Sept.22nd 1:30pm

Its been a long time not writing in here but I have been writing in another spot also known as Blogspot. This is the new address. Anyways thats it for now. Enjoy the rest of this it will be great fun once I figure out that other thing fully. Chao.

Apr.13th 2:16pm

10 days. Iam sorry for all the fans out there who have been waiting and waiting for the day when I will once again write in here. The day has finally come.

Pretty much all the work for this semester is done. I have written all the papers I need to write, and all that remains are some finals and lots of reading. I must read around 400 more pages for one class and 9 more books of the New Testament. Its gonna be a great time of reading.

Last night I was out in the field and playing rugby, or practiceing kicking and then running after the ball, with Benji. It felt really good just to run and get outside. It was beautifal the last 2 days since the sun was out and almost all the snow is gone. Today is a little on the dreary side of things, and yet it still seems nice. Tonight some friends and I are going to drive around and cruise the strip just like the cool kids in Regina do, and then we are going to take pictures of us doing crazy stuff in crazy places. We went to Burger King last night and 5 of us, including 2 gentalmen of larger girth, me and troy, and we were effectivly lowriding the sprint that we were in. It must have looke odd to those sitting in BK to see all these people pile out of such a small car. At one point Troy and I were sitting on the same side of the car and it was leaning to that side. What a great set of shock eh? So anyways thats my life of recient, and now Iam going to drink tea and read some words. Savage.

Apr.3rd 8:53pm

Well I am not the treasurer of Students Council for CBC. I was a candidate for the election that happened today, but alas I did not achieve the goal. Not to worry I will find another way for me to be involved at CBC. I was really hopeing for this position and was wanting it badly, but I guess that God had different plans for my life. Oh well. I am comming back here in September and will be start, most likely, a BA in English, or something like that.

It was totally cold here this morning. I thought that it was April. We, by we I mean me and some people here, think that it is just a huge April fools joke from God to make all the scientists and such really sit down and scratch their heads and wonder at what kind of phenomenon this new weather pattern is. Such a great joke.

Much to think about in the past few days. I dident get voted in, there are no girls in my life, I just sent out application for summer jobs, the weathers cold, I have to decide which floor I want to live on next year, I have been asked to be the editor of the Year Book, I just want to sit around and take pictures. Its been a tough couple of days.

On a happier note I recieved a postcard from Anna Johnson, who is studying in Costa Rica and that made my day. Getting mail is such a blessing. It uplifted me and I thought of how nice it would be to be in the sun, and then I realized that I am in the sun, just the air outside would kill you if you were out there for too long.

Anyways I have to get back to working on my paper on Galatians. Tootels.

Apr.1st 2:19pm

Its been so so long since I have written in this little thing. Iam truly sorry. Life has been crazy stuff. Last weekend was youth conference where 800 young people decended on the campus and I had 6 guys staying in my room. I was so much fun but at the same Time I was so tired after the weekend. I did get a press pass for my involvement in yearbook and I got to go backstage and see the inner workings of YC.

I have also been doing alot of school work for the many papers that I have left to do. These past weekend I got 2 papers done which was a good thing, but now I have a 10 page one do for Epistles. Crazy stuff eh. I can't believe that this semester is almost over. It has flown by so fast.

The rest of my life has nothing happening. Not much is new and life is just dandy. Thank you all for making the counter go over 3000. It was a joyous day.

Bye Bye for now.

Mar.16th 12:53pm

Good afternoon faithful readers of the once updated regularly Liner Notes. As of late I have been mighty impressed with amount of people signing my guestbook. It has brought joy to my heart to read some of the whitty and interesting comments that are in there.

Life here in the great city of Regina has been full of homework. If Iam not doing work, then I should be. It is 6 days to youth conference where there will be 800 kids on a campus ment for 300 people. The air of excitement is growing and there is great antisipation for what will happen. Very exciteing stuff. And I get to see my brother, who I havent seen since christmas.

I just finished a great brunch meal. It was great, some waffles, bacon, pasta stuff, blueberry fritters, hash browns (McDonalds Style). It was great. Last night I went, with a group of people, to a coffe house called "Atlantis" It was great. In true form I had steamed milk and a biscotti. I have never had biscotti before and this was great stuff. We sat and told funny stories of things that have happen to us in the past. Magnificant. I have a real craving to listen to DC Talk "Free at Last". I also spent some money yesterday on a book written by my Prof. who teaches me Epistles and Gospels and Acts. I even got it signed. And so ends the interesting stuff called my life. Later dudes.

Oh and another thing. Check this out: My brother took this picture of his friends biking.

Mar.7th 6:07pm

I neglected to inform the public of the findings that I encountered on my trip back from Kings Fold. We, and by We I mean my group, we stopped at a 7-11, which is open 24/7/365, and I saw this bottle of Jones Juice. It was labeled like this



It brought laughter to my eyes and tears to my mouth. Have a great day.

Mar.3rd 10:07pm

TO all those who are faithful to me and to the reading of this greatness, Iam sorry. It was pointed out by my esteemed parents that it had been almost 20 days since I have written anything about my boring life and such.

