PRICE OF GLORY [PG13]·Drama·2000·(1:57)
A father whose boxing career was derailed channels his love
of the sport into coaching his three sons - but when an
outside manager offers to take over, the family threatens to
split in this hard-hitting drama. 9/7.

THE PROGRAM [R]·Drama·1993·(1:52)
A major college football coach - facing heat for two losing
seasons - tries to build a winning team while the players deal
with cheating on exams, steroids, alchoholism and beautiful
coeds. 9/5,20.

THE PROPHECY [R]·Horror·1995·(1:37)
A war between rogue angels - led by the malevolent Gabriel -
and mankind is about to begin, and it's up to a young girl, a
cop and a school teacher to stop the impending slaughter.
With Virginia Madsen, Viggo Mortensen. 9/15.

THE PROTECTOR [R]·Action·2006·(1:23)
Bone-crunching, non-stop action! A young Thai man trained
in old world martial arts travels to Australia to recover
elephants from his family by an underworld gang. Explosive
fights and jaw-dropping stunts! 9/4,10.

PULSE [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:27)
A scary website - thought to be marketing ploy - turns out to
be the portal by which a sinister force, with gruesome
intentions, seeks out new victims in this techno-horror
thriller. Co-scripted by Wes Craven. 9/2,10,13,18,21,22.

THE QUEEN [PG13]·Biography·2006·(1:43)
Helen Mirren gives an Oscar-winning performance as Queen
Elizabeth II in this intimate portrait of the British Royal Family
in the wake of Princess Diana's death.
9/1,2,4,10,14,19,20,25,26.

RENT [PG13]·Black·2005·(2:15)
Film adaptation of multi-award-winning musical about a
group of Bohemian friends in late 1980s Greenwich Village.
9/30.

THE RIVER WILD [PG13]·Thriller/Suspense·1994·(1:51)
Heroine Meryl Streep battles murderous armed robber Kevin
Bacon on a harrowing raft trip. David Strathairn.
9/6,8,20,30.

RUNNING WITH SCISSORS [R]·Comedy·2006·(2:02)
A boy is left in the care of his unstable mother's therapist and
his bizarre family. 9/29,30.

SCARY MOVIE 4 [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:23)
An all-star cast and serious spoofs of The Village, War Of The
Worlds, Saw, The Grudge highlight the story of Cindy, just a
girl looking to help a little boy ghost. With Leslie Nielsen, Bill
Pullman, Molly Shannon, Carmen Electra. 8/30,9/3,8,9,12.

SCREAM [R]·Horror·1996·(1:51)
Hit comic horror that makes fun of the whole slasher-film
genre, busting age-old stereotypes while effectively telling the
story of a teenage girl grieving over her mother's murder. 8/29,30

THE SHAGGY DOG [PG]·Comedy·2006·(1:39) Tim Allen.
The world of a workaholic lawyer turns upside down when his
encounter with a 300-year old Tibetan pooch results in his
changing into shaggy sheepdog! With Kristin Davis, Danny
Glover, Craig Kilborn. 8/31,9/1,8,9,13,18,19.

SHE'S THE ONE [R]·Comedy·1996·(1:36)
Two married NYC brothers - one's a cabbie, the other a Wall
Street broker - find themselves at odds over a beautiful
woman in this frank, funny tale of rivalry and fidelity. With
Cameron Diaz. 9/3,7.

SILVER CITY [R]·Drama·2004·(2:08)
A governor's race in a western state takes a dramatic turn
when a mysterious murder becomes part of the story. An
all-star cast includes Darryl Hannah, Thora Birch, Kris
Kristofferson, Tim Roth. Written & directed by John Sayles.
9/6,10,26.

SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:45)
A recent widower's son calls a radio talk show to find his dad
a romantic partner - hundreds respond, but how will he
connect with Annie, the reporter who is "the one"? From the
writer/director of "You've Got Mail." 9/1,14,24.

SPEECHLESS [PG13]·Comedy·1994·(1:39)
He's a Republican, she's a Democrat, and they are both
speechwriters for opposing Senate candidates - but they
don't know that when they fall for each other! Co-starring
Christopher Reeve, from the director of "City Slickers." 9/17.

SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL [PG13]·Action·1997·(2:05)
Annie Potter survived a madman's runaway bus plot in Los
Angeles only to board a Caribbean cruise ship rigged for
destruction by a disgruntled computer expert who plans to
hijack the vessel and steal precious diamonds in this 
sequel to Speed. 
With Willem Dafoe. 8/29.

STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E31) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news. 8/29,30
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E32) [TV14]·(:24) 8/30,31,9/5
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E33) [TV14]·(:24) 9/6,8,12
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E34) [TV14]·(:24) 9/13,18,21
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E35) [TV14]·(:24) 9/20
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E36) [TV14]·(:24) 9/27,28,29

STEP UP [PG13]·Dance·2006·(1:43)
He's a free-styling street kid serving a community service
sentence, she's a dedicated classical dancer focused on her
senior performance - they couldn't be more opposite, yet their
dancing strikes sparks in this energetic story.
9/5,6,8,9,17,18,25,26,29.

STRANGER THAN FICTION [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:53)
A mild-mannered IRS auditor suddenly hears his own life
story--narrated by an author's voice in his head. But can he
change the story's ending...before it's too late?
9/22,23,24,25,28,29.

TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY [R]·Science-Fiction·1991·(2:17)
A decade after Sarah Connor destroyed the original
Terminator, a second killing machine arrives from 2029, but
this time his mission is to protect her son, the future leader of
the human resistance, from an even deadlier Terminator.
9/16,25,28.

TRAPPED IN PARADISE [PG13]·Comedy·1994·(1:51)
A plan to rob a bank on Christmas Eve goes awry for three
bumbling crooks. 9/1,10,13,22,29.

ULTRAVIOLET [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:27)
She's a woman with a mission! Super-soldier Ultraviolet
possesses incredible physical powers, which she must use to
protect a boy who may hold the key to stopping a war
between humans and vampire-like Hemophages!
9/7,8,17,22,23,26,27.

UNDERCLASSMAN [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:33)
A baby-faced 24-year-old detective, who never gets the
respect he deserves because of his boyish looks, goes
undercover in an elite private school where he stumbles upon
an international auto-theft ring. 8/31,9/1.

AN UNFINISHED LIFE [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:48)
A grizzled rancher is trying to put his life back together when
his former daughter-in-law - who was the driver in the car
accident that killed his son - suddenly reappears with the
granddaughter he never knew. With Morgan Freeman.
9/10,11,15,18,19,23,24.

VALIANT [G]·Clay Animated·2005·(1:16)
A clumsy misfit pigeon sneaks his way into the Royal Homing
Pigeon Service, eager to serve his country by flying military
messages past the German Falcon Brigade during World War 2,
in this high-flying animated comedy. 8/27,9/6,7,10,12.

