QUOTES
"Do not keep the alabaster box of your love and friendship sealed up
until your friends are dead. Fill their lives with sweetness.
Speak approving, cheering words while their ears can hear them, and while
their hearts can be thrilled and make them happier. The kind things
you mean to say when they are gone, say before they go."
-George William
Childs
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm
not even sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein
"The future is an untold story that reveals itself every day"
-Andy
""Sarcasm is the safe alternative to expressing anger."
-Richard North Patterson
"I will in no condition, NO condition spend the best years of my life
in the worst place on Earth"
-Northern Exposure
"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with
a kind word alone"
-Al Capone
"The only qualification for becoming a (radio personality) is the ability
to defecate in under three minutes!"
-"Big Dan" Ingram
"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in
my pajamas, I'll never know."
-Groucho Marx
"Worrying will do you no good."
-Cinderella's Prince (ITW)
"Children, it's time for you to go to bed.
But Mom, I want to hear the witty banter of sophisticated adults.
Yeah, you can't have any fun in bed."
-The Simpsons
"Too much blowing is bad for your head.
-Lisa Almaraz