I have finally came up with a new name. It was suggested to me by my good friend Anthony's girlfriend, Jana, on the way to Kings Fold. The trip to Kings Fold was great and I have learned a great lot about God and about myself and about other people. Back the naming of This here "journal". I have decided it shall be called "Liner Notes". Just like a CD has liner notes to tell about the CD and what it all entails. "Liner Notes" will tell of my life, and on occasion I will actually update it and let those who read it, I am very greatful for your reading. It will be great, but not as great as the mountians that I looked at when I was at Kings Fold. Anyways my life is full of reading so I may go and do some right now. Later faithful audience, until another unspecified time at which I will update this bad boy.

Feb.15th 4:22pm

I know that this is a day late but, "Happy Singles Awareness Day". I figured that since it was valentines day and every year it gets rubbed in my face, as well as the faces of those who are not "attached" to anyone. Iam not complaining or whineing, but it seems that people dont learn to appricate their Singleness.

I have not decided yet on the nameing of this great work of something. But maybe it will come to me in the near future.

I finished up yearbook today, and wrote a midterm and am feeling mighty tired, so maybe to bed early tonight, maybe not.

Bye Bye.

Feb.13th 8:51pm

I feel so bad not writing in this great work of art for so long. I also have some news. I have decided that the name of this "Online Diary" must change. The reason for such a change is a have realized of late that "Diary" connotates that Iam shareing innermost feelings and ideas, when in fact this is an outlet of pent up feelings that most of the time relate only to exterior motives, and not to the inner me. The new name of said "Diary" is not known yet, but will be decided by the next entry. Should you disagree with the name and or the changeing of the name, e-mail me and tell me your thoughts. I cannot garentee that you will in fact recieve an answer, but be sure that your thoughts will be read and thought about.

Onto more brighter thoughts and the catching up in the life of "Ira" as people, mainly Mike, are calling me. For all who do not know, my middle name is Ira and it is infact a source of great pride for me. I like the name, and it is not girly as some would think. Life this week has been good. Tonight I finished a paper that is due tomorrow and then I will probley do some reading later for I have a midterm on Friday. And after that midterm is done I have one more class and then freedom for almost 2 weeks. And by freedom I mean Intersession. On this "Intersession" thing I will be travelling to Kings Fold where I will have a class for 5 or 6 days. It will be really cool since the "cool" people have decided to make this trip as fun as possible. We keep on hearing the horror stories about how food is rationed and how there is silence and stuff, but I will not know until I get there what it is all about. I will write about the experiance when I get back from the great provience of Alberta, where Iam legal, not that it matters or anything, just thought I would point that out.

About "The Bustleing Metropolis of Leader" - Population 1200. It was one of the greatest things that I have done in my short 18 years on this earth. We drove Saturday and had a great dinner and they played music, worship, for about 100 people and then had more food and then went and stayed at the Pastors house where we watched MI2, note to self, that movie is not to good. Then we did worship for sunday morning and then we had a "Pizza potluck" where all the members of the church had to bring some kind of pizza. It was great great great food. Then we drove home. Just outside of Moose Jaw we, and by we I mean - Dave Defries, Jamie Lambkin, Jakob Kourura, Ros Weaber, and T.I.Houghton Esq., we picked up hitche hikers. It was a great time and Iam sure that they are at home in Quebec, for they were in Banff trying to find work and couldent find any so they are going back home, telling their friends all about the crazy people who picked them up in the Prairies. What a great weekend.

Now Iam all out of words to say. Good Night and Have a great day.

Feb.7th 4:43pm

I dub the 2 weeks, "Sick in the face period" in which the hero of this saga was sick and feeling like junk. I have recently gotten over this sickness known to me as "plain and blatient sickness". In retrospect I have never been this sick and I hope to never this sick. I think that it was made even worse by the fact that Iam at school and that going to sleep early is a task that is most of the time hard. I did though manage to go to bed early and I felt really good. Now I have a stupid cough that will not go away. I was going to go to the doctor today, but I never did thinking that it may go away in a couple of days. I keep on hopeing that I will wake up with no cough or no rattleing in my lungs. Hopefully soon.

Newsflash: This comming weekend marks the first ever road trip by Timothy Houghton. He is going as part of a worship team from CBC to a little town called Leader north of Saskatoon, Sask. His excitment is only made even brighter by the fact that he gets a rented amp for his bass. This trip also marks the one week marker before he heads off to Cocharne for a "Spiritual Retreat", aka the greatest time of our lives. In light of the fact that it is indeed a 8 hour drive to Calgary Timothy has been part of the planning to make the Van in which he rides the most killer of all vans and will make this trip fun, even if it dosent want to be fun.

Its almost dinner here in Regina. I think before dinner today I will gaze into the great cook book on my shelf and think of all the good food that I could make, and then proceed to the caf and pretend that Iam eating all of that good food which I wish that I could have. For all who care I have been eating healthy this semester and are feeling pretty good, as good as you can feel after eating such trash.

Anyways Its time to go and eat, or try too. Farewell.

Jan.31st 3:43pm

Iam feeling a bit better today. The fever has pretty much gone away, but my voice and my throat are still madly hurting. Its gonna take a while for me to get better. I really want some lemon honey tea, but alas I have no lemon nor any lemon tea. I do however have honey so all I need for this concoction is lemon. The store is not too far away, but it hurts to brethe the cold Regina air.

