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A Cartoon Network Commercial--
The set of JBVO.
Jonny Bravo: "Do not" he said to the speaker phone on the desk.
Tom's voice: "We do to."
"Look you little robot,"
"AI."
"Hmm, whatever. Listen here, JBVO get's way higher ratings than you."

Tom: "Um, no you don't." Tom said to the screen, "Toonami gets the highest rating on the channel."
Jonny: "I don't know were you heard that. My show is the greatest. Hoo-ha. You don't wanna' start with me."
"Yeah right. I could take you."
"You ain't got nothin' on me."
"Atleast I have a girlfriend. Sara?"
Sara: "Yes?"
"Can you just tell this guy that we're better and settle this?"
"Well, do we get better rating?"
"Sara!"
Jonny: "Ha! See, even that there flouting head thingy agrees with me."
Sara: "No, I don't."
Tom: "Alright, Sara, get Cartoon Network on the line."

BRING! A guy sitting at a desk picks up the phone.
Guy: "Hello."
Tom: "Yeah, hi. This is the Absolution."
"Oh, hi, Tom! How ya been?"
"Fine, thanks. Look we got a problem here."
Jonny's voice: "Yeah tell this loser.."
"Watch it or I'll disconnect you."
Guy: "What's going on?"
Jonny: "We just wanted to know; Who gets better rating? Me-JBVO, or this guy's line up?"
Tom: "Toonami."
Guy: "Hmm... Well, let's see here." he tapped some keys on his computer. "Ah... Well, this is no surprise. JBVO rating for September; 56%..."

Back at JBVO.
Jonny: "Ha! I told you so! I am the greatest. Hoo-ha!"

Office.
Guy: "However. Toonami rating durning the month of September; 98% of the average CN viewers. Does that help?"
Tom's voice: "Thanks."

Absolution.
Tom crossed his arms triumphantly and looked at the screen.
Jonny: "Well, uh, dumb little robot..." the screen switched off and Sara appeared on it.
Sara: "Tom?"
Tom: "Yeah?"
"What did you mean by 'atleast you have a girlfriend'?"
"Uh, well, heh... So, what's next?"
"Hmm. The new show in the line up."
"Right, play Pokémon."



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