VENUS [R]·Drama·2006·(1:35)
Life for a pair of veteran actors gets turned upside down after
they meet a brash teenager. 9/23.

THE WATERBOY [PG13]·Comedy·1998·(1:30)
It's smashmouth football in the Louisiana bayou! A hapless
waterboy discovers a special talent for tackling and becomes
the unlikely star of his college team. Co-starring Kathy Bates
and Henry Winkler. 9/5,6,16,17,22.

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING [PG]·Comedy·1995·(1:43)
A bumbling train token seller pines for an attorney, saves him
from being hit by a train, and then inadvertantly has his
family believing she's his fiancee in this sparkling romantic
comedy. 9/15.

THE WORK AND THE GLORY [PG]·Drama·2004·(1:50)
A close-knit family moves from Vermont to New York in the
1820's, setting the stage for a turning point in American
history. Based on the novel by Gerald N. Lund. 9/14.

THE ZODIAC [R]·Crime·2006·(1:37)
A mysterious serial killer known as The Zodiac commits a
string of vicious murders in the San Francisco Bay area,
outwitting the local police force and plunging a community
into terror - based on the actual 1968 events. 9/5,6,23,29.

ZOOM [PG]·Action·2006·(1:28)
A has-been superhero - whose brother has become an
intergalactic villian - comes out of retirement to train an
unlikely bunch of kid superheroes. WIth Chevy Chase, Rip
Torn, Spenser Breslin. 9/15,16,19,24,27,28.

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ALL THE KING'S MEN [PG13]·Drama·2006·(2:08)
Sean Penn gives a riveting performance as Louisiana
governor Willie Stark in this intricate drama about power,
corruption, and betrayal in 1950s America. The all-star cast
includes Jude Law, Kate Winslet, and James Gandolfini.
10/11,12,25,11/1,4.

ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD [PG]·Comedy·1994·(1:43)
A boy's wish to become part of a real family will only be
granted when the California Angels win the pennant - so
angels hear his prayers and start to "assist" the lowly
baseball team! With Tony Danza, Christopher Lloyd. 10/15.

APARTMENT 12 [R]·Comedy·2004·(1:30)
Mark Ruffalo stars as a struggling artist who, after getting
dumped by his social climbing girlfriend, finds himself falling
in love with a woman who can't distinguish between
expressionism and paint-by-numbers. 11/1.

APOCALYPTO [R]·Action·2006·(2:18)
During the last days of the Mayan civilization, a man flees
brutal kidnappers in an attempt to rescue his wife and child.
11/3.

BACHELOR PARTY VEGAS [R]·Comedy·2006·(1:30)
Four friends in Las Vegas watch their bachelor party go off
the hinges when strippers, gangsters and showgirls make the
scene! 11/3.

THE BACHELOR [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:42)
Jimmy has shied away from the altar - infuriating his
girlfriend - but when he stands to lose a multi-million dollar
inheritance if he's not married, his attitude towards
matrimony changes - and he's got 24 hours to find a bride!
10/4,9.

THE BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY [R]·Action·2005·(2:05)
His father was a U.S. soldier and his mother a local woman
who met during the Vietnam War. Raised by foster parents,
the grown man travels through Vietnam and America to
discover the parents he never knew in this compelling drama.
10/1,7.

BICENTENNIAL MAN [PG]·Comedy·1999·(2:11) Robin Williams.
In the future, a faithful robot servant faithfully serves a family
while yearning to become a human himself in this imaginative
version of the Isaac Asimov short story. With Sam Neill,
directed by Chris Columbus. 10/15.

THE BIRDCAGE [R]·Comedy·1996·(1:59)
Riotous comedy about a wildly gay Miami couple who agree to
play it straight for their son's straight-laced prospective
in-laws. With Nathan Lane, Dianne Wiest, directed by Mike
Nichols. 10/30.

BLADE [R]·Action·1998·(2:00)
Straight from the comics - a half-man, half vampire becomes
a hunter bent on preventing an undead renegade from
unleashing an unholy bloodlust armageddon. With Kris
Kristofferson, Traci Lords. 10/26,27.

BLOODSUCKING CINEMA [TVMA]·Documentary·2007·(:59)
An in-depth look at the origins of the vampire myth, its
evolution in cinema and the endurance of the vampire genre.
10/26,27,31.

CARS [G]·Animated·2006·(1:56)
When Lightning McQueen, a hot-shot stock-car en route to a
big race, gets waylaid in small-town Radiator Springs, he
finds the true meaning of friendship and family in the Pixar /
Disney smash hit. 10/11,12,15,11/4.

CLICK [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:47)
What happens when a "universal" remote can literally control
everything? A workaholic architect finds out that it presents
unexpected dilemmas in this clever comedy. With Christopher
Walken, Sean Astin, Henry Winkler. 10/21.

THE COVENANT [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:37)
The current descendants of the Salem witches - four young
warlocks - make new discoveries about their powers when
they must stop a destructive mega-evil force in an
apocalyptic battle. 10/1,2,7,17,22,27,28.

THE CREW [PG13]·Comedy·2000·(1:27)
Four aging wiseguys bite off more than they can chew when
they mistakenly use the dead father of a drug lord to pull off a
scam. With Jeremy Piven and Carrie-Anne Moss. 10/2,28.

CROSSOVER [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:35)
Two childhood friends whose lives are heading in different
directions - one has a sports scholarship and the other is a
streetwise scrapper - find themselves immersed in the
high-stakes world of underground basketball. 10/5,8,18.

THE DA VINCI CODE [PG13]·Book Based·2006·(2:29) Tom Hanks.
Director Ron Howard brings the best-seller novel to the
screen: a Harvard symbology professor goes on the run with a
beautiful cryptologist, tracking down clues to solve a murder
while unravelling a centuries-old mystery.
10/11,12,20,21,11/2,3.

DAWN OF THE DEAD [R]·Action·2004·(1:40)
A gripping, gory remake of the cult horror classic: the undead
walk the earth as flesh-eating zombies, trapping a disparate
group of desperate people in a suburban shopping mall. From
the director of "300". 10/26.

DEJA VU [PG13]·Action·2006·(2:06)
An ATF agent investigating a bombing becomes interested in
the beautiful woman found dead minutes before the explosion
- then he's introduced to FBI technology that allows him to
"see" into the past in this solid action thriller.
10/6,7,9,12,13,18,19,23,24,28,29.

DERAILED [R]·Drama·2005·(1:47)
Two married people fall into an affair, but their first sexual
encounter is violently interrupted by a sociopathic criminal,
who later blackmails them - but is everything as it seems?
From the writer of "Collateral". 11/3.

DEUCE BIGALOW: MALE GIGOLO [R]·Comedy·1999·(1:28)
Fish tank cleaner falls into career as a male prostitute.
10/18,19,24,28,31.