For the past 2 days I have been listening to Ravi Zacharias speak in the annual "Spiritual Emphasis" week here at CBC. Even though Iam sick he has kept me awake with his engageing speaking and well told stories. He is quite a man of knowledge and wisdom. I have enjoyed his ideas and have been challenged by his words.

Altogether it has been a great couple of days, even though Iam sick. But being sick gives me a reason to be in bed early so Iam not bothered after iam in my room and thus I get a great sleep. Maybe I should be sick more often. (Maybe not).

Jan.29th 3:28pm

Oh man do I feel like like a piece of snot and phlem. I tryed to go to bed at a decient time last night, but as it would have it i dident take any tylenol before hitting the sack which made my sleeping somewhat erattic. I hate fevers, espically the ones that make you hot and cold and hot and cold in a continous circle. about 10 mins ago I was feeling really really cold and now Iam feeling superdooper hot. And this really sucks. I have taken lots and lots of showers in the past 24 hours and they help alot and allow some time for quality thinking. Last night I went and bought some "Fishermans Friends" and some "Buckleys Mixture" both which have been helping me stay cough free, sort of, and clearing my nose for a little while. Hopefully tonight will be better and I will be able to get some quality sleep.

On a side note I was wondering if "Nyquill" works well since I may have to resort to it in the case that my sickness continues on for a few more days. E-MAIL ME if you have any ideas about how to cure the evil fever. Tootles.

Jan.28th 9:31pm

Iam SOOOO Sick. Well maybe not that sick, but it feels like my body is full of cold fluid and every move I make hurts. I took a shower in the middle of the day and then slept lots, but now my throat is mad hurting so I was trying to get a ride down to the nearest place where you can buy pharacuticals. But alas there is no one here with which I can hitch a ride. I would walk, but the coldness of Regina has set in and my lungs would really freeze up if I went for an extended walk in the winter wonderland. What a mess of coldness and such, so Iam stuck here in Brooks dorm with a sore throat and nothing to do about it.

On a better note Here is the long awaited picture of Jon Pottage snowborading on the flat prarie. (he is being pulled by None other than Nick "Man Tow" Dirkson.



Jan.26th 2:27pm

Last night was fantastik. No I did not get a girlfriend, or have nanimo bars. Well I guess I had some food and they were nanimo bars and they were great. The fact of the matter was that I havent had so much fun at CBC until last night. First I had dinner which was lasagna, and that is one of my favorite dishes, and then I went to a guys house and played "Who Wants to Be A Millionaire". That was fun, but the night was just getting started. I then proceeded to the Lounge where there was an "Outsiders" party in progress. Outsiders is a book by S.E. Hinton. I suggest you read it. It is increadable. So this party consisted of people dressing up as eather a "Greaser" of a "Soc". And then we watched the movie and it ruled. After the movie we stood around for a while and then decided that it was time to head back to the dorms. We were walking back when Jon Pottage came up with the Idea that we should go and play in the snow. It was a great Idea and so I went and put on a scarf and then went outside and frolicked in the snow for a good hour. It was so much fun and some girls were also out in the snow which made it even more fun as we were pitted gender against gender. There was no wind, which is odd for this prarie place and the snow was soft and it was snowing. What a great feeling of freedom as I jumped around and threw snow at the opposite sex. It really made me feel at home here since there are no hills, but there was snow and I love snow. After the snow frolicking Jon Pottage, Josh Dreidger, Mitch Moar, and my self watched the movie "Rad". It warmed my heart to see that it was flimed right in Bowness Park a mear 2 blocks from my old house in Calgary. It was great to see the park in all of its glory. After the movie Jon Pottage and I had a "sleep over", since I have no room mate it sometimes gets lonely and so he came to keep me company.

And so ended a great night. It was great. Ta Ta faithful readers.

Jan.22nd 9:44pm

Holy, two days and no update what am I doing? Well yesterday I washed clothes, and vacumed my room. Today I read for a while and then tried to sleep. No such luck on the sleeping part. It was like I needed to sleep, but that I dident feel like sleeping so I was in the semi concious stage for a good 30 mins, then I went to dinner. It was a little sucky and I was not to fond of the dinner, but I ate a bit and then was really full so I ate no more. I have just gotten back from the wonderful game of basketball that was played by non other then the CBCRise Basketball teams, both male and female. It was a great time of joking and generallly have a blast. Now I will drink some hot chocolate and then go to bed, tomorrow is a big day. (no perticular reason that it is a big day, just that I have to get up for an 8:30 class and Iam tired of feeling sleepy{Iam pretty tired right now}). (I also want to be able to stay awake whilist I read textbooks and such.) So goodnight and fairwell.

Jan.20th 12:33am

Not so much to write as of yet. My life has been pretty boring. I can say that I have never had so much fun taking pictures or watching basketball in my life though. I spent friday night and almost all of saturday watching CBC Rise basketball in the gym of the great campus of CBC. It was great to see some of my friends on the floor sporting their stuff and showing how good they are. In fact No.6 of the opposing team, which is a school called "Beatheny Bible Institute", was as we liked to refer to as "beautiful". Actually every time that she walked past we would say in the cheezyest voice possible "Shes beautiful". I doubt that she ever actually heard us, but it was fun none the less. That pretty much sums up my weekend.

