===== Grease ============ " LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING " " AH AH AH AH AH " " AH AH-AH AH-AH " " AH AH-AH AH AH AH-AH "" I'M GOING BACK TO AUSTRALIA. DON'T TALK THAT WAY, SANDY. I'VE JUST HAD THE BEST SUMMER. AND NOW I HAVE TO LEAVE. IT ISN'T FAIR. DANNY, DON'T SPOIL IT. IT'S NOT SPOILING IT. IT'S MAKING IT BETTER. DANNY, IS THIS THE END? OF COURSE NOT. IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING. DICK FONTAINE BEGINNING YOUR DAY WITH THE ONLY WAY-- MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC. IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. DON'T BE A SLOB, DON'T GET A JOB. GO TO CLASS, YOU CAN PASS. TO START THE DAY OFF FINE, I'LL PLAY A FAVORITE OF MINE. " I SOLVE MY PROBLEMS AND I SEE THE LIGHT " " WE GOT A LOVIN' THING " " WE GOT TO FEED IT RIGHT " " THERE AIN'T NO DANGER WE CAN GO TOO FAR " " IF WE START BELIEVIN' NOW " " THAT WE CAN BE WHO WE ARE " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " THEY THINK OUR LOVE IS JUST A GROWIN' PAIN " " WHY DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND? " " IT'S JUST A CRYIN' SHAME " " THEIR LIPS ARE LYIN', ONLY REAL IS REAL " " WE STOPPED THE FIGHT RIGHT NOW " " WE GOT TO BE WHAT WE FEEL " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " THAT YOU HEARD " " IT'S GOT A GROOVE, IT'S GOT A MEANING " " GREASE IS THE TIME " " IS THE PLACE " " IS THE MOTION " " GREASE IS THE WAY WE ARE FEELIN' " " WE TAKE THE PRESSURE " " AND WE THROW AWAY " " CONVENTIONALITY BELONGS TO YESTERDAY " " THERE IS A CHANCE THAT WE CAN MAKE IT SO FAR " " IF WE START BELIEVIN' NOW " " THAT WE CAN BE WHO WE ARE " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " THAT YOU HEARD " " IT'S GOT A GROOVE, IT'S GOT A MEANING " " GREASE IS THE TIME " " IS THE PLACE " " IS THE MOTION " " NOW GREASE IS THE WAY WE ARE FEELIN' " " THIS IS A LIFE OF ILLUSION " " WRAPPED UP IN TROUBLES " " LACED WITH CONFUSION " " WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? " " WE TAKE THE PRESSURE " " AND WE THROW AWAY " " CONVENTIONALITY BELONGS TO YESTERDAY " " THERE IS A CHANCE THAT WE CAN MAKE IT SO FAR " " IF WE START BELIEVIN' NOW " " THAT WE CAN BE WHO WE ARE " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " THAT YOU HEARD " " IT'S GOT A GROOVE, IT'S GOT A MEANING " " GREASE IS THE TIME " " IS THE PLACE " " IS THE MOTION " " NOW GREASE IS THE WAY WE ARE FEELING " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " THAT YOU HEARD " " IT'S GOT A GROOVE, IT'S GOT A MEANING " " GOT A GROOVE " " GOT A MEANING " " GREASE IS THE TIME " " IS THE PLACE " " IS THE MOTION " " NOW GREASE IS THE WAY WE ARE FEELING " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD "" HEY! GIVE ME THAT. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BURY THIS. IT'S MY LUNCH! YOUR OLD LADY MADE LUNCH? SHE DOES IT EVERY YEAR ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. HEY, NICKY! NICKY, OVER HERE! HEY, WHERE YOU AT? WHERE WERE YOU ALL SUMMER? ARE YOU MY MOTHER? I WAS JUST ASKING. I WAS WORKING. WORKING? LUGGING BOXES AT BARGAIN CITY, MORON. NICE JOB. EAT ME. I'VE BEEN SAVING FOR SOME WHEELS. WANT TO HEAR WHAT I DID? NO. HEY, THERE'S DANNY! DANNY! HEY, DANNY! DANNY, DANNY, DANNY, DANNY. DANNY! HOW YOU DOING, HUH? HEY, DANNY! HEY, COME ON! OHH! HEY, HOW YOU DOING? GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU SEEN ANY NEW BROADS OVER THERE? NAH. JUST THE SAME OLD CHICKS. SO, WHAT DID YOU DO ALL SUMMER, DANNY? I WAS HANGING AROUND AT THE BEACH. WITH CHICKS HANGING AROUND YOU. THE ONLY THING THAT HANGS AROUND SONNY ARE FLIES. HOW WAS THE ACTION AT THE BEACH? OOH. IT WAS FLIPPING. OOH. CRAZY, YEAH. I DID MEET THIS ONE COOL CHICK. YOU MEAN SHE PUTS OUT? IS THAT ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT? FREAKIN' A! [BELL RINGS] THIS ONE. HEY, GUYS! WAIT UP. DO I LOOK O.K., FRENCHY? SURE. I'M REALLY NERVOUS. YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. SO THIS IS RYDELL? YEP, YOU'LL LOVE IT. I LOVED MY LAST SCHOOL. I WISH I WAS THERE. I'M NO STRANGER TO HEARTBREAK. WHY? YOU GOT PSORIASIS? OH, GOD. WELL, HERE WE ARE AGAIN. THIS TIME WE'RE SENIORS. WE'RE GOING TO RULE THE SCHOOL! JUNE, THAT'S SO ADOLESCENT. WE ARE ADOLESCENT. WE DON'T HAVE TO FLAUNT IT. O.K., GIRLS. LET'S GO GET THEM. BLANCHE, DO YOU HAVE THE NEW SCHEDULES? YES. I JUST HAD MY HANDS ON THEM. GOOD. THEY'LL BE NICE AND SMUDGED. HERE WE ARE. THESE ARE THE SCHEDULES WE COULDN'T FIND FOR LAST SEMESTER. NEXT YEAR, MAYBE YOU'LL FIND THE ONES FOR THIS SEMESTER. I GOT KENICKIE AGAIN. IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AND ALREADY MY CASTOR OIL IS MISSING. HOW MANY DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS VACATION? 86. 86? I'M COUNTING. OHH! MAY I HELP YOU, DEAR? THIS IS MY FIRST DAY. WELCOME TO RYDELL. YOU'LL HAVE TO FILL OUT THESE FORMS. WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE ME. DO YOU HAVE A PENCIL? YES, DEAR. HERE YOU ARE. [BELL RINGS] JEEZ, EVERY TEACHER I GOT THIS YEAR'S FLUNKED ME AT LEAST ONCE. IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, YOU'LL BE IN McGEE'S OFFICE. THIS YEAR SHE'LL WISH SHE'S NEVER SEEN ME. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? I'M NOT TAKING HER CRAP. I DON'T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NOBODY. SONNY. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN HOMEROOM? I WAS JUST WALKING. YOU WERE DAWDLING, RIGHT? YES, MA'AM. THAT IS NO WAY TO START A NEW SEMESTER. [SPEAKING ITALIAN] PERHAPS A SESSION OF BANGING ERASERS WOULD PUT YOU ON THE RIGHT TRACK. YES, MA'AM. ARE YOU GOING TO STAND THERE ALL DAY? NO, MA'AM. YES, MA'AM. WHICH IS IT, YES OR NO? NO, MA'AM. GOOD. THEN MOVE. I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T TAKE ANY OF HER CRAP, SONNY. YOU WOULD HAVE REALLY TOLD HER OFF, HUH? YES, MA'AM. NO, MA'AM. HEY, EUGENE! HI, FELLAS! SHAKE, BUDDY. OW! WHAT'S WRONG? YOU'RE WEARING GLASSES. I GOT ASTIGMATISM. AW, TOO BAD. " AS I GO TRAVELING DOWN LIFE'S HIGHWAY... "" [CHIMES] GOOD MORNING, BOYS AND GIRLS, AND WELCOME TO WHAT WILL BE OUR GREATEST YEAR AT RYDELL. SATURDAY NIGHT WILL BE OUR FIRST PEP RALLY. I WANT TO SEE PLENTY OF SUPPORT FOR COACH CALHOUN AND THE RYDELL RANGERS. IF YOU CAN'T BE AN ATHLETE, BE AN ATHLETIC SUPPORTER. NOW FOR ONE OF THE MOST EXCITING THINGS TO EVER HAPPEN AT RYDELL HIGH. THE NATIONAL BANDSTAND TELEVISION SHOW HAS SELECTED RYDELL AS A REPRESENTATIVE AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL. THEY WILL BROADCAST LIVE FROM OUR GYM. YAY! IT'S OUR CHANCE TO SHOW THE ENTIRE NATION WHAT BRIGHT, CLEAN-CUT, WHOLESOME STUDENTS WE HAVE HERE AT RYDELL. AAH! " BA-BA-BUM-BUM " " BA-BA-BUM-BUM " " BA-BA-BUM-BUM "" DID YOU GUYS GET A LOOK AT ZUCCO THIS MORNING? LOOKING PRETTY GOOD THIS YEAR, HUH, RIZZ? THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY. HISTORY SOMETIMES REPEATS ITSELF. HEY, YOU GUYS. HI, FRENCHY. THIS IS SANDY OLSSON. THAT'S JAN AND MARTY, AND THIS HERE'S RIZZO. SHE MOVED HERE FROM AUSTRALIA. HOW ARE THINGS DOWN UNDER? OH, FINE, THANKS. MARTY, ARE THOSE NEW GLASSES? YEAH, DON'T I LOOK SMARTER? NAH. YOU CAN STILL SEE YOUR FACE. HOW DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL, SANDY? IT'S DIFFERENT. HI, KIDS! OH! OH! OH! PATTY SIMCOX, THE BAD