DON'T COME KNOCKING [R]·Drama·2006·(1:51)
During production on his latest movie, an aging cowboy star
walks away from the set and heads out on a journey to
rediscover his roots - and meets up with the kids he never
knew he had. With Eva Marie Saint, Sarah Polley, Tim Roth.
10/1,2,10,16,17,22.

DOUBLE TAKE [PG13]·Action·2001·(1:28)
An investment banker - framed as a cop killer - is on the run
to Mexico and gets mistaken for a fast-talking con man who
may be a crook, an FBI agent - or an assassin! From the
creator of Bad Boys and Midnight Run. 10/22.

ED TV [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(2:03)
A video store clerk's life is turned upside down after he
agrees to become the subject of an all day, every day cable
program. 10/23,29.

ENEMY OF THE STATE [R]·Action·1998·(2:12)
In this explosive thriller, a lawyer gets evidence implicating
government officials in a political murder, and is soon on the
run as the NSA tries to eliminate him. From producer Jerry
Bruckheimer. 11/2,3.

FACING THE GIANTS [PG]·Drama·2006·(1:51)
The coach of a perpetually losing football team - facing
crises both on and off the field - reaches deep within himself
to find a new faith and vision for his struggling squad.
10/2,4,10.

FACTOTUM [R]·Comedy·2006·(1:33)
Based on the work of Charles Bukowski, the story of a
hard-drinking, gambling womanizer who aspires to become a
writer. 10/14.

FALLEN [R]·Crime·1998·(2:04)
After a disturbing death-row talk with a convicted serial killer,
a detective is slowly convinced that a new series of murders
is being committed by a supernatural spirit - but some
suspect the cop himself in this eerie thriller. 10/3,21,29,30.

FARCE OF THE PENGUINS [R]·Comedy·2006·(1:20)
An outrageous spoof of a famous penguin documentary,
featuring the voices of Samuel L. Jackson, Dane Cook, Jason
Alexander, Whoopi Goldberg, Mo'nique, Lewis Black, Tracy
Morgan and more. 10/29.

FEAR X [PG13]·Drama·2003·(1:31)
In this suspenseful cat-and mouse thriller, a security guard
obsessively studies the evidence that leads him to a prime
suspect in his wife's murderer - or has it? 10/9,29.

FIND ME GUILTY [R]·Comedy·2006·(2:05)
Based on a true story - during the longest organized crime
trial in U.S. history, one wise-guy decided to defend himself!
His serio-comic strategies frustrated the judge, lawyers and
co-defendants in this unusual, winning mob story. 11/4.

FREEDOMLAND [R]·Black·2006·(1:53)
A white child goes missing in a black neighborhood - his
emotionally wrecked mother claims it's kidnapping - and
ignites a firestorm of racial tensions as a black police
detective struggles to solve the mystery. 11/2.

FRIENDS WITH MONEY [R]·Comedy·2006·(1:28)
Four longtime girlfriends on L.A.'s tony west side find that
financial stability and success don't guarantee happiness - or
even sanity - in this sharp-edged comedy / drama. With
Frances McDormand, Joan Cusack. 10/2,3,20,25.

FROM DUSK TILL DAWN [R]·Action·1996·(1:48)
Two brothers blast their way through Texas in a bloody crime
spree, escaping across the border to Mexico, only to land in a
gory vampire biker bar. Directed by Robert Rodriguez, written
by Quentin Tarantino. 10/26.

GLORY ROAD [PG]·Black·2006·(1:58)
Based on the true story of the 1966 Texas Western Miners,
the first college basketball team to sport an all-black starting
lineup while fighting for the NCAA national championship.
Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer ("Remember The Titans"
10/5,6,14,16,17,19,20,25,29,30.

THE GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED [PG]·Drama·2005·(2:00)
Fore! The true story of a gifted young amateur golfer who
overcomes class prejudice and family objections to compete
in the 1913 U.S. Open - and a heated matchup with a
heavily-favored British pro. Directed by Bill Paxton.
10/6,11,19,24,30.

GRIDIRON GANG [PG13]·Drama·2006·(2:05)
Based on a true story: searching for a way to change the lives
of the teenage gang-bangers in a juvenile detention center, a
counselor decides - against all odds - to teach them football
in this hard-hitting, uplifting story. 10/12,13,11/3.

THE GRUDGE 2 [PG13]·Horror·2006·(1:42)
A ghostly supernatural curse continues its murderous ways in
this white-knuckle sequel! The sister of a woman killed by the
horrible haunted house is out to confront the spirits- now
operating globally - that will not die! 10/11,12,27,28,30,31.

THE GUARDIAN [PG13]·Action·2006·(2:19)
A hot-shot young swimmer joins the U.S. Coast Guard's elite
rescue program, where a veteran teaches him tough lessons
about heroism and sacrifice. Exciting action sequences, from
the director of "The Fugitive." 10/2,3,8,13,14,18,19,27,28.

HAVEN [R]·Black·2006·(1:39)
Temperatures and tensions steadily rise in a Cayman Island
paradise when the paths of a shady businessman on the run
from the feds and a powerful local collide in a tsunami of
intrigue, romance and murder. 10/3,8.

THE HOLIDAY [PG13]·Romantic Comedy·2006·(2:16)
Two women with romance issues - one American, one British
- agree to swap homes, and find themselves falling for new
men in their new locales. A winning romantic comedy from
the director of "What Women Want."
10/13,14,15,16,20,21,25,26,29.

HOME ALONE 3 [PG]·Comedy·1997·(1:42)
A clever boy stymies spies seeking a toy car with a top-secret
computer chip hidden inside. 10/15.

HOODS [R]·Comedy·1998·(1:30)
A mafioso is asked by his father to kill a mystery man, whom
he learns is a young child. 10/31.

HOT SHOTS! [PG13]·Comedy·1991·(1:25)
Hilarious spoof in which a talented but unstable "Top Gun"
fighter pilot, drummed out of the Navy, is called back for a
secret Middle Eastern operation. From the creators of Scary
Movie 4 and the Naked Gun comedies. 10/15.

THE ILLUSIONIST [PG13]·Drama·2006·(1:49)
In 1900 Vienna, a mysterious traveling magician arrives and
takes the town by storm - but when he reconnects with a
childhood sweetheart engaged to a prince, both their lives are
at risk in this tale of romance, magic and murder.
10/4,17,19.

THE INSIDER [R]·Drama·1999·(2:38)
The true story of a tobacco corporation chemist who defies
his bosses - and personal attacks - to blow the whistle on
industry secrets was nominated for seven Oscars, including
Best Picture. Directed by Michael Mann. 10/15.

INSTINCT [R]·Drama·1999·(2:03)
Rediscovered afters spending years lost in Africa, a gorilla
researcher is jailed for multiple murders and refuses to
speak. A young psychiatrist is assigned to bring the doctor
back into the world, with unexpected results. 10/5,8.