I have all of the pictures for my Photo essay scanned, I just need some time, or gumpton, to sit down and put it all together. In the end it should be pretty steller as there are lots and some are really bad, by bad I mean that the camera was not used to its full potential. I dont feel so creative anymore. Its a phase, hopefully I will be out of it soon so that I may feel and become creative again and thus have more to write about. Maybe I need a girlfriend as then there would be many adventures to write about, but I see no such luck in the future and thus these updates will be long and boring, though sometimes full of wit and sarcasm and many many words, just like the books I have to read, and many commas as the thought keeps on going and going, just like the energizer bunny.

Have a grrreeaat Day.

Jan.16th 3:38pm

As life will have it, I have been doing homework. Iam currently trying to figure out all of the books of the Old Testament, with spelling, for a test tomorrow. This test also encompases alot of work which I like to call reading. Mad mad reading and no break. But I did take a break to go and get pictures developed. Man I love pictures. I spent yesterday taking pictures of one John Pottage doing tricks on his snowboard off of a jump constructed out of the little amount of snow that we have gotten. The tricks were made possible by Nick "Dirty" Dirkson aka Man-Pull. Man-Pull would pull Jon Pottage along the flat land of the praires until they reached a jump where John would take a jump and either "Slide the Rail" or do "A Flip" or "Old School tricks". It was grand and the pictures are fantastik. I gotta go and read so peace out.

P.S. Iam sorry about not updating as much as you would like, but such is life. I love you all.

Jan.10th 1:38pm

Its the lazy college student once again commin to you live from his cozy dorm room, which is sort of cold and filled with the musical stylings of VNV Nation. This morning I, for the first time this year, ate a breakfast which was supposed to keep me awake and alert for the morning classes. No such luck. The porrage was great and it reminded me of many moons ago when on a retreat at Eagle Bay Camp when we had to cook food for ourselves and the porridge was in high demand, espically the peaches and cream kind.

So far this semester is shaping up to be alright, but with the work load I figure that I will be in my room alot, and Iam not dreading it that much seeing as I have no roommate and will be able to read in lots and lots of different parts of the room now. Last night I got to listen to DJ Maidenheads radio show on The X. I enjoyed this very much as Flip McGern was on and he made me chuckle. I also learned that Flips middle name is James. That made my night.

As I was buying my breakfast for this morning, Mike and I were walking around superstore waiting for some photos to be developed. It was really disapointing when I got them back. I had taken around 27 pictures and a couple hadent turned out, but they sold me my pictures with around 10 missing. I even checked the nevatives and they are fine. I was just jipped out of 10 pictures. It made me kinda angry. So if I find a ride I may go and complain to the store and get them to buy me a car. That would be great. Anyways I have to pee and I have run out of things to say. Tootles yawl.

Jan.8th 6:13pm

Guess whos back? Your favorite college student is once again pouring insight from his feeble room, which I might add is only inhabited by one person meaning I dont have any roomate, which is fine with me allowing me to do major renovations to that side of the room and create a breakfast nook where I can eat my bread and peanut butter in peace. I will soon have the long awaited (at least by me) photo essay in which there were many participents. It was so much fun taking pictures of almost anything, execpt say the Effiel Tower (someday). I have to get back in the mood for writing these entry so the first little while may be lacking in meat, as nothing much has happened yet here in the good ol land of no snow and even less cold weather. I wish that it infact snowed and that I could go outside where it would be snowy and people would be being towed by a rope so that they could take jumps and stuff. Wow I have nothing to write. I watched Friends in the calgary airport and was fairly happy cause it put me in a happy mood and passed my time quite nicely. Peace out and later.

Nov.27th 12:10am

Wowzers. This is the one year aniversery of this great diary. I may do some changes in the near future do to the fact that I have alot of time that I should be reading, and I wont want to read so I will be on the net. It is spectakular.

Anyways my birthday today has been alright. I was hopeing for something a little cooler, but I guess how good can they be since Iam away from home. It was still rad and I got some cash, and a rad shirt that has charlie brown and characters from peanuts on it celebrating christmas. The girls loved it. I was stoked. It is now late and I will do more tomorrow when I feel a little better then the tired individual that Iam right now. Peace Iam Out.

Nov.24th 12:52pm

Nov.17th 5:53pm

Just a mention before I start this oh so longed for update, by writing this Iam putting my 10 page missions paper that is due monday. But that is alright since Iam the king of procrastiation and the art of writing papers the night before. But right now I really dont want to think of such things. I will work on the paper a little later. First let me tell what has been happening in my life lately.

I have been madly busy with papers and reading and many other things that are clouding my life. I did my first 10 page for history last week and I get the mark back on monday. I dedicated the paper to Ian aka DJ Maidenhead for his tireless effort to help make the paper as great as it is. (I dont know the mark, and I wont share it if I did bad on it. deBruyn, my prof, said that many people were just learning to write papers and that it wasent all that well done.)

