This fan club isn't doing too well.  I have 3 members and one of them is on there twice and I'm also a member.  I have 2 total members.  I need more members.

Remember, discrimination is wrong(unless your discriminating against Jason).

Today, in web design I was curious so I decided to check out the history files.  This is what I found.  I also found this  I looked at the page and clicked a few links and found some interesting people and sites. 

This guy doesn't appear to be a dwarf but he still looks awesome.  That Rudolfesque nose just does it for me.

That's right, after negotiating with Jason's promoters, they agreed to let me organize a fan club for Jason McCarty.  Any fans of Jason who would like to be a part of this super club may contact me here or here.

I made a new button.  It sucks so don't click the link.  I don't even know why I'm posting about it.  I couldn't get it to do what I wanted it to do.  After the "d" in "foRd" appeared I wanted it to flash back and forth between inverted colors and normal colors.  One of these days, though, I shall make it work because I have a dream.

The other day I was trying to customize AIM and I tried to change this image.  I did everything that I was supposed but I ended up with this.  I don't know how I got this but I did.  I've never seen this image in my life.  The people in it don't even look like they were actually in the photograph.  It looks like they were cut out and pasted in there.  I think it's pretty funny.  These people could be the developers of AIM but I'm not sure.

I just completed a new layout.  I think it looks decent but it could use work.  I can't quite put my finger on it but it looks kind of crowded or something.  The different sections aren't very distinguisable because all the colors are kind of blending or something.  I don't know how to describe it.  You will just have to see it for yourself.

Tina Turner telephoned me the other month from right here in Mississippi.  Too bad she had the wrong number. :(

Since I have nothing else to post, I figured I would post some photography from the past and tell stories about them.  For example, this one time, a friend of mine called me up on the telephone and told me to come down to his house and photograph this squirrel in its natural resting state.  Actually this squirrel is a victim of a dog attack/chase and it jumped over a fence, landed, did a flip, and died.  It's cute little eyeball is hanging out.

The next picture I'm going to show you is my brother riding a fake camel.  Why is he riding a fake camel?  I don't know exactly but he is and this cannot change.  *weeps*

This fag used to sit with me at lunch.  In this picture he is seen holding a chainwheel up to his head.

I also made an assemblage of God paraphernalia with Photoshop.  I think it is really groovy.

I created a new Photoshop image.  Coincidentally, the colors of the image match those of the layout.  I believe this image classifies as non-objective art like most of my othercreations.  Last night circa 4:00 A.M. I watched the meteor shower.  It wasn't that great and it was also freezing.  There weren't even that many meteors.  This morning at 8:30 A.M., I was awaken by my brother trying to navigate the web.  He wasn't even connected to the internet and he was trying to go to a site.  He had all the lights on and then after he got tired of trying to browse the site he played Driver with the volume up really loud.  I'm extremely tired and I have a presentation to do tomorrow in Law Education.  I think I'm going to go research and prepare my posterboard for class.

Nice stunts, nice looks. Rear of Chevy lifts up and lowers down by remote control. Front left and front right side lift up and down by remote, too. Impala can ride on 3 wheels. Glossy, mellow-yellow color is sure to turn a few heads. Gold-colored wheel hubs, bumpers and front grille add some flash. Speeds up to 650 feet per minute. On the remote, three-buttons control the stunts. Two thumb toggles control the speed and direction. 17-1/2" long. 27/49MHz. Requries 9.6V pack and 9V battery.

This bling blingin' '67 Impala(also available in red)comes complete with hydraulics and gold hubs and bumpers.  It's available at your nearest RadioShack for the low, low price of $69.99.

*Notice:  I reposted this because a dear friend of mine requested it.  Also it's quite humorous.  A remote control car with hydraulics is just awesome.*

I created new a button.  It is my very first time to make an animated .gif so it's not that great. It's pretty good considering that I only looked at the first 3 steps of a tutorial and did the rest own my own and that I've never even tried to create an animation before.  I don't like it that much and I'll probably take it down later but it's semi-decent and it matches the colors of this layout.

I told you to expect an update.  I do believe I'm doing quite well in all of my classes.  My lowest grade I've received on a progress report is a 96.  In Web Design I have a 100 and Coach Stensaas offered for me to take this class next semester to put stuff on the web.  That should be somewhat fun.  I did away with the "By:  ford" because someone said I was being Ty-ish by putting my name on all of the posts and me being the only person that posts on this site.  You may now contact thy fordster via AIM or email and in case you haven't already noticed, I added links on the left column to do both.  It seems logical to add the guestbook to the 'contact' part of the column since the guestbook isn't really a section of my site.  I think I might start adding the time to all of my posts, but I don't think the time is that big of a deal.  Anyway I think I'm going to play solitaire, free cell, or hearts.

I made the scrollbar to where it would match the layout.  Soon, probably after I get out of my Web Design class, I should have different sections or something.  I shall post more humorous things and I won't have to censor myself, seeing as how this site is being made for school.  I don't have that many great ideas for sections or other interesting things I could do to spice up the layout.  I had some ideas a while back but I don't recall what they were.  I have nothing else to post but you can expect an update tomorrow while I'm in my Web Design class.  I get bored in there.

Today, during first period when the juniors were taking the F.L.E. test, some interesting things happened.  Somehow we got on the topic of Thanksgiving and apparently some of the black folks in the class room think that chitlins are part of a traditional Thanksgiving.  The following is a direct quote from a negro girl that sat near me:

"It ain't Thanksgiving without chitlins!"
         -black girl

Also, I was a Good Samaritan today and I gave my teacher a ring that I found on the floor in my Latin I class.  I could have kept that there ring and sold it or something.  I don't think I could've gotten very much money for it but still, it's money.

Most of the sections were down earlier but I fixed the links.  I wouldn't have known about the broken links if it weren't for my pal GW(see below).

GW's SN goes here:  you broken link b*tch

He has a peculiar way of letting me know but it's the thought that counts.
Thanks GW!!!!!!

i feel the need to make a new layout.  i don't know what i want it to look like.  i also don't know if i can do anything different that looks good.  since i don't know how to make good tables using html, i use composer which doesn't give you that many options with tables.  i downloaded an html editing program called 1st Page but it doesn't let me create tables like i want.  actually, it might let me create good tables, it's just that i haven't discovered how to.