INVINCIBLE [PG]·Drama·2006·(1:44)
Based on a true story: struggling Philadelphia Eagles fan
Vince Papale fulfills a dream by trying out for the team - he
surprisingly makes the grade. But can the dream last? A
rousing story from the producers of "The Rookie." 10/14,11/3.

KEEPING UP WITH THE STEINS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:30)
A boy's upscale L.A. bar mitzvah is threatening to careen out
of control when he decides to invite his long-shunned hippie
grandad to the party! A feel-good comedy with Garry
Marshall, Darryl Hannah, Larry Miller. 10/1,4,11.

KINKY BOOTS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:47)
A cross-dressing lounge singer comes to the aid of a man
struggling to keep his family's shoe factory afloat when he
suggests a new line of erotic boots for transvestites in this
critically acclaimed comedy. 10/5.

THE LEGEND OF ZORRO [PG]·Action·2005·(2:10)
Alejandro's secret life as the masked hero Zorro unravels his
family just when the citizens of California call: a wealthy
villian seeks to thwart the will of the people by stealing an
important election! Swashbuckling fun! 10/1,5,6,9,10,23.

LITTLE MAN [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:38)
A wannabe dad mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on
the lam as his newly adopted son. From the creators of 'White
Chicks' and 'Scary Movie.' 11/3,4.

LOST IN SPACE, the Movie [PG13]·Action·1998·(2:10)
Danger Will Robinson! The cult classic tv space family
Robinson embark on a mission to save the earth, but the evil
Dr. Smith sends their ship spinning off course into the
cosmos! With Gary Oldman, Heather Graham, Matt LeBlanc.
11/2.

LOVERBOY [R]·Drama·2006·(1:26)
A young woman neglected by her parents grows up
determined to shower her only child in attention - but does
she cross the line into a crazy love? An emotional, dramatic -
and often humorous - story from director Kevin Bacon. 10/30.

MARIE ANTOINETTE [PG13]·Drama·2006·(2:03)
The stylish story of the lavish, insulated world Marie
Antoinette, a teenager when she wed the King of France: the
parties, the luxuries, and finally, the Revolution. Oscar winner
for Best Costumes, with Judy Davis, Rip Torn.
10/27,28,30,11/1.

MONKEY TROUBLE [PG]·Comedy·1994·(1:36)
A young girl whose parents won't get her a pet finds an
adorable monkey - who's been trained to steal by his crooked
owner - and it changes the lives of everyone in this endearing
family adventure. 10/5.

MONSTER HOUSE [PG]·Adventure·2006·(1:31)
In a squeaky clean suburb, three kids discover that their
mysterious neighbor's scary house comes to life on
Halloween! An animated treat, featuring Steve Buscemi, Fred
Willard, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Nick Cannon, Catherine O'Hara.
10/5,6,10,11,16,22,31.

MYSTERY MEN [PG13]·Action·1999·(2:01)
A group of offbeat superheroes with various peculiar talents -
fork-throwing, precision flatulence, flying bowling balls - team
up to save Champion City! With William H. Macy, Hank
Azaria, Janeane Garofalo, Greg Kinnear and more. 11/1.

THE NIGHT LISTENER [R]·Drama·2006·(1:21)
A radio show host battling his own problems begins a on-air
telephone relationship with a troubled young boy. But when
the jock presses to find out more, he steps into a mystery -
does this boy even exist? 11/1,4.

ON THE SET: RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION [TV14]·(:15)
A behind the scenes look at making 'Resident Evil: Extinction'
10/2,5.

ON THE SET: THE GAME PLAN [TVG]·Documentary·2007·(:15)
A behind-the-scenes look at the making of the football
comedy "The Game Plan," coming to theaters September 28.
10/8.

OPEN SEASON [PG]·Adventure·2006·(1:26)
A 900-pound bear raised by humans is returned to the forest,
where he teams up with a wise-cracking mule deer to disrupt
the hunting season in this zippy, witty animated adventure.
With Gary Sinise, Debra Messing. 10/15,16,19.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 2: DEAD MAN'S CHEST [PG13]·2006·(2:31)
Captain Jack Sparrow and friends try to save their souls from
the evil pirate Davy Jones and his army of sea-phantoms.
Oscar-winning special effects highlight this blockbuster 
sequel in the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' series.
10/1,12,13,15,16,24,27,28.

PLAY IT TO THE BONE [R]·Comedy·1999·(2:04)
Two small-time boxers on their last legs find themselves
agreeing to fight each other for a $50,000 purse and a shot at
the title - but will they survive the road trip to the ring in
Vegas? With Lucy Liu, Tom SIzemore. 11/2.

POWDER [PG13]·Drama·1995·(1:52)
An abused albino boy with supernatural intellectual powers
encounters disbelief and discrimination when he enrolls in a
small town high school. 11/1.

THE PRESTIGE [PG13]·Action·2006·(2:10)
As young magicians, they were a team - but now their
escalating rivalry results in a fierce battle to top each other's
stunts in Victorian London. With Michael Caine, Scarlett
Johansson, David Bowie. 10/2,13,20,22,24,25.

THE PRIZE WINNER OF DEFIANCE, OHIO [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:39)
She's the mother of ten kids and married to an alcoholic in a
small Ohio town. Yet her knack for writing prize-winning
advertising jingles keeps their turbulent family financially
afloat in this inspiring, spirited true story. 11/2.

THE PROFESSIONAL [R]·Crime·1994·(1:49)
A professional hit man finds himself the unlikely guardian of
a streetwise 12-year-old girl who seeks to learn the trade.
Gritty, explosive drama, with Gary Oldham. From the director
of "La Femme Nikita." 10/21.

PROOF [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:40)
The daughter of a brilliant yet mentally erratic mathematician
must deal with his legacies of brilliance and madness when a
young student discovers a groundbreaking mathematical
proof buried in his cryptic notebooks.
10/3,4,7,8,18,19,22,23,28.

PULSE [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:27)
A scary website - thought to be marketing ploy - turns out to
be the portal by which a sinister force, with gruesome
intentions, seeks out new victims in this techno-horror
thriller. Co-scripted by Wes Craven. 10/27,11/4.

THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS [PG13]·Black·2006·(1:57)
Based on true events - a man struggles to keep himself and
young son from diving headlong into homeless poverty while
pursuing his dreams of a better life in this inspirational story.
Featuring Will's real-life son, Jaden Smith.
10/20,21,22,23,25,26,11/1.

THE QUEEN [PG13]·Biography·2006·(1:43)
Helen Mirren gives an Oscar-winning performance as Queen
Elizabeth II in this intimate portrait of the British Royal Family
in the wake of Princess Diana's death. 10/31,11/1.

