(Characters: Mew, Mewtwo, The President, Clone Pikachu,Clone Meowth, Audiance.)
The President: (On live TV) Hello TV land! Since Mew and Mewtwo cannot seem to resolve their issues, and since the World Space Station has been completed, both Pokemon have agreed to fight each other in the ULTIMATE POKEMON SHOWDOWN, YEAH! Tickets now on sale for a great price of $550 dollars and Ninety-nine cents! Each! Also, the 1st 100 people who buy tickets first will recieve a free "SHOWDOWN" T-shirt and an "Ancient Mew" card! Callers are standing by, so be there or miss out on the opprotunity of a lifetime!!!! Yeah!!!
(International Space Staition Fighting Ring, June 22, 2007. Crowd screaming, "Go Mew!" or "Go Mewtwo!" Mew and Mewtwo having last few words before the fight starts.)
Mewtwo:Get ready to feel my true power! I may have been cloned from your DNA, but now I will prove that clones are ALWAYS better than the originals. How do you like that, weakling???
Mew: Mew Mew, Mew Mew Mew. Mew Mew Mew,MEW!!! (You just don't know when to quit. I thought we came to a solution on New Island, but nooooo, your temper and hunger for power still gets the best of you! Ya big pushover!!)
Mewtwo: I'll show you pushover, you overgrown flying rat!!!(Blue bubble surrounds Mewtwo, and a pink one surrounds Mew.)
Announcer: I want a good fight out of you two. The winner will be declared "The Most Powerful Pokemon." Let's get ready to RumBBLLLLLEEEEE!!!!
Bell: Ding Ding!
President:(On a platform high above the stadium) The fight of the century has begun!!!
Clone Meowth:(On the sidelines with Clone Pikachu.) Who do you think will win?
Clone Pikachu: I don't know. I'm betting all of my cashola on Mewtwo!
Clone Meowth: I'll cheer for both, then.
(Mew and Mewtwo's psychic bubbles slam into each other again and again.)
Mewtwo: You won't win! I AM THE MOST POWERFUL!!!!!!!!
Mew: Mew, Mew Mew Mew, MEW MEW, Mew!! (Not the way I see it, pal! You are going down this time!)
President: Look at them go!
Audiance: YYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Clone Pikachu: Is Mewtwo or Mew winning?
Clone Meowth: I dunno, it doesn't look like either of them are winning! Or losing!
(Days go by. Mew and Mewtwo suddenly hover slightly above the ring, looking at each other. Both are exhausted, and it shows.)
President: What's happening now?
Clone Pikachu: Wake up Meowth, something's happening! (Pikachu shakes Meowth reapeatedly, who had been sleeping in a pile of magazines.)
Clone Meowth: Huh? What, what's goin` on? (Meowth rubs eyes and sits up, looking at Pikachu. He looks at the ring, down at Mew and Mewtwo.) Hey, how come they stopped?
Clone Pikachu: Listen and you'll find out, stupid.
(All is quiet. Mewtwo glances at Mew.)
Mewtwo: This isn't working, is it?
Mew: Mew Mew, Mew. Ma Mew Mew. Mew Mew Mew.
Mewtwo: You say you are tired as well?
(Mew nods.)
Mewtwo: What are we going to do?
Mew: Mew Mew, Mew. Mew Mew MEW Mew, Mew. (Let's just say we're BOTH unbeatable. Whaddya say to that?)
Mewtwo: Fine by me. I really don't care for fighting anymore, anyway.
Mew: Meeww.(Right. I agree.)
President: WHAT? You mean you're gonna stop fighting? Just like that?!?!?
Mewtwo: YES.
President: But, but I have a campeign riding on this!!!!
Mewtwo: C'mon Mew. Let's take Pikachu and Meowth and go get a soda or something. I'm exhausted, for the first time in my life. I guess clones and regular Pokemon are all good.
Mew:Meeewwww! (Mew spins in a happy circle.)
(Mewtwo and Mew and Clone Pikachu and Meowth both fly off into the distance. All
of the audiance looks at the President.)
President: Uh, anyone for pizza?
THE END
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