I have spent a great deal of time looking for books that are supposed to be in the liabary , but are not. I was throughly disapointed with my findings, but hopefully the ones that I have will allow me to write a whole 10 pages of information. (I can feel this getting really hard). I guess I should start it now. Later Gator.

Nov.13th 12:06am

Howdy Ho Partner. Its been such a long time eh. Iam really tired right now so check back later when I will have more posted.

Nov.4th 9:23pm

I feel like a sack of potatoes. We had this T-Night last night which was supposed to be a night out for the guys, it was a night out for the guys, but it really dident boost my manhood like it was professed to do. This is a real man.

I also went to Taylor field today for some football games between the Upperclassmen Ladies and the Freshmen Ladies. It was great fun. And then I watched the manlyest of the men compete for the title of champion of intramural football. It also was fun as Dr. Paul Spilsbury taunted the crowd and we taunted him back, careful not to insult him too much and get a failing mark thus upsetting my whole college career. And that ends todays entry. I really need to sleep and such. So have a great evening and enjoy the fact that people in BC have mountians, but I have increable sunsets (I took a picture of one today, It was gourgious). Good night and sleep tight, I hope I do.

Nov.1st 12:31am

Holy testosterone batman. I really need to sleep, but alas I will write for a little while in order to get my mind calm and ready for the gracious rest that will hopefully get me all feeling good for class tomorrow. Tomorrow afternoon my floor is playing the teachers in a football game. It is looking to be a great match up between the students and the teachers who of course are far smarter than we will ever be. I had Kraft Diner Easy Mac tonight. It made my evening. Here is another picture of me at a coffee shop that is frequented by gay guys, in fact about 13 showed up when we were sitting there drinking our coffee and eating our bagels.


The girl on the right is Erin. The guy on the left is the next PM of Canada.

Oct.29th 2:20pm

You ask why I have not been writing? I dont really have an answer, and I have been reading like a madman. Speaking of reading and such things like that I recieved my second paper that I handed in, back today. The first one was a seminar on worship and I recieved a 92% on it. I was overjoyed because this might be the start of great things to come. I was mistaken. I looked with joy into my mail box, which is now labelled Pandora's box, and found that the paper that was promised to be in there was in fact there. I opened it up and found that I had failed it. I was strucken for a moment and then realized that this was a very anal retentive teacher and that If I had spelled anything wrong I would be penialized severily (notice I cannot spell if my life depended on it). Any way there were very little mistakes, I only made the mistake in the content. Let me quote verbatim what he wrote. "This assignment was to summerize that book you read. What you have written is largley off topic." Sure I did not put all of the effort that I could into this "summary" but I think that I did a fairly decent job of relaying the fact that I read the book. Why cant they just have tests on the books to see if you read them and not have to do summarys for everything. Thats what I was doing all weekend, reading so that I could write a summary on every chapter that I read. What a load of balony. And to top it all off I had a test in World Missions today, but we got out an hour early so it is all good. I just wonder if I had an english teacher in High School who dident like my work too much and made me perfect it, would I be ahead of the game today? She always said that she liked it and gave me high marks, but were they deserved or not? Who's to say, not me thats for sure. I just needed a little venting action. In truth all I really need to do is read a little closer and spend lots more time working on the stuff that needs to be done.

Anyways enough anger or "BITTERNESS" for now. This life here in "BITTERLY" cold Regina. I went to 755 last night which is a gathering of christian college peoples and they played Praise Adonai. It reminded me of home and that was nice. We also made a 12:15am excurision to A&W last night. Dinner was not that great so we all decided to spend our hard earned money and buy food from a place that has been tested and aproved as a good eatery. It was nice to go to bed with a stomach full of grease and root beer. Iam getting hungry thinking about this phenominon called food. Dinner is in 2.25 hours and hopefully I will be able to stand until then seeing that lunch left my stomach feeling a little quesy and having no breakfast really cramps my style, maybe thats why Iam getting bad marks, no breakfast. I get paid on wednesday and hopefully I will be able to get food soon there after. Iam listening to KMFDM right now in order that my nerves will calm down.(note to self: that is an oxymoron). KMFDM is an angry German Industrial band that is broken up. They are the ones that gave DJ Maidenhead and I the thoughts for the infamous D.I.Y. News that was made popular at Kamloops Alliance Church, I miss those days. But these days are now and I must start reading so that I will not fail the next paper. ADIOS.

Oct.23rd 5:58pm

Rub My ears and call me sparky, It's snowing. SWEET DEAL. I have awaited this day for such a long time. I love the snow about as much as I love cheese. And I love cheese.

7:40pm

Iam back. I had to do lots of laundry and that took up some time. In fact I still have some in the washing machiene. It is totally snowing like a mad outpouring of crazy snow flakes floating toward the ground and then making the ground all white and fun to slip and slide on the smooth cement and make a complete fool out of myself. It was totally killer. I also threw the first snowball of the year at one Crystal Good. It was fantastik, but it did not escalate into the big and large fight as I wished it would. There was not enough snow on the ground for there to be a huge scale fight, but in the morning there will be some intense snow action and I may have to call out the dog sleighs to carry me 300 meters to the school. (what a wuss), but the winds are cold and the snow is deep. I think that the window will stay open tonight and then I will have a glorious night of sleeping and such. Iam going, later, later, later.

