You are obsessed when...
1.You agree with everything they say except for in the song "Sayin' I Love You" when they say "I may not be the best looking guy you ever knew..."
2.Everything you do on the Internet relates to The Moffatts in some way, shape or form. (I do that! He He He!)
3.You'll freak out, slam the doors, throw all the things, and cry really hard if your parents didn't allow you go to their concert!
4.The only TRUE friends you have are Moffatt fans that you know personally or over the Internet. (Most of my friends are Moffatt fans because well I sorta got them into them!)
5.You dye your hair blonde in front just like Scott's coz you think it's soooooooooooooo cool!!! (Actually my hair used to be like that!)
6.You won't go out with anyone cuz you believe that would be cheating on your fave Moffatt
7.When you go shopping you notice every item of clothing The Moffatts have! And buy them!
8.Everytime you see a band with 4 members, you try to compare them with The Moffatts in some way or another.
9.You go wacko because you forgot your precious Moffatt Pix downstairs and your afraid that someone will take them. (I’ve done that before and the teacher thought I was INSANE so he told me to leave class! The good thing was my Moffatt Pix are safe and sound beside me!)
10.When you have your walkman on and ask someone around you to guess what your listening to they automatically start guessing Moffatt songs, they know your not listening to anyone else! (I my walkman there is a Moffatt tape, and in my discman there is a Moffatt CD!)
11.OF COURSE you know ALL the lyrics! And even to some that aren't even released!
12.Your parents think you should get a new hobby besides "Moffatts".
13.Your grades drop because you are too busy looking up stuff on the internet! (Very true!)
14.You don't even consider having a boyfriend!
15. You wanna play the same instrument as your fave guy. (I play the drums, guitars and Keyboards but not because of them)
16.You do every report that you can on The Moffatts so all your teachers know exactly who they are.
17.Your parents even talk about The Moffatts to their friends!
18.You ask your teachers which Moffatt they think is cutest! ( Most of my teachers think Dave and Scott are!)
19.You know basically their whole past, present and can pretty much predict their future.
20.You punch any one who says "Who are the 'Muppetts'?" when you bring them up.
21.You totally lose touch with your old friends because they don't like The Moffatts. (Ok I ain’t that low)
22.You know when their last dentist appointments were! (I am proud to say that it was on April 24th!)
23.You make business cards with your webpage on them and hand them out to everyone!
24.Your car breaks down on the way to their concert, but you still manage to make it there at least an hour early!
25.Basically, everything you do in your life reminds you of The Moffatts in some way or another!
26.You force yourself to drink iced tea just because Bob likes it.
27.You force yourself to eat Mexican food even though it makes you vomit.
28.You force your boyfriend to watch the Moffatts(Been there, done that!)
29.One of the guys is your imaginary friend and you talk to them! (Clint used to when I was in grade 3!)
30.You try to convince your brother to get your fave Moffatts' hair do!
31.Your MOM knows all the lyrics to Moffatt songs!
32.Everything your friends talk about, you change it into a Moffatt related conversation.
33.You name your pets after them! (I used to have four fishes, can you guess what they were called?)
34.You drag your friends with you to sit in line for 9 hours to get the Moffatts' autographs even if they don't like the Moffatts
35.You know more about The Moffatts than you do yourself!
36.When someone comes to sit down next to you you say "Hey! That seats reserved for (fill in favorite Moffatts name)!" (You should try it it is SO fun! I know from experience!)
37.Your whole grade/family/friends know everything about The Moffatts because of you!
38.Your email address is with their name!
39.You celebrate their birthdays!
40.You freak when you see triplets! ( I do, triplets are like SO cool!)
41.You won't go out with anyone cuz you believe that would be cheating on your fave Moffatt
42.You go and beat your older cousin up with a stick when he makes fun of the Moffatts!
43.You start comparing how people look to the guys!
44.You got your little cousin/sister/brother/nephew/niece/next door neighbor hooked to The Moffatts! (Ok I’ve got my Nana to like them she even went to a concert in Sarnia!)
45.You have extra copies of them on tape...just incase! (I always have extras, you never know what may happen in my house!)
46.You go into debt because you are trading too much Moffatts stuff.
47.You spend all day trying to copy their signatures exactly! ( OK, OK, I know how to copy their signatures! Seriously!)
48.You get two or three different versions of a single cuz its got a different song on it!
49.When you make a list of obsession signs!
50.You have a website about them.
51.You think there should be a little island somewhere...with a school...of just Moffatt fans..and Moffatt subjects.
52.You carry around their tour schedule in your back pocket.
53.The people at school think you have no other musical preferences.
54.Your school binders have nothing written in them but the name of your favorite Moffatt
55.You know every verision of their songs! *old and new!*
56.You're thinking about getting Roots clothes imported from Canada because the guys love that brand.
57.Eventually your birthday cake has something to deal with The Moffatts - whether it has their name on it..or a picture of them on it!
58.Anybody who's name is Scott, Clint, Bob, or Dave (or Frank, or Sheila, or Darlana) you automatically think of the guys.
59.You don't refer to them as The Moffatts, you refer to them as..."the guys" - like they're your best friends or something.
60.Someone asks you what your hobby is or what you do on your free time and it's..."Watching Moffatt videos"
61.You start writing "SCBD" everywhere...On your hand..desk at school..anywhere!