RENT [PG13]·Black·2005·(2:15)
Film adaptation of multi-award-winning musical about a
group of Bohemian friends in late 1980s Greenwich Village.
10/1,23.

RUNNING WITH SCISSORS [R]·Comedy·2006·(2:02)
Based on the best-selling memoirs - a boy leaves his
alcoholic dad and unstable mom to live with the eccentric
and often surreal family of his mother's therapist. WIth Alec
Baldwin, Jill Clayburgh, Brian Cox and more.
10/2,3,5,6,10,11,17,20,29.

SCREAM [R]·Horror·1996·(1:51)
Hit comic horror that makes fun of the whole slasher-film
genre, busting age-old stereotypes while effectively telling the
story of a teenage girl grieving over her mother's murder.
10/26.

THE SHAGGY DOG [PG]·Comedy·2006·(1:39) Tim Allen.
The world of a workaholic lawyer turns upside down when his
encounter with a 300-year old Tibetan pooch results in his
changing into shaggy sheepdog! With Kristin Davis, Danny
Glover, Craig Kilborn. 10/8,24.

SILENT HILL [R]·Horror·2006·(2:05)
A mother takes her traumatized daughter to an eerie ghost
town called Silent Hill, hoping to cure the child's demons - but
when the girl disappears, a deadly game of gory, nightmarish
scenes begins! Not for the squeamish! 10/27.

SISTER ACT II: BACK IN THE HABIT [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:47)
She's not The Singing Nun! Yet Vegas lounge star Delores
returns to coach a kids choir for a contest that could save the
convent's school. The sequel to "Sister Act," with Maggie
Smith and James Coburn. 11/1,4.

SPYMATE [PG]·Comedy·2005·(1:24)
When a former spy's daughter is kidnapped, he must
summon the help of his old partner to get her back...It just so
happens his old partner is a chimpanzee! From the creators
of "MVP" and the "Air Bud" films. 10/13,18,29.

STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E37) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news. 10/4,6,8,9,10
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E38) [TV14]·(:24) 10/14,18
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E39) [TV14]·(:24) 10/18,22
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E40) [TV14]·(:24) 10/25,26,27,31
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E41) [TV14]·(:24) 11/1,4

STAY ALIVE [PG13]·Horror·2006·(1:26)
A group of friends play a mysterious horror video game, only
to discover that when they die in the game... they die for real!
10/7,26,27,30.

STEP UP [PG13]·Dance·2006·(1:43)
He's a free-styling street kid serving a community service
sentence, she's a dedicated classical dancer focused on her
senior performance - they couldn't be more opposite, yet their
dancing strikes sparks in this energetic story. 10/8,9,27,28.

STICK IT! [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:43)
The law puts the brakes on a talented young woman's wild
life and sends her back to the world of competitive
gymnastics, where her talent and rebellious attitude shake up
the system! From the writer of "Bring It On." 10/3,6,7,16,21.

STRANGER THAN FICTION [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:53)
A mild-mannered IRS auditor suddenly hears his own life
story--narrated by an author's voice in his head. But can he
change the story's ending...before it's too late?
10/4,10,19,20,23,11/4.

STRIPTEASE [R]·Comedy·1996·(1:57) Demi Moore.
A stripper seeking custody of her daughter becomes involved
with a libidinous congressman. 11/2.

TALL TALE [PG]·Adventure·1995·(1:37)
American folk heroes Pecos Bill, John Henry and Paul Bunyan
help save a young boy and his family's farm from a greedy
robber baron. 10/7.

TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY [PG13]·2006·(1:48)
Ricky Bobby, NASCAR's #1 driver, must defend his title
against a flamboyant French Formula One racer - both are
determined to win at any cost! With Sacha Baron Cohen, Gary
Cole, Michael Clarke Duncan. 10/11,12.

A TEXAS FUNERAL [R]·Comedy·1999·(1:41)
Following the passing of a Texas patriarch, the eccentric
family gathers for the reading of the will - only the youngest
grandson is getting visited by his dead grandad! With Isaiah
Washington, Chris Noth, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer. 10/17.

THE THIRD WHEEL [PG13]·Comedy·2002·(1:26)
After a year spent working up the nerve, a man asks a sexy
office colleague on a date - but when the big night arrives, a
wacky homeless man suddenly enters the picture! With Ben
Affleck, and look for Matt Damon in a cameo. 10/24.

THUMBSUCKER [R]·Art House·2005·(1:36)
An all-star cast tells the tale of a teenage boy's addiction to
sucking his thumb, and the unexpected changes that ensue
when he learns how to break the habit. Witty and real, with
Keanu Reeves, Vince Vaughn, Vincent D'Onofrio. 11/1,2.

TIM BURTON'S THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS [PG]·Animated·1993·(1:16)
Tim Burton's animated contemporary classic about Jack
Skellington of Halloweentown and his plot to kidnap Santa
Claus and become the overlord of Christmas. 10/10,31.

THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS [PG13]·Comedy·1996·(1:37)
A successful vet & radio show host - suffering from low
self-esteem - asks her gorgeous model friend to impersonate
her when a handsome man wants to date her. With Ben
Chaplin, Jamie Foxx. 10/9,16.

TWELVE AND HOLDING [R]·Drama·2006·(1:35)
After his twin brother is accidentally killed by vengeful bullies,
a disfigured twelve-year-old boy and his friends face the
harsh realities of death, hormones, and family dysfunction in
this top-notch drama. 10/21.

UNDERCLASSMAN [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:33)
A baby-faced 24-year-old detective, who never gets the
respect he deserves because of his boyish looks, goes
undercover in an elite private school where he stumbles upon
an international auto-theft ring. 10/1,4,5,11.

UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION [R]·Action·2006·(1:46)
Selene, the sexy vampire warrior, is back! The explosive war
between the Death Dealers and Lycans continues full throttle
as Selene and her werewolf lover go on the run, searching for
their future by seeking their past. 10/3,4,12,13,25,26,31.

AN UNFINISHED LIFE [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:48)
A grizzled rancher is trying to put his life back together when
his former daughter-in-law - who was the driver in the car
accident that killed his son - suddenly reappears with the
granddaughter he never knew. With Morgan Freeman.
10/6,7,8,9,18,30,31.

VOLVER [R]·Comedy·2006·(2:01)
After her death, a woman returns home as a ghost to try and
resolve her family's issues. 10/5.

THE WEDDING SINGER [PG13]·Comedy·1998·(1:37)
Lost in the 80s: an aspiring singer and an attractive waitress
suffer through bad relationships - love stinks, you know -
before finally hooking up for their own white wedding in this
fresh, funny romantic comedy. 10/14,15,18,20,22,23.

WHEN A STRANGER CALLS [PG13]·Horror·2006·(1:27)
In an opulent estate, a teen babysitter answers the phone
and begins a long, suspenseful night evading a taunting
psychopathic stalker - who may be in the house with her!
10/6,14,17,18,22,27.