Oct.22nd 10:15pm

BOOM BOOM BOOM. My head feels like a timpini drum at the symphony. I took some drugs (feel like Jimi) and then I fell asleep and wokeup with the same mad pounding in my head. Earlier in the day I wanted to do lots of work tonight and then possibley go "Swinging"(play on little kids park equiptment), but as it turned out my head hurt and I dident want to be a "3rd" wheel. Those who were going swinging were Julie and Devon. I had no desire to either be a third wheel or just wander around while my head hurt some more. So I stayed in and had some pizza and then talked to my aunt and then to a good friend Dave. Other wise this evening has been something mighty boring, but I will be going to bed in about 20 mins so that tomorrow I will not have to feel so bad tomorrow. I think that I will make a section of grad pictures so that people can see how good I looked and good all the ladys looked on that fine evening.

Holy Cow Batman. This Jimi Hendrix (who Iam listening too right now) is quite the guitarist. He is truly one of the greatest. He at times is depressing, but most of time he is not singing, but playing his guitar, which is a Fender Stratocastor, and that makes him not so depressing. Foxy Lady('s) . That is about all. My life is pretty boring, but I will think of more and put some more pictures up. Good night all.

Oct.19th 8:41pm

I feel so used. In the last 23 hours I have done 12 hours of dishes. I feel like I want to cry. But as the old saying goes "Money is Money, and without it you wont be able to buy books for the second semester, and you wont be able to buy any more food for when you get hungry late at night" That sums up my day. I did dishes. I broke down boxes, talked to myself, listened to ACDC on Regina's Rock Station "The Wolf", and smashed a plate into little tiny pieces. I wish that I could have some touching feelings to share, but alas Iam tired and thirsty and will drink some apple juice in order to combat that craving for drink. Until later peace be with you.

To those who complain about dishes, dont complain, doing dishes for 8 hours is quite mind numbing.

Oct.15th 10:46pm

Yep I scored a Touchdown in Football today. It was a great moment as I, a not very athletic male, caught the football in the endzone in order that I may throw the football down to the ground in the happyness that I gained my team 5 points. It was rad. My team went on to win 26-12. It was most gratifiy since the other team had won once before.

Since I spent most of my time in the past hour or two createing a page for you, the reader, too look at I am making this short.

GO and check out ACCESS Retreat at Dallas Valley Ranch Camp It is most steller and it will impress you to the very soul.

Some explanation about yesterdays pictures. The one of the right is the front of the program. It took us good CBC folk by suprise. Initally I was like "What are they promoting here" but then I laughed cause it was funny and then it is all good. The pic on left is the RSO emblem that is also found on the program. Cool.

Good night and sweet dreams.

Oct.14th 6:42pm

Hey Hey Hey. Whats up? Guess what. Iam now a cultured man. I have attendid the Symphony last night.



It was most steller. I will have pictures of it sometime. I even wore my suit with a nice blue shirt that my friend Mike kindly lent to me. It was awesome. The title of the show was "Chillers and Thrillers" so it basically a whole bunch of clasical music that had been in the movies. It was really cool. I enjoyed it alot. But right now Iam really tired and I have not much to write.

Playing for BLAST was killer. It was so rad. I was totally stoked on how God used us as a worship team, and I (with the help of God)nailed an intro to a song that was giving me problems before.

Thats truly about it. Sorry. My life is boring too. I did go to a Roughriders game again today. I cheered for Calgary and got yelled at by the hard core Sask. fans. It ruled.

Elephant Shoe

Oct.12th 3:30pm

Today I get to play for BLAST. Iam truly stoked and scared at the thought of what God may do tonight. It is going to be some intense time. I will update later, If Iam still awake. Some friends of mine are going to get her car tonight. That will take care of the whole car issue, no more piece of trash truck for me anymore. I may drive it though because it is standard.

On the way back from dropping me off in Hicksville Regina, my dad took this picture of the great mountians that I miss soo much. But Iam coming home at christmas so I will see them then. I will fly over them so it will be all good.


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Oct.11th 6:38pm

Holy Cow Batman. What a crazy week. And I cant even explain it all right now cause I have to go Missions meeting. Here is one picture. This is Anna and Carly.


Oct.8th 9:55pm

Note: Read this entry as if you are Braveheart or Mike Myers.

I was doing homework this afternoon (gasp with me) and I was searching for books in the Archibald Foundation Libary when I came across this title of written work by George Orwell.
For those of you who do not know. Echoing Green is a Electronica band. It was truly some fantastic stuff. It brightened my day. I loved it. People came back today so it was less and less boring as the day went on. However, that is not the point of todays entry. The next story is fairly exciting as it got my heart pumping and my blood racing.