62.Your neighbor comes over with Moffatt stuff and says she's though of ya!
63.You've looked in local phone books for anybody with the last name of..."Moffatt".)
64.The background on your computer is the Moffatts
65.When they're on TV, a neighbor or somebody comes over and asks who's dying because you're screaming so loud!
66.You get one of your moms friends to come over to watch them with you when they're on TV!
67.Your lifetime goal is to track down and kill "Lara" (Scotts girlfriend from that Bravo magazine thing)
68.You get your room painted a color called Moffat blue. Who cares if it's spelt wrong?
69.You would have no life if it weren't for The Moffatts.
70.You tell everyone you want to be a papparazzi after school and you think it's an actual job!
71.You talking about The Moffatts is just a normal everyday thing in your household now.
72.You check the Ebay or Yahoo auctions everyday or so just to see what kind of Moffatt stuff they're selling.
73.You always have one of their songs or quotes going through your head.
74.The people at the radio stations know you and call you "The Offical Moffatt Fan" because you phone in every hour requesting them!
75.You've cried because of them one time or another.
76.A lot of people you know start resembeling on of The Moffatts.
77.When you watch a movie and somehow relate everything to The Moffatts.
78.You get a progress report in school because you're *ahem* daydreaming too much. (Ok I have no comment on that one! *LOL*)
79.You forget what your last name really is. You actually think it's Moffatt!
80.The radio station started a short morning show call "Moffatt Mania" that you've been chosen to host so you have to call in every morning and give updates!
81.You buy every magazine they're in.
82.Your have filing cabinets full of pictures, magazines, ane whatever else because you ran out of space on your walls.
83.You're friends ask you if you brought your Moffatt photo album to school and you say..."Which one?"
84. When your the lead in school plays, you demand the tacher to change your characters last name to Moffatt! Even if your playing Martha Washington!
85. At autograph sessions when your trying to take pictures of them the Moffatts tell you to stop shaking so much becasue your pics won't come out! (On July 9th I dropped my cam because of that and Scott was like "Are you ok?")
86. You sign your signature on important documents as _______ (your name) Moffatt.
87. Nobody actually knows your last name, you always say it's Moffatt!
88.When you're at school people ask you..."How are The Moffatts doing?" like you know them personally or something.
89. You have your first name changed because your old name didn't sound good with the last name Moffatt.
90. You get your phone number changed to 663-3288 (spells "Moffatt")
91.You try to find out every knick and cranie in The Moffatts life that you can.
92.You freak out or cry over every new song you hear.
93.You freak out over every new pic you see of them.
94.You freak out over the stupidest news you hear about them.
95.When you go shopping you notice every item of clothing The Moffatts have! And buy them!
96.You actually think you'll have some kind of a future with them!
97.You enter in contests that are only for a certain country's residents (not yours) but think "What the heck! I might just win!"
98.Every sentence that you or someone else says that has lyrics from The Moffatts songs - you automatically think of them!
99.You don't even consider having a boyfriend!
100.The guys at school come up to your locker and punch a picture of your favorite Moffatt-so hey! You punch them!
101.You relate The Moffatts' songs with you and them in some way or another.
102.You think you're loosing your mind because you didn't know an answer to a question someone asked you about the guys!
103.You don't care about any new groups that come out!
104.When all your teachers and kids in the halls know you as "Oh! That Moffatt girl!"
105.Your car breaks down on the way to their concert, but you still manage to make it there at least an hour early!
106.Your boyfriend dumps you cuz all you talk about is the Moffatts!
107.You try and convince your mom to get your 4 brothers haircuts like the Moffatts.
108.You name your pets after them!
109.It really pisses you off because there is some chick who likes The Moffatts because "They are soooo hot!!"
110.You make fun of them, but you know you're just kidding!
111.You get all defensive and pissed off when people say they look like girls...or look gay...or they're "Hanson wannabes".
112.When you start doing the little _\m/ Moffatt sign!
113.You have a website about them.
114.Sometimes you carry around their tour schedule in your back pocket. (Ok I do that too! I always like to know where they are going!)
115.The kid in your Science class...who loves Metallica, is thinking that Dave is a real...*Stoner*
116.You have extra copies of them on tape...just incase!
117.A lot of the stuff on your computer is Moffatt related.
118.You actually got a teacher to watch a TV show they were on!
119.When people say a quote even SIMILAR to something the guys have said...you automatically think of them.
120.You try to go through the autograph lines (when they have them) more than once. (Isy- how many times did we go back? 4-5 times? He! He! He!)
121.You talking about The Moffatts is just a normal everyday thing in your household now.
122.You usually have one of their songs or quotes going through your head.
123.The people that work at the photo-copying place downtown know you!
124.You try to buy every magazine they're in.
125.But then you really dont know what to do with the pictures in the mags. Hang 'em up? or...put them in your Moffatt magazine bucket!
126.You cancel a out-of-town trip because something Moffatty is going on. (I always do that)
127.You've made up a couple wacked songs dealing with The Moffatts.
128.You've made your friends look The Moffatts up on the internet...even if they hate them!
129. You disabled your video’s of them because you’ve watch them to much. (You see that’s why I have extra copies of mine! They come in handy)
130. You take the time to read through all of these. (Hey I ain’t the only obsessed one!)