THE ZODIAC [R]·Crime·2006·(1:37)
A mysterious serial killer known as The Zodiac commits a
string of vicious murders in the San Francisco Bay area,
outwitting the local police force and plunging a community
into terror - based on the actual 1968 events. 10/31.

ZOOM [PG]·Action·2006·(1:28)
A has-been superhero - whose brother has become an
intergalactic villian - comes out of retirement to train an
unlikely bunch of kid superheroes. WIth Chevy Chase, Rip
Torn, Spenser Breslin. 10/4,9,26.

10TH & WOLF [R]·Crime·2006·(1:48)
After returning home to Philadelphia from the military, a
former street tough tangles with the local mob boss who
drove him out of the neighborhood. WIth Piper Perabo, Brad
Renfro, Dennis Hopper, Tommy Lee, Val Kilmer. 10/1,10,26.

18 FINGERS OF DEATH! [PG13]·Black·2006·(1:27)
In this mockumentary, Buford Lee is perhaps the greatest
B-movie martial artist that no one has ever heard of. But
Roland Mack, an inner city youth is determined to make a
documentary about this fading star. 10/17.

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  7:20AM ET Rent  
  9:40AM ET Keeping Up With The Steins  
  11:10AM ET Underclassman  
  12:45PM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest  
  3:20PM ET 10th & Wolf  
  5:15PM ET Keeping Up With The Steins  
  6:45PM ET The Legend Of Zorro  
  9:00PM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest  
  11:35PM ET Underclassman  
 
Tuesday, Oct. 2
  1:15AM ET Don't Come Knocking  
  3:10AM ET The Covenant  
  4:50AM ET The Beautiful Country  
  7:00AM ET Facing The Giants  
  9:00AM ET On The Set: Resident Evil: Extinction  
  9:15AM ET The Prestige  
  11:30AM ET The Covenant  
  1:10PM ET Running With Scissors  
  3:15PM ET The Crew  
  4:50PM ET Don't Come Knocking  
  6:45PM ET The Prestige  
  9:00PM ET Running With Scissors  
  11:05PM ET The Covenant  
 
Wednesday, Oct. 3
 12:45AM ET The Guardian  
  3:05AM ET Friends With Money  
  4:35AM ET The Prestige  
  6:50AM ET Running With Scissors  
  9:00AM ET Stick It!  
  10:45AM ET The Guardian  
  1:10PM ET Fallen  
  3:15PM ET Haven  
  5:00PM ET Friends With Money  
  6:35PM ET The Guardian  
  9:00PM ET Stick It!  
  10:45PM ET Fallen  
 
Thursday, Oct. 4
 12:50AM ET Proof  
  2:35AM ET Underworld: Evolution  
  4:30AM ET Stick It!  
  6:15AM ET Stranger Than Fiction  
  8:10AM ET Zoom  
  9:40AM ET The Illusionist  
  11:30AM ET Underworld: Evolution  
  1:20PM ET Stranger Than Fiction  
  3:15PM ET Proof  
  5:00PM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter #37 - Featuring "The Darjeerling Limited"  
  5:35PM ET The Illusionist  
  7:30PM ET Zoom  
  9:00PM ET Stranger Than Fiction  
  11:00PM ET Underworld: Evolution  
 
Friday, Oct. 5
 12:50AM ET Underclassman  
  2:30AM ET Keeping Up With The Steins  
  4:00AM ET The Bachelor  
  5:50AM ET Facing The Giants  
  7:50AM ET Monkey Trouble  
  9:35AM ET Kinky Boots  
  11:30AM ET Fog City Mavericks  
  1:35PM ET Crossover  
  3:15PM ET Running With Scissors  
  5:20PM ET Underclassman  
  7:00PM ET On The Set: Resident Evil: Extinction  
  7:20PM ET Monster House  
  9:00PM ET Glory Road  
  11:00PM ET Running With Scissors  
 
Saturday, Oct. 6
  1:05AM ET The Legend Of Zorro  
  3:20AM ET Monster House  
  5:00AM ET Volver  
  7:10AM ET When A Stranger Calls  
  8:40AM ET Glory Road  
  10:50AM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter #37 - Featuring "The Darjeerling Limited"  
  11:20AM ET Running With Scissors  
  1:30PM ET Monster House  
  3:10PM ET When A Stranger Calls  
  4:40PM ET Glory Road  
  6:45PM ET The Legend Of Zorro  
  9:00PM ET Deja Vu  
  11:10PM ET When A Stranger Calls  
 
Sunday, Oct. 7
 12:40AM ET Stick It!  
  2:30AM ET The Greatest Game Ever Played  
  4:40AM ET An Unfinished Life  
  6:30AM ET The Covenant  
  8:10AM ET Tall Tale  
  9:50AM ET Deja Vu  
  12:00PM ET Stick It!  
  1:45PM ET The Covenant  
  3:30PM ET An Unfinished Life  
  5:20PM ET Deja Vu  
  7:30PM ET Stay Alive  
  9:00PM ET Stick It!  
  10:50PM ET An Unfinished Life  
 
Monday, Oct. 8
 12:45AM ET Proof  
  2:35AM ET Stay Alive  
  4:10AM ET The Beautiful Country  
  6:20AM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter #37 - Featuring "The Darjeerling Limited"  
  6:50AM ET The Guardian  
  9:20AM ET Crossover  
  11:05AM ET The Shaggy Dog  
  12:45PM ET On The Set: The Game Plan  
  1:00PM ET Instinct  
  3:05PM ET The Guardian  
  5:30PM ET Haven  
  7:15PM ET The Shaggy Dog  
  9:00PM ET Proof  
  10:45PM ET The Guardian  
 
Tuesday, Oct. 9
  1:10AM ET An Unfinished Life  
  3:00AM ET Step Up  
  4:50AM ET The Shaggy Dog  
  6:35AM ET Deja Vu  
  8:45AM ET The Bachelor  
  10:30AM ET Zoom  
  12:00PM ET Step Up  
  1:50PM ET Deja Vu  
  4:05PM ET Fear X  
  5:40PM ET An Unfinished Life  
  7:30PM ET Zoom  
  9:00PM ET Deja Vu  
  11:15PM ET Step Up  
 
Wednesday, Oct. 10
  1:10AM ET The Legend Of Zorro  
  3:30AM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter #37 - Featuring "The Darjeerling Limited"  
  4:50AM ET The Truth About Cats And Dogs  
  6:30AM ET Stranger Than Fiction  
  8:30AM ET Monster House  
  10:05AM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter #37 - Featuring "The Darjeerling Limited"  
  10:35AM ET The Legend Of Zorro  
  12:50PM ET Facing The Giants  
  2:50PM ET Stranger Than Fiction  
  4:50PM ET 10th & Wolf  
  6:45PM ET The Legend Of Zorro  
  9:00PM ET Monster House  
  10:35PM ET Stranger Than Fiction  
 