My friend Mike and I were sitting wondering what to do and we decided that it was time to start a new tradition. We were going to get some Swanson TV dinners with turkey and have our thanksgiving in our dorm. We called up some girls to see if they wanted to walk to the store with us. They of course couldent resist the combination of the Tim and Mike Machine and so they accepted. We started walking to the store when Mike turns to me and says "I'll bet you 10 bucks that Extra foods is closed" Since Iam at a Bible college and Gambling is not accepted here I refused the bet but in the back of my mind I knew that he was right. We got to the store and found it closed. I was mildly angry, but that was alright, we would find something else to do. We walked back to the CBC Campus and decided to go to BP (Boston Pizza). Since I know how to drive standard I was given the keys to one of the guys on my floor truck. This is the truck from previous entrys. I was scared out of my mind at the thought of driving such a piece of junk. But I obliged the gathering and started to drive. I was scared of stalling, but I stalled once driving to BP. Back to the story I made it safely out of the campus and onto the main drag. People who were driving by were flashing there lights at us as well as flipping the bird. It was quite interesting. I thought that the lights were on low, but they were on high so I turned them off because I could not figure out how to turn the lights down. As I was driving down the road I was doing the speed limit and making sure that I was not breaking any sort of rules at all. We had 6 people in a 1978 Toyota Truck. Now your thinking how did you get that many people in the truck. Well people were sitting in the back. Before you freak out and send me hate mail, it is totally legal to have people sitting in the box of a truck, as long as all the seat belts are used in the truck. All the seat belts were used in the truck. We were just about in the parking lot of BP when I glanced in the rear view mirror. A cop was following me. They turned the lights on and followed me into the parking lot where I parked nicely and turned off the engine. I was pretty scared that we were gonna get busted for people in the back of the truck. The guys got out of the back of the truck and we piled out of the front of the truck. The officer walked toward us and asked me if I had my licence on me. I of course did so I handed it to him along with the registration of the "Truck". He asked me if I knew why they had pulled us over. I answered that I had no Idea and someone else told the police that we thought that it was legal to ride with people in the back and he answered that it was and that wasent the reason. I was thinking about how fast I was going, and I remembered that I had hit 62 when I was driving. I thought that that was a little weird for cops to pull over people for going 2 over the limit. One of the officers went back to the car with my BC licence and the "Trucks" registration. The other officer looked at us and then one of the girls piped up and asked if it was because of the lights. He said yep. We proceeded to show him that we had no idea how to work the lights. He kinda nodded and then I figured out how to change from high to low and flicked the lights a couple of times to make the point that I knew how to do it now. They both went and sat in the car for a moment and then one came back and asked if we knew why we got pulled over. I said yep and he handed back my licence and Registration. He then asked if we knew some people from CBC. Evedently one of the girls had told them that we were from CBC. It helped to know that he had gone to school with a guy from CBC. We told him that we knew this dude and the Cop seemed pleased. They then left and we went into BP. I was emotionally spent for the rest of the time there. We then left and were driving back. CBC is surrounded by slum areas and there is often crime that happens. About 2 blocks from the school when the light went red and we were forced to stop. On the right side of the vehicle there were a row of houses with some people in the front looking like a skirmish was going on. The dudes in the back of the truck told us to shut up. We dident know what happend until we got back and found out that there was some sort of gun shot and then people ran and got into there large dodge truck and took off looking like they were gonna hit us, but then swerved into another lane and then turned. It was just like the movies. The fast vehicle swerving around the helpless piece of trash vehicle. After that we got back safely to CBC and walked the girls back to there dorm (we dident want them to get shot) and then walked back here where Iam now typing this up. Iam spent and I need to go to bed. Good Night and Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Columbus Day. Adious Amigos.

Man I miss The Mountians

Oct.6th 4:28pm

Iam sorry, but there are no pictures today. I could not get to Wal-Mart in order to get the pics develpoed. But I have some school pictures from the directory. (also called the Chicktionary).



Thats all for now. Maybe if Iam bored tonight or tomorrow will I beg for someone to get pictures for me. Adios Amigos. Note: Picture on the left. I have some friends that are not male.

Oct.5th 9:34pm

What a massively fun week, aside from work. Mon - Wed I was at a retreat for all of the ACCESS students from CBC. I should have pictures soon, and I will scan them and put them up here, which will be killer. It was so much fun. It was like 3 days of high school again. Sitting doing nothing but listening sometimes to Prof. Tim Moore. More tomorrow

Oct.1st 12:29am

Sorry its been so long since the last update. It has been a mighty busy time of meeting new people and such. I went to church this morning and was reading tht bulliten, as is custom, and came across:

It was mighty fantastik. As you might of might not know, an El Camino is a Mullet car. Tim Moore, one of my professors used to have a mullet, but he cut it off. Thats beside the point.

Tomorrow I leave for a retreat at Dallas Valley Ranch Camp 20 mins from Regina. Finally getting away from the flatness. Wait a sec, stop the film, isent all of Sask flat. Yeppers. It really sucks. I want mountians and hills and lakes and rivers and all that jazz.

