M Y F A U L T

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now you're sitting in the corner crying
And now it's My Fault, My Fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now you're sitting in the corner crying
And now it's My Fault, My Fault

I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a New Wave Blond Babe
With half of her head shaved
A Nurse Aid
Who came to get laid and tied up
With first aid tape and raped on the first date

Susan
An Ex-Heroin-Addict who just stopped using
Who loved boozing, alternative music
She told me she was going back into using again
I said, "Wait, first try this hallucinogen,
It's better than Heroin, Henn, the Booze and the Gin
Come here, let's go in here, Who's in the den?"
*It's me and Kelly*
"My bad, let's try another room"
*I don't trust you*
"Shut up, slut, chew up this mushroom
This will help you get in touch with your roots
We'll get barefoot, buck naked and run in the woods"
*Oh, hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drag*
Oh, dat, I didn't mean for yo to eat the whole bag

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now you're sitting in the corner crying
And now it's My Fault, My Fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now you're sitting in the corner crying
And now it's My Fault, My Fault

Yo, Sue
*Get away from me, I don't know you*
Oh, shoot, she's tripping
*I need to go puke*
I wasn't trying to turn this into something major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature

Susan, stop crying
I don't hate you
The world's not against you
I'm sorry your Father raped you
So what you had your litte koochie in your Dad's mouth
That ain't no reason to start wigging and spaz out
She said, "Help me
I think I'm having a seizure"
I said, "I'm high, too, bitch
Quit grabbing my T- shirt

Would you calm down
You're starting to scare me, she said
*I'm 26 years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook*
I'm over here, Sue, you're talking to the plant, look
We need to get to a hospital before it's too late
Cause I never seen noone eat as many shrooms as you ate

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now you're sitting in the corner crying
And now it's My Fault, My Fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now you're sitting in the corner crying
And now it's My Fault, My Fault

Susan, wait, where you going
You'd better be careful
*Leave me alone, Dad
I'm sick of getting my hair pulled*
I'm not your Dad
Quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum?
Put down the scissors before you do something dumb
I'll be right back, just chill baby, please
I gotta go find Dave, he's the one who gave me these

Jon, where's Dave at
Before I bash you
*He's in the bathroom*
*I think he's takin a crap, dude*
Dave, pull up your pants
We need an ambulance
There's a girl upstairs talking to plants
Chopping her hair off
And there's only 2 days left of spring break
How long do these things take to wear off?
*Well, it depends on how many you had*
I took three
She ate the other twenty-two caps
Now she's upstairs crying out her eyeballs
Drinking Lysol
*She's gonna die, dude*
I know, and it's My Fault!

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now you're sitting in the corner crying
And now it's My Fault, My Fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now you're sitting in the corner crying
And now it's My Fault, My Fault

Oh My God
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry!
Susan, Please wake up
Please!!!!
Please wake up!!!!!
What are you doing!!
You're not dead
You're not dead!!
I know you're not dead
Wake up
Susan, wake up
God

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