Thursday, Oct. 11
 12:30AM ET Don't Come Knocking  
  2:30AM ET Running With Scissors  
  4:35AM ET Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas  
  6:00AM ET Monster House  
  7:40AM ET The Greatest Game Ever Played  
  9:50AM ET Underclassman  
  11:30AM ET Cars  
  1:30PM ET Keeping Up With The Steins  
  3:00PM ET The Grudge 2  
  4:50PM ET Running With Scissors  
  7:00PM ET Cars  
  9:00PM ET The Da Vinci Code  
  11:40PM ET The Grudge 2  
 
Friday, Oct. 12
  1:30AM ET Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby  
  3:30AM ET All The King's Men  
  5:40AM ET The Da Vinci Code  
  8:15AM ET Cars  
  10:15AM ET The Grudge 2  
  12:05PM ET All The King's Men   
  2:20PM ET Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby   
  4:15PM ET The Da Vinci Code   
  6:50PM ET Gridiron Gang   
  9:00PM ET Deja Vu   
  11:10PM ET Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby   
 
Saturday, Oct. 13
  1:00AM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   
  3:35AM ET Underworld: Evolution   
  5:30AM ET Deja Vu   
  7:40AM ET Spymate   
  9:05AM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   
  11:40AM ET Gridiron Gang   
  1:50PM ET The Prestige   
  4:10PM ET Deja Vu   
  6:20PM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   
  9:00PM ET The Holiday   
  11:20PM ET Underworld: Evolution   
 
Sunday, Oct. 14
  1:15AM ET The Guardian   
  3:40AM ET The Prestige   
  6:00AM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter #38 - Featuring "We Own the Night" & "Michael Clayton"   
  6:30AM ET Invincible   
  8:20AM ET The Holiday   
  10:45AM ET Glory Road   
  12:50PM ET The Guardian   
  3:20PM ET When A Stranger Calls   
  4:50PM ET The Holiday   
  7:10PM ET Invincible   
  9:00PM ET The Guardian   
  11:30PM ET Glory Road   
 
Monday, Oct. 15
  1:30AM ET The Wedding Singer   
  3:15AM ET Factotum   
  4:50AM ET When A Stranger Calls   
  6:20AM ET Cars   
  8:20AM ET Angels In The Outfield   
  10:10AM ET Open Season   
  11:40AM ET Home Alone 3   
  1:30PM ET Cars   
  3:30PM ET Bicentennial Man   
  5:50PM ET The Wedding Singer   
  7:30PM ET Open Season   
  9:00PM ET Cars   
  11:00PM ET The Insider   
 
Tuesday, Oct. 16
  1:40AM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   
  4:15AM ET Hot Shots!   
  5:40AM ET The Holiday   
  8:00AM ET Open Season   
  9:30AM ET Monster House   
  11:05AM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   
  1:40PM ET The Holiday   
  4:00PM ET The Truth About Cats And Dogs   
  5:40PM ET Monster House   
  7:15PM ET Stick It!   
  9:00PM ET The Holiday   
  11:20PM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   
 
Wednesday, Oct. 17
  2:00AM ET Fog City Mavericks   
  4:05AM ET Stick It!   
  5:50AM ET Glory Road   
  7:50AM ET The Covenant   
  9:40AM ET The Illusionist   
  11:30AM ET Running With Scissors   
  1:35PM ET Glory Road   
  3:35PM ET Don't Come Knocking   
  5:30PM ET The Illusionist   
  7:20PM ET The Covenant   
  9:00PM ET Glory Road   
  11:05PM ET The Wedding Singer   
 
Thursday, Oct. 18
 12:50AM ET 18 Fingers of Death!   
  2:30AM ET When A Stranger Calls   
  4:05AM ET A Texas Funeral   
  5:50AM ET An Unfinished Life   
  7:45AM ET The Wedding Singer   
  9:30AM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter #38 - Featuring "We Own the Night" & "Michael Clayton"   
  10:00AM ET When A Stranger Calls   
  11:35AM ET Spymate   
  1:10PM ET Deja Vu   
  3:20PM ET Crossover   
  5:00PM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter #39   
  5:30PM ET An Unfinished Life   
  7:30PM ET When A Stranger Calls   
  9:00PM ET Deja Vu   
  11:10PM ET Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo   
 
Friday, Oct. 19
 12:40AM ET The Guardian   
  3:05AM ET Proof   
  4:50AM ET Crossover   
  6:30AM ET Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo   
  8:10AM ET Deja Vu   
  10:20AM ET The Guardian   
  12:45PM ET Open Season   
  2:15PM ET Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo   
  3:50PM ET The Illusionist   
  5:45PM ET Proof   
  7:30PM ET Open Season   
  9:00PM ET The Guardian   
  11:30PM ET Glory Road   
 
Saturday, Oct. 20
  1:35AM ET Stranger Than Fiction   
  3:35AM ET The Greatest Game Ever Played   
  5:40AM ET The Illusionist   
  7:35AM ET Glory Road   
  9:35AM ET The Prestige   
  11:50AM ET Stranger Than Fiction   
  1:50PM ET The Wedding Singer   
  3:30PM ET Glory Road   
  5:30PM ET Friends With Money   
  7:00PM ET Stranger Than Fiction   
  9:00PM ET The Pursuit Of Happyness   
  11:05PM ET The Da Vinci Code   
 
Sunday, Oct. 21
  1:40AM ET Running With Scissors   
  3:50AM ET The Holiday   
  6:15AM ET Stick It!   
  8:05AM ET The Pursuit Of Happyness   
  10:10AM ET Click   
  12:05PM ET The Holiday   
  2:30PM ET The Da Vinci Code   
  5:05PM ET The Pursuit Of Happyness   
  7:10PM ET Stick It!   
  9:00PM ET The Holiday   
  11:20PM ET Click   
 
Monday, Oct. 22
  1:15AM ET The Professional   
  3:10AM ET Twelve and Holding   
  4:50AM ET Fallen   
  7:05AM ET The Covenant   
  8:50AM ET Double Take   
  10:30AM ET Monster House   
  12:05PM ET When A Stranger Calls   
  1:35PM ET The Prestige   
  3:50PM ET Don't Come Knocking   
  5:45PM ET Monster House   
  7:20PM ET The Covenant   
  9:00PM ET The Prestige   
  11:15PM ET When A Stranger Calls   
 
Tuesday, Oct. 23
 12:50AM ET The Wedding Singer   
  2:35AM ET Proof   
  4:20AM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter:Episode #39   
  4:50AM ET The Pursuit Of Happyness   
  7:00AM ET Ed TV   
  9:10AM ET Stranger Than Fiction   
  11:10AM ET The Legend Of Zorro   
  1:30PM ET The Pursuit Of Happyness   
  3:35PM ET The Wedding Singer   
  5:15PM ET Proof   
  7:00PM ET Stranger Than Fiction   
  9:00PM ET The Pursuit Of Happyness   
  11:00PM ET The Legend Of Zorro   
 