SEED OF RYDELL--HI! I LOVE THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT'S HAPPENED! PROBABLY NOT. I'M NOMINATED FOR STUDENT COUNCIL VICE PRESIDENT! ISN'T IT THE MOST, TO SAY THE LEAST? THE VERY LEAST. WE WISH YOU LUCK, DON'T WE? I GOT MY FINGERS CROSSED. YOU MUST THINK I'M A CLOD FOR NOT INTRODUCING MYSELF. HI, I'M PATTY SIMCOX. WELCOME TO RYDELL-- OH! I HOPE YOU'LL BE AT CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS. WE'LL HAVE FUN AND BECOME LIFELONG FRIENDS! THINK WE CAN LET SANDY IN THE PINK LADIES? SHE LOOKS TOO PURE. DOUBLE DOO-DOO! ONE OF MY DIAMONDS FELL IN THE MACARONI. HEY, WANT SOME SALAMI? IF I EAT THAT, I'LL SMELL LIKE YOU. HEY, GUYS. GUYS, LOOK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DINGLEBERRIES ON PARADE. YOU PUT YOUR FOOT INTO IT THIS TIME! TRY HOPSCOTCH, YOU HOT DOG. WHAT A GAVONE! GUMDROPS, MAN. YOU GUYS SEE THAT NEW CHICK AT REGISTRATION? SHE SURE BEATS THE FOAM DOMES HERE. HER JUGS WERE BIGGER THAN ANNETTE'S? NOBODY'S JUGS ARE BIGGER THAN ANNETTE'S. RIGHT. HEY, GUYS. HEY! HI, GIRLS. YOU'RE A SICK MAN, PUTZ. HEY! HEY, I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT DANNY DID AT THE BEACH. IT WAS NOTHING. SURE, NOTHING, ZUCCO, RIGHT. YOU GOT IN HER DRAWERS, RIGHT? TELL US ABOUT THAT GIRL. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS SUMMER? I MET A BOY AT THE BEACH. ALL THAT WAY FOR SOME GUY? HE WAS SPECIAL. AIN'T NO SUCH THING. HE WAS REALLY ROMANTIC. COME ON, YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ALL THE HORNY DETAILS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU! " SUMMER LOVIN', HAD ME A BLAST " " SUMMER LOVIN', HAPPENED SO FAST " " I MET A GIRL, CRAZY FOR ME " " MET A BOY, CUTE AS CAN BE " " SUMMER DAYS DRIFTIN' AWAY " " TO, OH, THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS " " WELLA, WELLA, WELLA, WHO? " " TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE " " DID YOU GET VERY FAR? " " TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE " " LIKE, DOES HE HAVE A CAR? " " UH-HUH " " DO-DO " " UH-HUH " " DO-DO " " UH-HUH " " DO-DO " " SHE SWAM BY ME, SHE GOT A CRAMP " " HE RAN BY ME, GOT MY SUIT DAMP " " I SAVED HER LIFE, SHE NEARLY DROWNED " " HE SHOWED OFF, SPLASHIN' AROUND " " SUMMER SUN, SOMETHING'S BEGUN " " BUT, OH, THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS " " WELLA, WELLA, WELLA, WHO? " " TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE " " WAS IT LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? " " TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE " " DID SHE PUT UP A FIGHT? " " UH-HUH " " DO-BE-DO " " UH-HUH " " DO-BE-DO " " UH-HUH " " DO-BE-DO " " UH-HUH " " DO-BE-DO " " UH-HUH " " DO-BE-DO " " UH-HUH " " DO-BE-DO " " TOOK HER BOWLING IN THE ARCADE " " WE WENT STROLLING, DRANK LEMONADE " " WE MADE OUT UNDER THE DOCK " " WE STAYED OUT TILL 10:00 " " SUMMER FLING DON'T MEAN A THING " " BUT, OH, THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS " " TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE " " BUT YOU DON'T GOTTA BRAG " " TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE " 'CAUSE HE SOUNDS LIKE A DRAG. " SHOO " " BOP-BOP " " SHOO " " BOP-BOP " " SHOO " " BOP-BOP " " SHOO " " BOP-BOP " " SHOO " " BOP-BOP " " SHOO " " BOP-BOP " " SHOO " " BOP-BOP " " YEAH " " HE GOT FRIENDLY HOLDING MY HAND " " WELL, SHE GOT FRIENDLY DOWN IN THE SAND " " HE WAS SWEET, JUST TURNED 18 " " WELL, SHE WAS GOOD, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN " " SUMMER HEAT, BOY AND GIRL MEET " " BUT, OH, THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS " " TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE " " HOW MUCH DOUGH DID HE SPEND? " " TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE " " COULD SHE GET ME A FRIEND? " " IT TURNED COLDER, THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS " " SO I TOLD HER WE'D STILL BE FRIENDS " " THEN WE MADE OUR TRUE-LOVE VOW " " WONDER WHAT SHE'S DOING NOW " " SUMMER DREAMS RIPPED AT THE SEAMS " " BUT, OH " " THOSE SUMMER " " NIGHTS "" HE SOUNDS REAL NICE. HE DIDN'T TOUCH YOU? SOUNDS LIKE A CREEP. HE WAS A GENTLEMAN. WHAT WAS HIS NAME? DANNY ZUCCO. [GIGGLES] WELL, I THINK HE SOUNDS PEACHY KEEN. MAYBE IF YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES, PRINCE CHARMING WILL SHOW UP AGAIN SOMEWHERE UNEXPECTED. SEE YOU LATER. COME ON, GIRLS. DO YOU REALLY THINK SO, FRENCHY? SURE. YEAH? WE OUGHT TO GET TO CLASS. DO A SPLIT, GIVE A YELL! GIVE A CHEER FOR OUR RYDELL! WAY TO GO, WAY TO FIGHT! GO RYDELL, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! AND NOW... QUIET, PLEASE. QUIET, EVERYONE. AND NOW, THE MAN OF THE HOUR, THE COACH WHO WILL PULL RYDELL OUT OF A SEVEN-SEASON SLUMP, OUR OWN COACH CALHOUN. WHO'S THE BEST? RYDELL! GIVE THEM HELL, RYDELL! YOU STUDENTS HAVE A BANNER YEAR COMING UP. MY BOYS ARE PRIMED, I MEAN REALLY PRIMED BECAUSE I PRIMED THEM. THEY'RE NOT ONLY PRIMED, THEY'RE HONED, HONED TO A SHARP RAZOR EDGE. WE'RE NOT JUST GOING OUT THERE TO WIN, WE'RE GOING OUT THERE FOR GLORY. WE'RE GOING TO YANK THEM, TEAR THEM, AND RIP THEM. WE'RE GOING TO ROLL THEM AROUND AND RIP THEM UP! THEN WE'RE GOING TO SLAUGHTER THEM. AFTER THE SLAUGHTER IS OVER, WE'LL COME BACK HERE AND RING THAT VICTORY BELL. LIKE WE ALWAYS WANTED TO. AAH! HEY, DOODY. WATCH THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. " DO A SPLIT, GIVE A YELL " " SHAKE A TIT FOR OLD RYDELL "" RUFF! GUYS... BE COOL, HUH? HEY, WATCH OUT, PINHEAD! WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT A HUNK OF JUNK. WHEN SHE'S FIXED UP, SHE'LL RUN LIKE A CHAMP. I'M RACING HER AT THUNDER ROAD. THUNDER ROAD? WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING OF IT? MAKE SOMETHING OF THIS HEAP. YOU'RE CRUISIN' FOR A BRUISIN'. WHAT ARE SCORPIONS DOING HERE? THINK THEY WANT TO RUMBLE? WE'LL BE READY. ALL RIGHT, GANG, LET'S GO GET THEM! HEY, WHAT YOU DOING? THANKS, FRENCHY. YOU WERE REALLY GREAT. I WAS SO NERVOUS. YOUR SPLIT WAS DEVOOM. HI, SANDY. HI. WE GOT A SURPRISE. LET ME COMB YOUR HAIR DOWN. WHERE ARE WE GOING? THIS CAR COULD BE MAKE-OUT CITY. THE CHICK WILL HAVE TO PUT OUT BEFORE SHE GETS IN! HEY, ZUCCO, I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. OH, YEAH? YEAH. SANDY! DANNY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING BACK TO AUSTRALIA. WE CHANGED OUR PLANS. I CAN'T... THAT'S COOL, BABY. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. DANNY? THAT'S MY NAME. WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, BABY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DANNY ZUCCO I MET? I DO NOT KNOW. MAYBE THERE'S TWO OF US, RIGHT? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OUT A MISSING-PERSONS AD OR TRY THE YELLOW PAGES? YOU'RE A FAKE! I WISH I'D NEVER LAID EYES ON YOU! WHOA! WHOA! MAYBE SHE CARRIES SILVER BULLETS. YEAH! SHE LAID HER EYES ON YOU, HUH, ZUCCO? I BET THAT'S NOT ALL SHE'S LAID ON HIM. HEY, ZUC, I GOT A CAR, REMEMBER? COME ON, DANNY. I SWIPED MY BROTHER'S I.D. HE WAS SO NICE THIS SUMMER. SANDY, MEN ARE RATS. LISTEN TO ME. THEY'RE FLEAS ON RATS. THEY'RE AMOEBAS ON FLEAS ON RATS. THEY ARE TOO LOW FOR EVEN DOGS TO BITE. THE ONLY MAN A GIRL CAN DEPEND ON IS HER DADDY. YOU NEED A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS. WE'RE HAVING A SLEEPOVER AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT. WANT TO COME? YOU'LL LOVE IT. COME ON. HEY, LOOK, IT'S JAN! " BRUSHA, BRUSHA, BRUSHA, GET THE NEW IPANA " " WITH THE BRAND-NEW FLAVOR " " IT'S DANDY FOR YOUR TEETH " " BRUSHA, BRUSHA, BRUSHA " " NEW IPANA TOOTHPASTE " " BRUSHA, BRUSHA, BRUSHA " " KNOCKS OUT DECAY GERMS FAST " " FAST " " FASTER SURE ARE-- "" TURN IT OFF! HAND ME A BUTT. HERE. SANDY? I DON'T SMOKE. TRY IT. IT WON'T KILL YOU. YOU SHOULDN'T INHALE UNLESS YOU'RE USED TO IT. SANDY, LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO FRENCH INHALE. GOD, THAT IS THE UGLIEST THING I EVER SAW. THAT'S HOW I GOT MY NICKNAME, FRENCHY. SURE IT IS. O.K., HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SNEAKY PETE TO GET THE PARTY GOING? ITALIAN SWISS COLONY. WOW, IT'S IMPORTED! ANYBODY WANT A TWINKIE? TWINKIES AND WINE? THAT'S REAL CLASS. SAYS RIGHT HERE, IT IS A "DESSERT WINE." SANDY DIDN'T GET ANY WINE. OH, THAT'S O.K. YOU EVER DRINK BEFORE? I HAD CHAMPAGNE AT MY COUSIN'S WEDDING. RING-A-DING-DING! WHAT'S WRONG? WE DON'T GOT COOTIES. SANDY, COULD I PIERCE YOUR EARS? " DUM-DA-DUM-DUM "" SHUT UP! ISN'T THAT AWFULLY DANGEROUS? I'M GOING TO BE A BEAUTICIAN. ARE YOU AFRAID? NO! USE MY VIRGIN PIN. IT'S GOOD FOR SOMETHING. FRENCHY, THIS ISN'T A GOOD IDEA. MY FATHER WON'T LIKE-- OW! LET'S GO INTO THE BATHROOM. MOTHER WILL KILL ME IF I GET BLOOD ON THE CARPET. I DON'T FEEL WELL. SHE'LL FIX YOUR HAIR TO HIDE YOUR EARS. SANDY, SANDY, BEAUTY IS PAIN. AAH! WOULD YOU GET ME SOME ICE? JUST STICK HER EAR IN COLD WATER. OH! PERSONALLY, I'M GETTING RATHER CHILLY. HEY, WHAT'S THAT? FROM BOBBY IN KOREA. YOU'RE GOING WITH A KOREAN? NO, HE'S A MARINE. A MARINE! WANT TO SEE A PICTURE? YOU'RE TURNING INTO A ONE-WOMAN U.S.O. HEY, YOU GUYS, SANDY'S SICK. SHE SAW THE BLOOD AND BLECH! YOU AIN'T TOUCHING MY EARS. YOU'LL BE SORRY. I'VE BEEN ACCEPTED TO LaCAFURY BEAUTY SCHOOL. YOU'RE DROPPING OUT OF RYDELL? I LOOK AT IT AS A VERY STRATEGIC CAREER MOVE. IT'S TORN IN HALF. HIS OLD GIRLFRIEND WAS IN THE PICTURE. UH, SANDY, HERE'S YOUR TOOTHBRUSH. THANKS, FRENCHY. I'M SORRY TO BE SO MUCH TROUBLE. OH, IT'S O.K. MISS GOODY-TWO-SHOES MAKES ME BARF. " LOOK AT ME, I'M SANDRA DEE " " LOUSY WITH VIRGINITY " " WON'T GO TO BED TILL I'M LEGALLY WED " " I CAN'T, I'M SANDRA DEE " WATCH IT! " HEY, I'M DORIS DAY " " I WAS NOT BROUGHT UP THAT WAY " " WON'T COME ACROSS " " EVEN ROCK HUDSON LOST " " HIS HEART TO DORIS DAY " " I DON'T DRINK " NO! NO! NO! " OR SWEAR " " I DON'T RAT MY HAIR " OOH! OOH! " I GET ILL FROM ONE CIGARETTE " " KEEP YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF MY SILKY DRAWERS " " WOULD YOU PULL THAT CRAP WITH ANNETTE? " " AS FOR YOU, TROY DONAHUE " " I KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA DO " " YOU'VE GOT YOUR CRUST " " I'M NO OBJECT OF LUST " " I'M JUST PLAIN SANDRA DEE " " ELVIS, ELVIS, LET ME BE " " KEEP THAT PELVIS FAR FROM ME " " JUST KEEP YOUR COOL " " NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO DROOL " " HEY, FUNGU " " I'M SANDRA DEE "" YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME, RIZZ? SOME PEOPLE ARE SO TOUCHY. " AND THEN YOU GOTTA USE THE TOILET " " AND LATER ON, YOU START TO SCRATCH LIKE HELL "" SHUT UP, YOU VULTURES. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT? SHH, SHH, SHH. MY FOLKS WILL FLIP. PUTZY, YOU CALL HER. OH, SANDY, WHEREFORE ART THOU? SHUT UP! YOU GOODY-GOODIES ARE TOO MUCH FOR ME. I'LL GET MY KICKS WHEN I'M STILL YOUNG ENOUGH TO GET THEM. SHE'S GOING DOWN THE DRAINPIPE! HEY, LOOK, THERE'S RIZZO. HEY, RIZZO, WHERE'S YOUR NET? SWELL BUNCH, RUSHING TO HELP A LADY. WHAT LADY? WHAT'S UP? ONE GUESS. YOU GOT A LOT TO OFFER A GIRL. THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT SAY, ZUC? YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD, RIZZ. EAT YOUR HEART OUT. BUT SLOPPY SECONDS AIN'T MY STYLE. WHERE ARE YOU GOING, TO FLOG YOUR LOG? MUCH BETTER THAN HANGING AROUND WITH YOU DORKS. HEY, DANNY. YOUR CHARIOT, MY LADY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EVER SAW IN DANNY ZUCCO. DON'T SWEAT IT. HAVE ONE OF MINE. THERE ARE SO MANY! HOW DO YOU KEEP UP WITH THEM? I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO EACH ONE. HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A GANG BANG? YOU WISH. HIT THE PAVEMENT. YOU'RE KIDDING. I SAID NOW! MOVE IT! REMEMBER US IN YOUR WILL. WHEN A GUY PICKS A CHICK OVER HIS BUDDIES, SOMETHING'S WRONG! LET'S GET SOME PIZZA. CAN I HAVE SOME OF THAT? SURE. THANKS. WAIT. " GUESS MINE IS NOT THE FIRST HEART BROKEN " " MY EYES ARE NOT THE FIRST TO CRY " " I'M NOT THE FIRST TO KNOW " " THERE'S JUST NO GETTING OVER YOU " " YOU KNOW I'M JUST A FOOL WHO'S WILLING " " TO SIT AROUND AND WAIT FOR YOU " " BUT, BABY, CAN'T YOU SEE? " " THERE'S NOTHING ELSE FOR ME TO DO " " I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU " " BUT NOW THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE " " SINCE YOU PUSHED MY LOVE ASIDE " " I'M OUT OF MY HEAD " " HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU " " HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU " " HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU " " MY HEAD IS SAYING, "FOOL, FORGET HIM" " " MY HEART IS SAYING, "DON'T LET GO" " " "HOLD ON TO THE END" " " AND THAT'S WHAT I INTEND TO DO " " I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU " " BUT NOW THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE " " SINCE YOU PUSHED MY LOVE ASIDE " " I'M OUT OF MY HEAD " " HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU " " HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU " " HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU "" [RADIO] IS ACNE RUINING YOUR LIFE? DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR? FEAR NO MORE. FACE UP TO FACE-OFF FOR DEEP PENETRATION INTO INFECTED PORES. HELP DRY UP THE UNSIGHTLY PIMPLES AND BLEMISHES... OOH. OOH, OOH, RIZZ. RIZZ. COULD YOU CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME? UH...UH... BETTY. BETTY. BETTY, BETTY, BETTY, BETTY. OH, BETTY. BETTY! BETTY. THANK YOU. HEY, YOU GOT SOMETHING? ARE YOU KIDDING? MY 25-CENT INSURANCE POLICY. BIG SPENDER. WHAT? IT BROKE. HOW COULD IT BREAK? I BOUGHT IT WHEN I WAS IN THE SEVENTH GRADE. OHH. WHAT THE HELL? OH, BETTY. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THAT'S A NO-PARKING ZONE. THE WHOLE PLACE IS A NO-PARKING ZONE! OH, YEAH? YEAH! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT! I'LL GIVE YOU 75 CENTS FOR THE CAR, INCLUDING YOUR CHICK. WE JUST GOT TO BANG OUT THE DENT. THE PROBLEM ISN'T IN THE DENT. THE PROBLEM'S IN THIS RUBBER BAND ENGINE. THE PROBLEM'S IN YOUR MOUTH. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GET A NEW CARBURETOR? YOU EVER HEAR OF BORROWING? YOU GOT ANY SCOTCH TAPE? HEY, WHAT DO YOU DRIVE, HUH? I DRIVE. YEAH? HOW ABOUT YOU? WHO, ME? YEAH. WHAT ABOUT DOODY? I...I... THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. NOW, COME ON, GUYS. THIS CAR COULD BE A MAJOR PIECE OF MACHINERY. AND LOOK AT THIS. THIS CAR COULD BE SYSTEMATIC. " HYDROMATIC " " ULTRAMATIC " " WHOO " " WHY, IT COULD BE GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GET SOME OVERHEAD LIFTERS " " AND FOUR-BARREL QUADS, OH, YEAH " " KEEP TALKIN', WHOA, KEEP TALKIN' " " A FUEL INJECTION CUT-OFF " " AND CHROME-PLATED RODS, OH, YEAH " " WE'LL GET HER READY, I THINK WE'LL GET HER READY " " WITH A FOUR-SPEED ON THE FLOOR " " THEY'LL BE WAITING AT THE DOOR " " YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T NO SHIT " " WE'LL BE GETTIN' LOTS OF TIT " " IN GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO GO GO GO " " GO GO GO GO GO " " GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU'RE BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILE " " GREASED LIGHTNIN', GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU'RE COASTIN' THROUGH THE HEAT LAP TRIAL " " GREASED LIGHTNIN', GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU ARE SUPREME " " THE CHICKS'LL CREAM " " FOR GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO GO GO GO GO GO GO " " PURPLE FRENCH TAILLIGHTS " " AND 30-INCH FINS, OH, YEAH " " OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH " " A PALOMINO DASHBOARD " " AND DUAL MUFFLER TWINS, OH, YEAH " " OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH " " WITH NEW PISTONS, PLUGS, AND SHOCKS " " I CAN GET OFF MY ROCKS " " YOU KNOW THAT I AIN'T BRAGGIN' " " IT'S A REAL PUSSY WAGON " " GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO " " GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU'RE BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILE " " GREASED LIGHTNIN', GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU'RE COASTIN' THROUGH THE HEAT LAP TRIAL " " GREASED LIGHTNIN', GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU ARE SUPREME " " THE CHICKS'LL CREAM " " FOR GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO " [HONK HONK] " GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU'RE BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILE " " GREASED LIGHTNIN', GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU'RE COASTIN' THROUGH THE HEAT LAP TRIAL " " GREASED LIGHTNIN', GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU ARE SUPREME " " THE CHICKS'LL CREAM " " FOR GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " LIGHTNIN', LIGHTNIN' LIGHTNIN' " " LIGHTNIN', LIGHTNIN', LIGHTNIN' " " LIGHTNIN' " " YEAH "" COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GET TO WORK. HEY, ZUC, MAN, THOSE SCORPIONS, THEY'RE ASKING FOR IT. HEY, DANNY, WHAT'S UP? YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THAT CHICK? WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS? I DON'T KNOW. I WAS JUST THINKING. DON'T THINK SO MUCH. THAT'S COOL. HEY, GUYS! HEY, NICKY. WHAT'S GOING ON, HUH? O.K., THE MEETING'S IN SESSION. YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD? THE FUZZ STAKED OUT THUNDER ROAD AND HAULED EVERYBODY TO THE CLINK. NOBODY'S GOING TO CATCH GREASED LIGHTNIN'. YEAH? YEAH. SOMEBODY SNAKING YOU, DANNY? OH, BITE THE WEENIE, RIZZ. WITH RELISH. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THESE CHICKS. THEY'RE ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HER FOR THE OTHER 23 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES? IT JUST TAKES 15 MINUTES? WANT SOME NEW MUSIC? YEAH. I NEED SOME MONEY. THANKS. [WOLF WHISTLE] I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. HI, DANNY! I CAN'T TALK. LISTEN-- I CAN'T TALK. CALL ME. HI, SANDY. OH, HI. HOW ARE YOU? FINE, THANKS. SANDY, I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO YOU. WHAT ABOUT? ABOUT THAT NIGHT AT THE BONFIRE. THE WAY I ACTED, THAT WAS TERRIBLE. IT WASN'T ME. I MEAN, IT WAS ME, BUT IT WASN'T ME. YOU SEE, SANDY, I GOT THIS IMAGE-- THAT'S WHY I'M SO GLAD TOM'S SUCH A SIMPLE PERSON. TOO BAD HIS BRAINS ARE IN HIS BICEPS. JEALOUS, ARE YOU? JEALOUS? SANDY, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. HA, HA, HA. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? I CAN RUN CIRCLES AROUND THOSE JERKS! I'LL BELIEVE THAT WHEN I SEE IT. LET'S START WITH THE FIRST RULE-- CUT DOWN TO TWO PACKS A DAY. WHAT ATHLETICS ARE YOU INTERESTED IN? YOU LIKE THE RINGS? I INSTALLED A SET OF RINGS TWO WEEKS AGO. THE FIRST THING IS, YOU HAVE TO CHANGE. I'M HERE TO CHANGE. I MEAN YOUR CLOTHES. OH. [TWEET] LET'S KNOCK IT OFF. FELLAS, I WANT TO INTRODUCE A NEW MAN, DANNY. LET'S GIVE HIM A TRYOUT. YOU BETTER WATCH IT. A LITTLE FIRE. HERE WE GO. [TWEET] YOU HAVE TO DRIBBLE. HERE YOU GO, COACH. PUT IT IN THE BASKET. CAN YOU DO THAT? CAN I DO THAT? DANNY, OVER HERE. COME ON, ARNOLD. GET HIM, DANNY. [WHISTLE BLOWS] WHAT DID I DO? I WANT YOU TO MEET YOUR WRESTLING PARTNER. DANNY, ERNIE. ARE YOU CRAZY? COME ON, LET'S START. GET IN THE FIRST POSITION. DANNY, YOU GET DOWN. O.K., ERNIE, GET DOWN. READY? O.K.? [WHISTLE BLOWS] HOLD IT. DANNY, YOU GOT TO TRY. COME ON. ALL RIGHT, LET'S CHANGE POSITIONS. ERNIE, GET DOWN. ALL RIGHT, READY? [WHISTLE BLOWS] GIVE? YEAH. GOOD. HE'S A HITTER. YOU'LL LIKE BASEBALL. IT'S NOT THAT MUCH OF A CONTACT SPORT. THROW THE BALL. THIS BOY CAN'T EVEN BAT! STRIKE! I TOLD YOU. WHAT KIND OF BALLPLAYER ARE YOU? STRIKE! HE SWINGS LIKE A RUSTY GATE! LET'S SEE YOU HIT IT. PUT IT IN, PUT IT IN! [CATCHER] FOUL BALL. EASY, EASY, EASY. PUT THE BAT DOWN. PUT THE BAT DOWN! SOME SPORTS DON'T HAVE ANY CONTACT. OH, YEAH? LIKE WHAT? LIKE TRACK. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? RUNNING? JUST NOT RUNNING. SOMETHING THAT NEEDS ENDURANCE. SOMETHING THAT NEEDS STAMINA. LIKE LONG-DISTANCE RUNNING. CROSS-COUNTRY RUNNING. THAT COULD BE COOL. GOOD. COME ON, KEEP THOSE LEGS HIGH! DANNY. DANNY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? DANNY, TALK TO ME. IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE WAY YOU TREATED ME. I TOLD YOU I WAS SORRY. AH, GOT YOU TALKING! YOU SURE YOU'RE O.K.? YES, I'M FINE. STILL GOING OUT WITH THAT JOCKSTRAP? WELL... IS HE TAKING YOU TO THE DANCE? THAT DEPENDS ON YOU. ON ME? YEAH. HE CAN STAG IT. COME ON. [HONK HONK] SANDY, LET'S GO SOMEPLACE ELSE. WHY? BECAUSE WE CAN'T BE ALONE HERE. DANNY. O.K. YOU NEARLY PULLED MY ARM OFF! I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS THIS TABLE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I WANT SOME PRIVACY FOR US. CHERRY SODA, PLEASE. DANNY? I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY. GIVE ME A DOUBLE BURGER AND A CHERRY SODA WITH CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM. I'LL HAVE THE SAME. THE SAME? YOU EAT A LOT! YOU'RE FUNNY. [BURP] HOW YOU DOING, ZUC? HI, RIZZO, HOW ARE YOU? PEACHY KEEN, JELLY BEAN. HEY, YOU GOT ANY MONEY? MY DUTCH-TREAT DAYS ARE OVER. PLAN ON STAYING HOME A LOT. GREETINGS, PALS AND GALS. ANYONE WANT TO SPLIT A DOG-SLED DELIGHT? I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY MONEY GOES. A DIME HERE, 15 CENTS THERE. FRENCHY CAN TAKE US OUT. A WORKING GIRL. THEY DON'T PAY MUCH TO START OFF WITH. THAT'S MORE THAN WE MAKE, SO ANTE UP. I DON'T GET MY ALLOWANCE UNTIL FRIDAY. YOU GET AN ALLOWANCE? WHEN I'M A GOOD BOY. AN ESKIMO PIE WITH A KNIFE. HERE YOU ARE. GRAB IT AND GROWL. I GOT SO MANY HICKEYS, PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M A LEPER. A HICKEY FROM KENICKIE IS LIKE A HALLMARK CARD-- "YOU CARE ENOUGH TO SEND THE BEST." YOU PIG! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY. MY PARENTS INVITED YOU FOR TEA ON SUNDAY. DO YOU WANT TO COME? I DON'T LIKE TEA. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK TEA. WELL, I DON'T LIKE PARENTS. WANT SOME? YOU'RE A CHEAP DATE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY. I UNDERSTAND. I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE UNDERSTANDING. THERE IS MORE TO YOU THAN JUST FAT. YOU GOT A DATE FOR THE DANCE-OFF? NO. WANT TO GO? YEAH. I HAVE TO GO STUDY FOR THAT DUMB ALGEBRA TEST. YOU GOT AN ARMED ESCORT HOME. IT'S NOT THE ARMS I'M WORRIED ABOUT. IT'S THE HANDS. SHE LOVES ME. HEY, YOU COMING, FRENCH? I THINK I'LL HANG OUT HERE. I HAVE BEEN DIETING ALL DAY LONG. WANT SOME OF MOM'S APPLE PIE? YEAH, SURE. PUTZY, 15 MINUTES. DANNY, I'M WORRIED ABOUT THIS DANCE-OFF. MAYBE THEY DANCE DIFFERENTLY HERE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. MAYBE WE'LL INVENT THE KANGAROO BOP. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, SANDY. BYE, FRENCHY. SEE YOU, SANDY. I GET STUCK WITH THE CHECK AGAIN. GIVE ME MONEY. YOU GOT THE PERSONALITY OF A MOP. DON'T START WITH ME. HOW ABOUT I FINISH WITH YOU? FINISH THIS! TO YOU FROM ME, PINKY LEE. SORRY, FRENCH. RIZZO! NO USE CRYING OVER SPILLED MILKSHAKE. OH, I'LL BE O.K. YOU KNOW, IT'S NEAR CLOSING TIME. DO YOU MIND IF I STAY? NO, SUIT YOURSELF. WOW! YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE AN EASTER EGG. WELL, I HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE IN TINTING CLASS. I HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE IN ALL MY CLASSES. BEAUTY SCHOOL SURE WASN'T WHAT I EXPECTED. NOTHING EVER IS. VI... I DROPPED OUT. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WAITRESSING? YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW. MAYBE I COULD BE A TELEPHONE OPERATOR. NO, I WOULDN'T LIKE TO WEAR THOSE THINGS OVER MY EARS. IF ONLY I HAD A GUARDIAN ANGEL TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO, LIKE DEBBIE REYNOLDS HAD IN TAMMY. IF YOU FIND HIM, GIVE HIM MY NUMBER. " YOUR STORY'S SAD TO TELL " " A TEENAGE NE'ER-DO-WELL " " MOST MIXED-UP NONDELINQUENT ON THE BLOCK " " YOUR FUTURE'S SO UNCLEAR NOW " " WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR CAREER NOW? " " CAN'T EVEN GET A TRADE-IN ON YOUR SMOCK " " LA " " LA LA LA " " LA LA LA " " LA LA LA " " LA LA LA LA LA LA LA " " LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA " " LA LA LA LA LA LA LA " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " NO GRADUATION DAY FOR YOU " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " MISSED YOUR MIDTERMS AND FLUNKED SHAMPOO " " WELL, AT LEAST, YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN TIME " " TO WASH AND CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES UP " " AFTER SPENDIN' ALL THAT DOUGH " " TO HAVE THE DOCTOR FIX YOUR NOSE UP " " BABY, GET MOVIN' " " BETTER GET MOVIN' " " WHY KEEP YOUR FEEBLE HOPES ALIVE? " " WHAT ARE YOU PROVIN'? " " WHAT ARE YOU PROVIN'? " " YOU'VE GOT THE DREAM BUT NOT THE DRIVE " " IF YOU GO FOR YOUR DIPLOMA " " YOU COULD JOIN A STENO POOL " " TURN IN YOUR TEASIN' COMB " " AND GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " HANGIN' AROUND THE CORNER STORE " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU KNEW THE SCORE " " WELL, THEY COULDN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING " " YOU THINK YOU'RE SUCH A LOOKER " " BUT NO CUSTOMER WOULD GO TO YOU " " UNLESS SHE WAS A HOOKER " " BABY, DON'T SWEAT IT " " DON'T SWEAT IT " " YOU'RE NOT CUT OUT TO HOLD A JOB " " BETTER FORGET IT " " FORGET IT " " WHO WANTS THEIR HAIR DONE BY A SLOB? " " NOW YOUR BANGS ARE CURLED " " YOUR LASHES TWIRLED " " BUT STILL THE WORLD IS CRUEL " " WIPE OFF THAT ANGEL FACE " " AND GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL " " BABY, DON'T BLOW IT " " DON'T PUT MY GOOD ADVICE TO SHAME " " BABY, YOU KNOW IT " " EVEN DEAR ABBY'D SAY THE SAME " " NOW, I'VE CALLED THE SHOT " " GET OFF THE POT " " I REALLY GOTTA FLY " " GOTTA BE GOIN' TO THAT " " MALT SHOP " " IN THE " " SKY " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL "" LOWER YOUR HEAD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GIVE HIM A BREAK. WE'LL WORK ON THE BRAKES LATER. MOVE OVER, SLICK. WHAT KIND OF CAR DID YOU SWIPE THIS FROM? YOUR MOTHER'S. YOUR MOTHER'S. RIZZ. YOU STILL GOING TO THE DANCE? MAN, I'M GOING TO HAVE THE HOTTEST DATE THERE. BIGGEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED, AND WE DON'T HAVE DATES. WHAT ABOUT RUDY? GET SERIOUS. JUST A SUGGESTION. I ALREADY CALLED HIM. RELAX. I THINK OUR LUCK IS CHANGING. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? WHAT WE'RE DOING. COME ON. MARTY, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. WOULD YOU JUST EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND? YOU'RE FEELING GOOD, TOO. THERE HE IS! THAT'S VINCE FONTAINE. I'VE SEEN BETTER HEADS ON BEER. WOULD YOU GROW UP? HE'S THE LIVING END. IF YOU LIKE OLDER GUYS. THIS IS SO EXCITING. YOU JUST MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE CAMERAMAN. YOU KNOW THE CAMERMAN? YEAH, HIS NAME IS TED. HOW DO I LOOK? LIKE A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE PINEAPPLE. THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. YOU'RE LATE, FELLAS. WHERE YOU BEEN? BOY, THE GYM NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD. DID YOU BRING THE PROVISIONS? I WANT A BIG CIRCLE HERE. BOYS AND GIRLS, WE ARE GOING ON THE AIR VERY SHORTLY, BUT FIRST LET'S HAVE SOME WARM-UP NUMBERS WITH JOHNNY CASINO AND THE GAMBLERS. " AHH " " AHH " " AHH " " AHH " " ROCK 'N' ROLL IS HERE TO STAY " " IT WILL NEVER DIE " " IT WAS MEANT TO BE THAT WAY " " THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY " " I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY " " ROCK 'N' ROLL IS HERE TO STAY " " WE DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY " " ROCK 'N' ROLL IS HERE TO STAY " " EVERYBODY, ROCK " " EVERYBODY, ROCK " " EVERYBODY, ROCK " " EVERYBODY, ROCK " " COME ON " " EVERYBODY, ROCK " " IF YOU DON'T LIKE ROCK 'N' ROLL " " THINK WHAT YOU'VE BEEN MISSIN' " " IF YOU LIKE TO ROCK 'N' ROLL " " COME ON DOWN AND LISTEN " " LET'S ALL START TO HAVE A BALL " " EVERYBODY, ROCK 'N' ROLL " " EVERY " " BODY " " ROCK 'N' " " ROLL... "" WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES? FRED AND GINGER. TELL HIM THE TRUTH. I HOPE I DON'T GET CAMERA FRIGHT. DON'T WORRY. WE'LL BE COOL, RIGHT? YEAH. DON'T WORRY? GOOD. COME ON, LET'S GO. " WHAT'S THAT PLAYIN' ON THE RADIO? " " WHY DO I START SWAYING TO AND FRO? " " I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT SONG BEFORE " " BUT IF I DON'T HEAR IT ANYMORE... " LET ME LEAD FOR A CHANGE. I'M USED TO LEADING. " THE NIGHT THAT I FIRST FELL IN LOVE... " CAN'T YOU TURN ME AROUND OR SOMETHING? DON'T TALK, FRENCH. I'M TRYING TO COUNT. " A MELODY " " THAT'S NEVER THE SAME... " " A MELODY " DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT SINGING PROFESSIONALLY? " PLEASE COME BACK TO ME " " PLEASE " ZUCCO, I WANT YOU TO MEET CHA CHA DI GREGORIO. HOW ARE YOU DOING, ZUCCO, BABY? WHO IS SHE? I'M THE BEST DANCER AT ST. BERNADETTE'S. WITH THE WORST REPUTATION. LET'S GO, SANDY. WHO'S THAT GIRL? SHE'S JUST A GIRL I KNOW. THAT'S ALL. HI. I'M VINCE FONTAINE. HEY, DO YOUR FOLKS KNOW I COME INTO YOUR ROOM EVERY NIGHT? OVER