--Find out where your worst enemy shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your enemy does.. (This is especially effective if your enemy is a different gender than you are.)
--Make up nicknames for all of your fellow students and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good idea, Sparky!" or "No, I'm sorry. I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one, Bubbles."
--Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost your shoes since you have done this.
--Everytime a teacher wants you to do something ask them if they would like fries with that.
--Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "Homework."
--Send e-mail messages saying Free Pizza, Free Donuts, etc... in the lunchroom and when people complain that there weren't any, just lean back in your chair and pat your stomach, and say, "Oh, you've got to be faster than that."
--In the library, leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
--If you have a glass eye, tap on it ocasionally with your pen while your teacher talks to you. If you don't have a glass eye, bite at the air instead.
--Reply to everything someone says with, "that's what YOU think!"
--Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
--Finish all of your sentences with the words, "In accordence with prophesy..." Examples: "I am very angry, in accordence with prophesy." or "My teacher is a real wench, in accordence with prophesy." Try it. Works every time!
--Disassemble your pen and "accidently" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
--In Math class, shout out random numbers when someone is counting.
--Adjust the tint on your teacher's computer so that the brightness level lights up the entire room. When your teacher catches you and complains, insist that you "like it that way."
--Staple test papers or homework in the middle of the page.
--Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make the sound of a dying frog.
--TYPE ONLY IN UPPER CASE.
--type only in lower case.
--Dont use any punctuation either
--Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Nevermind, it's gone now."
--As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
--When nearly done with something, announce "No. Wait. I messed it up," and repeat.
--Ask your classmates what gender they are.
--While making presentations, occasionaly bob your head quickly like a parakeet.
--In the bus, tape signs up to the window like; "Help! We're being kidnapped!" Then when the police man comes, you can get rid of the bus driver that you hate so much!
--Ask the lunch ladies or teachers, or students mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a hot pink notebook. Dart your eyes around and mutter something about "psychological profiles-s-s-s."