Wednesday, Oct. 24
  1:15AM ET Rent   
  3:35AM ET Stranger Than Fiction   
  5:30AM ET Deja Vu   
  7:40AM ET The Shaggy Dog   
  9:20AM ET The Third Wheel   
  10:50AM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   
  1:30PM ET Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo   
  3:00PM ET Deja Vu   
  5:10PM ET The Greatest Game Ever Played   
  7:15PM ET The Shaggy Dog   
  9:00PM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   
  11:35PM ET Deja Vu   
 
Thursday, Oct. 25
  1:45AM ET The Prestige   
  4:00AM ET Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo   
  5:30AM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   
  8:05AM ET Glory Road   
  10:05AM ET The Prestige   
  12:20PM ET The Holiday   
  2:40PM ET All The King's Men   
  4:50PM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter:Episode #40   
  5:15PM ET Friends With Money   
  6:45PM ET The Prestige   
  9:00PM ET The Holiday   
  11:20PM ET Glory Road   
 
Friday, Oct. 26
  1:30AM ET The Pursuit Of Happyness   
  3:35AM ET Underworld: Evolution   
  5:30AM ET All The King's Men   
  7:45AM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter:Episode #40   
  8:20AM ET The Holiday   
  10:45AM ET The Pursuit Of Happyness   
  12:50PM ET Zoom   
  2:30PM ET Stay Alive   
  4:05PM ET 10th & Wolf   
  6:00PM ET The Pursuit Of Happyness   
  8:00PM ET Bloodsucking Cinema   
  9:00PM ET Underworld: Evolution   
  10:50PM ET Dawn Of The Dead   
 
Saturday, Oct. 27
 12:35AM ET From Dusk Till Dawn   
  2:30AM ET Blade   
  4:35AM ET Bloodsucking Cinema   
  5:40AM ET Scream   
  7:35AM ET Silent Hill   
  9:45AM ET Stay Alive   
  11:15AM ET Blade   
  1:20PM ET Bloodsucking Cinema   
  2:30PM ET Pulse   
  4:00PM ET When A Stranger Calls   
  5:30PM ET The Covenant   
  7:10PM ET The Grudge 2   
  9:00PM ET Marie Antoinette   
  11:10PM ET The Guardian   
 
Sunday, Oct. 28
  1:40AM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter:Episode #40   
  2:10AM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   
  4:50AM ET Step Up   
  6:45AM ET The Covenant   
  8:30AM ET The Guardian   
  11:00AM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   
  1:40PM ET The Grudge 2   
  3:30PM ET Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo   
  5:05PM ET Marie Antoinette   
  7:15PM ET Step Up   
  9:00PM ET Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   
  11:40PM ET Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo   
 
Monday, Oct. 29
  1:15AM ET Deja Vu   
  3:30AM ET Proof   
  5:15AM ET The Crew   
  6:50AM ET Spymate   
  8:20AM ET The Holiday   
  10:45AM ET Fear X   
  12:20PM ET Deja Vu   
  2:30PM ET Fog City Mavericks   
  4:35PM ET Running With Scissors   
  6:40PM ET The Holiday   
  9:00PM ET Deja Vu   
  11:15PM ET Fallen   
 
Tuesday, Oct. 30
  1:20AM ET Farce of the Penguins   
  2:45AM ET Glory Road   
  4:45AM ET Running With Scissors   
  6:50AM ET The Greatest Game Ever Played   
  9:00AM ET Marie Antoinette   
  11:05AM ET Stay Alive   
  12:35PM ET Glory Road   
  2:40PM ET Fallen   
  4:45PM ET The Greatest Game Ever Played   
  6:50PM ET Marie Antoinette   
  9:00PM ET Glory Road   
  11:00PM ET Stay Alive   
 
Wednesday, Oct. 31
 12:30AM ET Loverboy   
  2:00AM ET An Unfinished Life   
  3:50AM ET The Grudge 2   
  5:35AM ET The Birdcage   
  7:40AM ET Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas   
  9:00AM ET Monster House   
  10:35AM ET Underworld: Evolution   
  12:30PM ET The Grudge 2   
  2:15PM ET An Unfinished Life   
  4:05PM ET Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo   
  5:35PM ET Monster House   
  7:10PM ET Underworld: Evolution   
  9:00PM ET Bloodsucking Cinema   
  10:05PM ET The Grudge 2   
  11:50PM ET Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 
 
Thursday, Nov. 1
  1:20AM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter:Episode #40   
  1:50AM ET The Queen   
  3:40AM ET Hoods   
  5:15AM ET The Zodiac   
  7:00AM ET Apartment 12   
  8:35AM ET All The King's Men   
  10:50AM ET Sister Act II: Back in the Habit   
  12:45PM ET The Pursuit Of Happyness   
  2:50PM ET Mystery Men   
  5:00PM ET Starz The Hollywood Reporter:Episode #41   
  5:30PM ET All The King's Men   
  7:39PM ET The Night Listener   
  9:00PM ET The Pursuit Of Happyness   
  11:05PM ET The Queen  

Friday, Nov. 2
  1:00AM ET Thumbsucker   
  2:40AM ET Marie Antoinette   
  4:45AM ET Powder   
  6:40AM ET The Prize Winner Of Defiance, Ohio   
  8:20AM ET Lost In Space   
  10:35AM ET Freedomland   
  12:35PM ET The Da Vinci Code   
  3:10PM ET Thumbsucker   
  4:50PM ET Play It To The Bone   
  7:00PM ET Freedomland   
  9:00PM ET The Da Vinci Code   
  11:35PM ET Enemy Of The State   

Saturday, Nov. 3
  2:00AM ET Striptease   
  4:05AM ET Freedomland   
  6:05AM ET Gridiron Gang   
  8:15AM ET The Da Vinci Code   
  10:50AM ET Invincible   
  12:45PM ET Enemy Of The State   
  3:05PM ET Gridiron Gang   
  5:15PM ET Derailed   
  7:10PM ET Invincible   
  9:00PM ET TBA    
  11:20PM ET Gridiron Gang 

Sunday, Nov. 4
  1:35AM ET Little Man   
  2:15AM ET Bachelor Party Vegas   
  3:50AM ET TBA    
  6:10AM ET Pulse   
  7:40AM ET Sister Act II: Back in the Habit   
  9:30AM ET Little Man   
  11:10AM ET Cars   
  1:10PM ET Pulse   
  2:40PM ET Find Me Guilty   
  4:45PM ET All The King's Men   
  7:00PM ET Cars   
  9:00PM ET Little Man   
  10:45PM ET Pulse  

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