KZAZ, THAT IS. I'M JUDGING THE DANCE CONTEST. I DON'T THINK I'M ENTERED. A KNOCKOUT LIKE YOU? WHAT'S YOUR NAME? MARTY. MARTY WHAT? MARASCHINO, YOU KNOW, LIKE IN CHERRY. " OH OH OH OH OH OH " " OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH "" WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WASHING MY HANDS. " YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME " " BUT I REMEMBER YOU " " TWAS NOT SO LONG AGO " " YOU BROKE MY HEART IN TWO " " TEARS ON MY PILLOW " " PAIN IN MY HEART " " CAUSED BY YOU " " YOU " " YOU... " HOW DO YOU KNOW HER? SHE'S JUST AN OLD FRIEND OF THE FAMILY'S. THAT'S ALL. " LOVE IS NOT A TOY " " WHEN YOU FIND THE ONE YOU LOVE... " AREN'T YOU GLAD TO BE BACK? OH, YEAH. BESIDES, BLONDES DO HAVE MORE FUN. AH HA HA! " IF WE COULD START ANEW " " I WOULDN'T HESITATE " " I'D GLADLY TAKE YOU BACK " WHEN I HEAR MUSIC, I CAN'T MAKE MY FEET BEHAVE. SHE THINKS SHE'S TINKERBELL. HUSH, SONNY. " PAIN IN MY HEART " " CAUSED BY YOU " " YOU "" SHH SHH SHH! SHH! THE RYDELL FIGHT SONG! WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED, YOU WILL BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT JUDGING THE DANCE CONTEST. I THINK WE ALL OWE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO PATTY SIMCOX AND EUGENE FELSNICK AND COMMITTEE FOR THEIR BEAUTIFUL DECORATIONS. LET'S HEAR IT FOR TOILET PAPER! IN A FEW MOMENTS, THE ENTIRE NATION WILL BE WATCHING RYDELL HIGH. GOD HELP US. YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. NO HEINIE BITING. AND NOW HERE HE IS, THE PRINCE OF THE PLATTERS, MR. VINCE FONTAINE. MR. VINCE FONTAINE. HIYA, KIDS! HEY, IT'S GREAT BEING HERE AT RYDELL HIGH. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SWEETHEART? HIYA, HONEY. AND NOW FOR THE RULES. UP YOUR RULES! GAME RULE ONE, ALL COUPLES MUST BE BOY/GIRL. TOO BAD, EUGENE. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, COME ON. GAME RULE TWO, IF YOU'RE TAPPED ON THE SHOULDER, YOU MUST LEAVE THE FLOOR IMMEDIATELY, OR ELSE. I MEAN IT. AND RULE THREE, ANYONE DOING TASTELESS OR VULGAR MOVEMENTS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. THAT LEAVES US OUT. CAN WE KEEP IT CLEAN, PLEASE? LET'S KEEP IT CLEAN. 20 SECONDS. THANK YOU, FANS AND FRIENDS AND ODDS AND ENDS. YOU JIMS AND SALS ARE MY BEST PALS. TO LOOK YOUR BEST FOR THE BIG CONTEST, BE YOURSELVES AND HAVE A BALL, AFTER ALL. FORGET ABOUT THE CAMERA AND THINK ABOUT THE BEAT. GIVE THE FOLKS A TREAT. IF I TAP YOUR SHOULDER, MOVE TO THE SIDE. 10 SECONDS, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! ON THE AIR! HELLO. WELCOME TO NATIONAL BANDSTAND, LIVE FROM RYDELL HIGH SCHOOL. THIS IS THE EVENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, THE NATIONAL DANCE-OFF. AWAY WE GO WITH JOHNNY CASINO AND THE GAMBLERS. " YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG " " CRYIN' ALL THE TIME " " YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG " " CRYIN' ALL THE TIME " " WELL, YOU AIN'T NEVER CAUGHT A RABBIT " " AND YOU AIN'T NO FRIEND OF MINE " LOOK, THERE'S THE CAMERAS! " ...WELL, THAT WAS JUST A LIE " THAT'S PUTZY AND JAN. GET BACK! GET BACK! DON'T WAVE AT THE CAMERAS! " YOU SAID YOU WAS HIGH-CLASS " " HONEY, THAT WAS JUST A LIE " " I CALL YOU ALL HIGH-CLASS " " THAT WAS JUST A LIE " " WELL, YOU AIN'T NEVER CAUGHT A RABBIT " THERE'S DANNY AND SANDY. " YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG " " CRYIN' ALL THE TIME " " YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG " " CRYIN' ALL THE TIME " " WELL, YOU AIN'T NEVER CAUGHT A RABBIT " " YOU AIN'T NO FRIEND OF MINE "" NOW FOR THE NATIONAL DANCE-OFF. SOME LUCKY GUY AND GAL WILL GO BOPPING HOME WITH SOME FANTABULOUS PRIZES. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WIN OR LOSE. IT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR DANCING SHOES. HEY, DOES EVERYBODY HERE KNOW MARTY? MARTY! I KNOW HER! YEAH, MARTY! O.K., CATS, THROW YOUR MITTENS AROUND YOUR KITTENS, AND AWAY WE GO! THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. LET'S HAND JIVE! " BEFORE I WAS BORN, LATE ONE NIGHT " " MY PAPA SAID EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT " " THE DOCTOR MADE MY MA LAY DOWN " " WITH HER STOMACH BOUNCIN' ALL AROUND " " 'CAUSE A BE-BOP STORK " " WAS 'BOUT TO ARRIVE " " MY MAMA GAVE BIRTH TO THE HAND JIVE " " I COULD BARELY WALK WHEN I MILKED A COW " " WHEN I WAS 3, I PUSHED A PLOW " " WHILE CHOPPIN' WOOD, I MOVED MY LEGS " " AND STARTED DANCIN' WHILE I GATHERED EGGS " " THE TOWNFOLK CLAPPED, I WAS ONLY 5 " " HE'LL OUTDANCE 'EM ALL " " HE'S A BORN HAND JIVE " YES, MOVE ON, EVERYBODY! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT! SHIMMY, SHIMMY, SHIMMY! THAT A GIRL! " OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH " EVERYBODY! " BORN TO HAND JIVE, BABY " " BORN TO HAND JIVE, BABY " YEAH, HERE WE GO. HEY, BREAK IT UP. WHAT IS THAT? COME ON, NOW. SHAKE IT. YEAH! YEAH, TWIST IT! ALL RIGHT, GET IT. " HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? " " HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? " " HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? " NO, NO, NOT HERE! COME ON NOW, HAND JIVE! GO, GO! THAT'S THE STUFF! DO IT, BABY! DO IT! THAT'S THE HAND JIVE FRANCHISE! YEAH, LET'S BRING IT UP NOW! BRING IT ON UP! HIGHER! HIGHER! HIGHER! GET IT HIGHER! " NOW CAN YOU HAND JIVE, BABY? " " OH, CAN YOU HAND JIVE, BABY? " " OH, YEAH " " OH, YEAH " " OH, YEAH, YEAH " " BORN TO HAND JIVE OH, YEAH "" OH, YEAH. NOW LET'S MEET THEM. HERE THEY ARE, THE NEW CHAMPS! COME ON. COME ON UP HERE. CAN I HAVE YOUR NAMES, SWEETIE? CHA CHA DI GREGORIO AND DANNY ZUCCO! COME ON, WE'RE GOING TO DO IT NOW. WHERE'S MARTY? DON'T WORRY. SHE'S IN GOOD HANDS. WHOSE? NOW LET'S SEE OUR CHAMPS IN A SPOTLIGHT DANCE. " BLUE MOON " " YOU SAW ME STANDING ALONE " " WITHOUT A DREAM IN MY HEART " " WITHOUT A LOVE OF MY OWN " READY? 1, 2, 3, GO! " BLUE MOON " DID YOU SEE-- WONDER WHO'S ON THE RIGHT. WE HAVE PICTURES OF YOU SO-CALLED MOONERS. JUST BECAUSE THE PICTURES AREN'T OF YOUR FACES, DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T IDENTIFY YOU. AT THIS VERY MOMENT, THOSE PICTURES ARE ON THE WAY TO WASHINGTON, WHERE THE FBI HAS EXPERTS IN THIS TYPE OF IDENTIFICATION. IF YOU TURN YOURSELVES IN NOW, YOU MAY ESCAPE A FEDERAL CHARGE. COME ON, WATCH YOUR HEADS. HEY! WATCH IT. MOVE IT OUT. I FEEL LIKE A MEATBALL IN HERE. WHEW! O.K., LET'S GO FIND THE CHICKS. MARTY, MARTY! THERE'S MUSIC AND MIRTH ALL OVER THE MAP AS THE BOYS... HOLD MY MONEY. DON'T LET ME GO NEAR THE REFRESHMENT STAND. HEY. THERE'S NOBODY HERE. OH, COME ON, SANDY, I TOLD YOU ON THE PHONE THAT I WAS SORRY. I KNOW THAT YOU DID. DO YOU BELIEVE ME? I STILL THINK YOU AND CHA CHA WENT TOGETHER. WE DID NOT GO TOGETHER. WE JUST WENT TOGETHER. IT'S THE SAME THING. NO. NO. NO. AND WATCH THEM FLIP ON THE LAS VEGAS STRIP WHEN THE BOYS GO CRAZY AT THE CRAPS TABLE. WE GOT TO WARN YOU, THE LAST PLANE TO CALIFORNIA... OW! OH! OH, SANDY, I'M SORRY! I-- SANDY, UM... WOULD YOU WEAR MY RING? DANNY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. SAY YES. YES! OH, DANNY, THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME 'CAUSE I KNOW NOW THAT YOU RESPECT ME. HEY, RIZZ. WATCH IT. WHAT'S WITH YOU, TONIGHT? I FEEL LIKE A DEFECTIVE TYPEWRITER. I SKIPPED A PERIOD. YOU THINK YOU'RE P.G.? WAS IT KENICKIE? NAH. YOU DON'T KNOW THE GUY. HEY, RIZZ, LOOK, RIZZ. IT'S O.K. I CAUGHT VINCE FONTAINE PUTTING ASPIRIN IN MY COKE AT THE DANCE. YOU AIN'T GOING TO TELL NOBODY, RIGHT? SURE, RIZZ. I'LL TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE. COMING THROUGH. COMING THROUGH. LADY WITH A BABY. HEY, MARTY, WHAT'S UP? RIZZ IS PREGNANT. HEY, RIZZO GOT A BUN IN THE OVEN. RIZZO'S KNOCKED-UP. RIZZO, I HEAR YOU'RE KNOCKED-UP. YOU DO, HUH? BOY, GOOD NEWS REALLY TRAVELS FAST. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT? WHAT'S IT TO YOU? I THOUGHT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING. YOU DID ENOUGH. I DON'T RUN AWAY FROM MY MISTAKES. HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, KENICKIE. IT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE'S MISTAKE. THANKS A LOT, KID. ANYTIME. AH-CHOO! I HOPE YOU'RE NOT GETTING A COLD. OH, NO, NO. IT'S JUST PROBABLY A LITTLE DRIVE-IN DUST. WAS IT TRUE? COULD SPACE MONSTERS MATE WITH EARTH WOMEN? SEE THE STARTLING ANSWER IN THE SHOCKER OF THEM ALL. DANNY! SANDY! OH, SANDY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH, SANDY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. NOBODY'S WATCHING. DANNY, GET OFF ME! SANDY, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? I THOUGHT I MEANT SOMETHING TO YOU. YOU THINK I'M GOING TO STAY HERE WITH YOU IN THIS SIN WAGON? YOU CAN TAKE THIS PIECE OF TIN! SANDY, YOU JUST CAN'T WALK OUT OF A DRIVE-IN. " STRANDED AT THE DRIVE-IN " " BRANDED A FOOL " " WHAT WILL THEY SAY " " MONDAY AT SCHOOL? " " SANDY, CAN'T YOU SEE " " I'M IN MISERY? " " WE MADE A START, NOW WE'RE APART " " THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR ME " " LOVE HAS FLOWN " " ALL ALONE I SIT AND WONDER WHY-Y-Y " " OH, WHY YOU LEFT ME " " OH, SANDY " " OH, SANDY " " BABY " " SOMEDAY WHEN HIGH SCHOOL IS DONE " " SOMEHOW " " SOME WAY " " OUR TWO WORLDS WILL BE ONE " " IN HEAVEN " " FOREVER " " AND EVER WE WILL BE " " OH, PLEASE SAY YOU'LL STAY " " OH, SANDY " SANDY, MY DARLING, YOU HURT ME REAL BAD. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. BUT BABY, YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY... I'M HELPLESS WITHOUT YOU. " LOVE HAS FLOWN " " ALL ALONE I SIT, I WONDER WHY-Y-Y " " OH, WHY YOU LEFT ME " " OH, SANDY " " SANDY " " SANDY " " WHY-Y-Y-Y "" OH, SANDY. HEAD IT OUT. COME ON, GUYS. MOVE IT OUT. MOVE IT OUT. WELL, IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE. IT'S AS HOT AS THE PARTS ON IT. IT WASN'T ALL STOLEN. SOME WAS DONATED. THIS WILL KNOCK THEM ON THEIR EARS. YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR MIND. THE FLAG GOES DOWN IN THREE HOURS. YOU COMING? MY BOYS WON'T DISAPPOINT ME, AND I WON'T DISAPPOINT THEM. THAT'S THE WAY TO GO, MURDOCH. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. THOSE GUYS AT THUNDER ROAD DON'T FOOL AROUND. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? YOU WANT ME TO PUNK OUT? I'M NOT SAYING PUNKING OUT. I'M JUST-- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HEY, DANNY, UH... WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS A LONG TIME, RIGHT? YEAH. REMEMBER THE DRIVE-IN THE OTHER NIGHT. THERE WAS THE DUEL. THE GUY'S BEST FRIEND WENT WITH HIM, LIKE HIS SECOND? YEAH. SO? WELL, UH... I THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD BE MY SECOND AT THUNDER ROAD. YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE WITH YOU? OH, HEY! LISTEN, I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 3:00. OPEN UP THE DOOR. WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR? GET THE CAN OFF THE CAR. HELLO, RIZZ. ARE YOU GOING TO THUNDER ROAD? NOT A CHANCE. I'VE GOT TO GO. I HAVE TO TALK TO DANNY. HE WON'T KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE. WE HAVEN'T BEEN THE BEST OF FRIENDS, BUT IF I CAN HELP... I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF AND ANYBODY ELSE. I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT ME. HEY. THANKS. THAT'S THE ONE I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. " THERE ARE WORSE THINGS I COULD DO " " THAN GO WITH A BOY OR TWO " " EVEN THOUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD " " THINKS I'M TRASHY AND NO GOOD " " I SUPPOSE IT COULD BE TRUE " " BUT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS I COULD DO " " I COULD FLIRT WITH ALL THE GUYS " " SMILE AT THEM AND BAT MY EYES " " PRESS AGAINST THEM WHEN WE DANCE " " MAKE THEM THINK THEY STAND A CHANCE " " THEN REFUSE TO SEE IT THROUGH " " THAT'S THE THING I'D NEVER DO " " I COULD STAY HOME EVERY NIGHT " " WAIT AROUND FOR MR. RIGHT " " TAKE COLD SHOWERS EVERY DAY " " AND THROW MY LIFE AWAY " " ON A DREAM THAT WON'T COME TRUE " " I COULD HURT SOMEONE LIKE ME " " OUT OF SPITE OR JEALOUSY " " I DON'T STEAL AND I DON'T LIE " " BUT I CAN FEEL AND I CAN CRY " " A FACT I'LL BET YOU NEVER KNEW " " BUT TO CRY IN FRONT OF YOU " " THAT'S THE WORST THING " " I COULD DO "" THINK YOU GOT A WINNER THERE? THAT'S RIGHT. IT TAKES MORE THAN A COAT OF PAINT. OH, YEAH? THINKING ABOUT CHANGING YOUR MIND? NO WAY! GOOD, 'CAUSE WE'RE RACING FOR PINKS. PINKS? PINKS, YOU PUNK! PINK SLIPS! OWNERSHIP PAPERS! COME ON! OHHHH.... RELAX. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. HA HA HA! GET THE DUDE, MAN! HA HA HA! WHAT DID SHE GIVE HIM? A LOCK OF HAIR FROM HER CHEST. POOR KENICKIE. SEE A PENNY, PICK IT UP, ALL DAY LONG YOU'LL HAVE GOOD LUCK! GIVE ME THAT. IF IT WERE IN BETTER CONDITION, IT WOULD FLY. HERE, KENICKIE. I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING FOR GOOD LUCK. GEE, THANKS. I'LL GET IT. YOU PUTZ! PUT THIS UNDER HIS HEAD. ZUCCO, HE'S OUT COLD. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? KENICKIE, TALK TO ME. WHAT? YOU O.K.? YEAH. YEAH, I'M O.K. I'M FINE. OH, GOD. YOU CAN'T DRIVE. REALLY, I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M JUST SEEING TWO OF YOU. YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE? YEAH. YEAH. ALL RIGHT, HELP HIM UP. HEY. AIN'T NO RULES. TO THE SECOND BRIDGE AND BACK. FIRST ONE BACK HERE WINS. HAUL ASS, KID. YOU AIN'T GOING TO SEE ME FOR DUST, ZUCCO. GO, DANNY! GO! GO! GO! GO! COME ON, BABY. YEAH. YOU MOTHER! WHOO! ALL RIGHT! HEY, DANNY, YOU WERE GREAT! " FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW " " FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW " " FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW " " WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY "" " LOOK AT ME " " THERE HAS TO BE " " SOMETHING MORE THAN WHAT THEY SEE " " WHOLESOME AND PURE " " OH, SO SCARED AND UNSURE " " A POOR MAN'S SANDRA DEE " DANNY WON! ISN'T THAT GREAT? YEAH. WHAT'S THE MATTER? AREN'T YOU HAPPY? NOT REALLY, FRENCHY, BUT I COULD BE. COULD YOU HELP ME? OF COURSE. LET'S GO TO YOUR PLACE. SURE. COME ON. " SANDY, YOU MUST START ANEW " " DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO? " " HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH " " TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SIGH " COME ON, SANDY! " GOODBYE TO SANDRA DEE "" """" """ " ATTENTION, SENIORS. BEFORE THE MERRIMENT OF COMMENCEMENT COMMENCES, I HOPE THAT YOUR YEARS WITH US HERE AT RYDELL HIGH HAVE PREPARED YOU FOR THE CHALLENGES YOU FACE. WHO KNOWS? AMONG YOU THERE MAY BE A FUTURE ELEANOR ROOSEVELT OR A ROSEMARY CLOONEY. AND AMONG YOU YOUNG MEN, THERE MAY BE A JOE DiMAGGIO, A PRESIDENT EISENHOWER, OR EVEN A VICE PRESIDENT NIXON. BUT ALWAYS YOU WILL HAVE THE GLORIOUS MEMORIES OF RYDELL HIGH. RYDELL FOREVER. BON VOYAGE. """" OH, BLANCHE, STOP BLUBBERING. AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! HOW MANY? ONE. I DON'T BELIEVE IT. HOW CAN I FLUNK PHYS. ED.? DID I TAKE PHYS. ED.? STEP RIGHT UP HERE. IT'S FOR A WONDERFUL CAUSE-- THE TEACHERS' RETIREMENT FUND. GIVE THEM A PIE IN THE PUSS. COACH, HOW COULD YOU FLUNK THE T-BIRDS? YOU'LL GET YOUR DIPLOMAS. JUST COME TO SUMMER SCHOOL. SUMMER SCHOOL! LOOK UP! IF YOU'D COME TO CLASS, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED. WISE GUY, HUH? TAKE THAT! YOU COULDN'T EVEN PITCH ONE INNING. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? I WANT YOU. IT'S EUGENE. YOU'RE A GREAT PITCHER. THANK YOU. RIZZO! HEY, RIZZO! GET OFF THAT THING! YOU GOT A CONDITION! IT WAS A FALSE ALARM. I'M NOT PREGNANT! WHOO! WHOO! I'LL MAKE AN HONEST WOMAN OF YOU. IF THIS IS A LINE, I AIN'T BITING. THAT'S A BONA FIDE OFFER. WELL, IT AIN'T MOONLIGHT AND ROSES, BUT... HEY, THERE'S ZUCCO! YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING US! WELL, WELL, WELL! WHAT IS THIS, HALLOWEEN? WHERE DID YOU SWIPE THIS LETTERMAN'S SWEATER? WHILE YOU WERE OUT STEALING HUBCAPS, I LETTERED IN TRACK. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. DANNY ZUCCO TURNED JOCK? THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DESERTING US? YOU CAN'T FOLLOW A LEADER ALL YOUR LIVES. YOU KNOW YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME, BUT SANDY DOES, TOO. I'M GOING TO DO ANYTHING I CAN TO GET HER, THAT'S ALL. [WOLF WHISTLES] SANDY! TELL ME ABOUT IT, STUD. " I GOT CHILLS " " THEY'RE MULTIPLYIN' " " AND I'M LOSIN' CONTROL " " 'CAUSE THE POWER YOU'RE SUPPLYIN' " " IT'S ELECTRIFYIN' " " ELECTRIFYIN' " " ELECTRIFYIN' " " YOU BETTER SHAPE UP " " 'CAUSE I NEED A MAN " " AND MY HEART IS SET ON YOU " " YOU BETTER SHAPE UP " " YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND " " TO MY HEART I MUST BE TRUE " " NOTHIN' LEFT " " NOTHIN' LEFT FOR ME TO DO " " YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH, HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH, HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH " " THE ONE I NEED " " OH, YES, INDEED " " IF YOU'RE FILLED WITH AFFECTION " " YOU'RE TOO SHY TO CONVEY " " MEDITATE IN MY DIRECTION " " FEEL YOUR WAY " WOOOW! " I BETTER SHAPE UP " " 'CAUSE YOU NEED A MAN " " I NEED A MAN " " WHO CAN KEEP ME SATISFIED " " I BETTER SHAPE UP " " IF I'M GONNA PROVE " " YOU BETTER PROVE " " THAT MY FAITH IS JUSTIFIED " " ARE YOU SURE? " " YES, I'M SURE DOWN DEEP INSIDE " " YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH, HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH, HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH " " THE ONE I NEED " " OH, YES, INDEED " " YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH, HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH, HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH " " THE ONE I NEED " " OH, YES, INDEED " " YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH, HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH, HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH " " THE ONE I NEED " " OH, YES, INDEED " " YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH, HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH, HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH " " THE ONE I NEED " " OH, YES, INDEED " " YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT "" HEY, EVERYBODY! RIZZO AND KENICKIE MADE UP! ALL RIGHT! OH, LOOK! OH, THE GANG'S TOGETHER! WHAT HAPPENS AFTER GRADUATION? MAYBE WE'LL NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. NO, THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN. HOW DO YOU KNOW? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HOW DO I KNOW? [GONG RINGS] " A WOP BABA LU-MOP " " AND WOP BAM BOOM " " WE GO TOGETHER " " LIKE RAMA LAMA LAMA KA DINGA DA DING-DONG " " REMEMBERED FOREVER " " AS SHOO-BOP SHA WADDA-WADDA YIPPITY BOOM DE-BOOM " " CHANG CHANG AH CHANGITTY CHANG-SHOO-BOP " " THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE " " WHA-OOOH, YEAH! " " WE'RE ONE OF A KIND " " LIKE DIP DA DIP DA DIP " " DOO WOP A DOO-BEE DOO " " OUR NAMES ARE SIGNED " " BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY " " SHOOBY DOO WOP SHE BOP " " CHANG CHANG AH CHANGITTY CHANG-SHOO-BOP " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE LIKE ONE " " WHA WHA WHA WHAAA " " WHEN WE GO OUT AT NIGHT " " AND STARS ARE SHINING BRIGHT " " UP IN THE SKIES ABOVE " " OR AT A HIGH SCHOOL DANCE " " WHERE YOU CAN FIND ROMANCE " " BABY, IT MIGHT BE LOVE " " RAMA LAMA LAMA KA DINGA DA DING-DONG " " SHOO-BOP SHA WADDA-WADDA YIPPITY BOOM DE-BOOM " " CHANG CHANG AH CHANGITTY CHANG-SHOO-BOP " " DIP DA DIP DA DIP " " DOO WOP A DOO-BEE DOO " " BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY " " SHOOBY DOO WOP SHE BOP " " SHA-NA NA NA, NA NA NA " " YIPPITY DIP DE-DOOM " " RAMA LAMA LAMA KA DINGA DA DING-DONG " " SHOO-BOP SHA WADDA-WADDA YIPPITY BOOM DE-BOOM " " CHANG CHANG AH CHANGITTY CHANG-SHOO-BOP " " DIP DA DIP DA DIP " " DOO WOP A DOO-BEE DOO " " BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY " " SHOOBY DOO WOP SHE BOP " " SHA-NA NA NA, NA NA NA " " YIPPITY DIP DE-DOOM " " BABA LU-MOP AND WOP BAM BOOM " " WE'RE FOR EACH OTHER " " LIKE A WOP BABA LU-MOP AND WOP BAM BOOM " " JUST LIKE MY BROTHER " " IS SHA-NA NA NA, NA NA NA " " YIPPITTY DIP DE-DOOM " " CHANG CHANG AH CHANGITTY CHANG-SHOO-BOP " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER " " WHA-OOOH, YEAH! " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER " " I SOLVE MY PROBLEMS AND I SEE THE LIGHT " " WE GOT A LOVIN' THING " " WE GOT TO FEED IT RIGHT " " THERE AIN'T NO DANGER WE CAN GO TOO FAR " " IF WE START BELIEVIN' NOW " " THAT WE CAN BE WHO WE ARE " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " THEY THINK OUR LOVE IS JUST A GROWIN' PAIN " " WHY DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND? " " IT'S JUST A CRYIN' SHAME " " THEIR LIPS ARE LYIN', ONLY REAL IS REAL " " WE STOP THE FIGHT RIGHT NOW " " WE GOT TO BE WHAT WE FEEL " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " THAT YOU HEARD " " IT'S GOT GROOVE, IT'S GOT MEANING " " GREASE IS THE TIME " " IS THE PLACE " " IS THE MOTION " " GREASE IS THE WAY WE ARE FEELIN' " " WE TAKE THE PRESSURE " " AND WE THROW AWAY " " CONVENTIONALITY BELONGS TO YESTERDAY " " THERE IS A CHANCE THAT WE CAN MAKE IT SO FAR " " IF WE START BELIEVIN' NOW " " THAT WE CAN BE WHO WE ARE " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " THAT YOU HEARD " " IT'S GOT GROOVE, IT'S GOT MEANIN' " " GREASE IS THE TIME " " IS THE PLACE " " IS THE MOTION " " NOW GREASE IS THE WAY WE ARE FEELIN' " " THIS IS A LIFE OF ILLUSION " " WRAPPED UP IN TROUBLES, LACED WITH CONFUSION " CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY PARAMOUNT PICTURES CORPORATION CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 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