Tonight was one of the funnest so far here in Egypt. Side Note: I have titled my trip home in December "Exodus 2001: From Egypt to The Land of Milk and Mountians". This fine evening we, by we I mean: Mike, Chemo, Amber, Julie, and Big G. We went bowling and then we came back to CBC and decided to get some sweaters on cause it was cold. We went and picked up the girls and added Erin, Crystal, and friend. We then proceed to walk through the most dangerous streets in Regina. It was like a pack of singing creatures from The U of R (or so we told people so that CBC wouldent get in trouble). We got to Tim Hortons (a hangout of the RCMP since there Depot is here) and there was no good donuts left. I had to go with the Blueberry Fritter, and a hot choclate. It was pretty good, but as we were sitting there with the ladys (I dont have a wife yet, but Iam workin on it) and then all of the sudden the workers there started putting out new dounts, I was crushed. I really wanted a Boston Cream, but they dident have any. On the way back home I fell down and did the splits, like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. It was truly fantastik. We walked back to CBC without gettin shot of mugged, and then we saw two cop cars pull up. Apperently some kids had been throwing eggs in the Gym. It would suck to be that kid who got handcuffed and stuck in the car. Then we were chillin on the grass, smoking grass, just kiddin Iam not that kind of guy (i have no money to buy it eather). Then we decided that we were hungry so we went to California subs. I bought nothing cause I have no money, and then watched other people eat. I went to the bank with Julie and just about split my head on the pavement by not seeing a divit in the sidewalk. We drove back to school, and hung out some more and then went back to the dorm, where Iam now writing. It has been a most interesting evening. Iam quite excited about this retreat and hopefully it will be fairly good, without too many guys trying to pick up hot women, aka me. It will be good. Iam lovin it. Anyway thats my life so far. Feel free to mail me and such.
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Regina, Sask.
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I love you all.

Sept.26th 10:09pm

Today was alright. It started out great with a nice long sleep. My floor shut down around 12:00 and I slept from 12:30 until 9. It was one of the better sleeps that i have had since I have been here. Tonight I hope that it will be good as well. Tonight at work I was feeling alright and the evening went off with only one hitch. I broke a plate. I had just taken it off of the rack and I think that it was dirty so I was gonna take it to get stuck through the machiene again when I moved to quickly and clipped an edge and then the plate just dropped. I was scared that my co-worker was gonna blow up and yell, but all she said was "you have to be more careful" and that was it. It was grand. The plate was in about 10 pieces, I wish that it was in more like 50 or so. That would have made it worth while. Its bed time. Night Night.

Sept.24th 6:07pm



This is the ticket from the first CFL game that I have ever attended. My friend Mike got a ticket to the game given to him so we decided to go. We borrowed a guy from our floor's truck. His name is Mitch aka Chemo. It took us 15 stalls in his old Toyota to finally make it to the proximity of Taylor Field(it was a total of around 18 from CBC to Taylor Field and back). That was an adventure in itself. In a big city with a piece of junk truck trying to drive into a busy part of town where there was 19,000 people trying to get into the same place. It turned out that the sections of seat were not connected to each other, so Mike and I had to sit in differnt sections, across the field from each other. The wind was blowing so the air had a chill and the sun was temporarly behind the stadium seating so it was friggin cold. Thats alright though, I can live with that. As it turned out, I was in the wrong section and people were giving me weird stares. Being the big guy that Iam I decided that I could beat up the old guys. I found out later that that would have been a bad Idea. I finally setteled down into a seat that wasent my own and waited for gun to start the game. The game started and I quickly found out that all of the old people around me were haters. By haters I mean they hated everything that dident help their beloved Riders win the game. I secretly cheered for BC as the Riders made a couple good plays and then BC made a couple good plays. It was a fairly even first half and then during the second half the refs were making calls in favor of BC and the angry fans around me were getting up and yelling all kinds of obsenitys at the refs. I was interesting to watch them yell and then settle back in there seats as though they had contributed to society with that remark. I wanted to yell "BC RULES", but I dident want to get stabbed with a sickel, (for that is what they do here, cut wheat). I cheered in my heart and silently hoped that BC might win. On the other hand if the Riders won then Burger King would give out free Whoppers if you bring in your ticket stubs from the game. Alas BC won and I wanted to dance and yell, but I would have gotten shot or something. On the way home I stalled a couple of times but I finally got that hang of the "truck". We got back and relived our victory that day. For Mike is also from BC so we rejoiced together in the winning of our home team. That was the most fun.

Last night there was a thing called "Beggars Feast". A night of worship and such. It was a little bit of alright. I enjoyed it very much, but people, like my roomate Mark, dident enjoy it. I say too bad for them. They are entitled to there point of view, and i thought that it ruled. Anyway that was my weekend in a nutshell. Call me and I will tell you more. Also buy the new POD called Satillete. It rules. Later Monkeys.

Sept.24th 12:16am

Its late so I will write tomorrow. I did go to a riders game today. It ruled.

Sept.22nd 12:10am

The strangest ironic sort of Idea came over me today as I was washing dishes. I have always wanted a stainless steel kitchen. I looked around and there was nothing but stainless steel in the whole kitchen. Wild I though, the least expected place to find out that is what you wanted to work in. (I still hate my job, but Iam finding ways to make the work more bearable for me).

Class today was pretty cool. I had Intro to Bible first and then After lunch I had 20th Century History. That class is killer. The teacher is crazy. He was talking about Gallipoli today and how the soilders had to hide behind pieces of dirt in order to get away from the gun fire of the enememy, (at this point he ducked down behind his lecturn and proceeded to yell about how the soilders had to hide and then pop up and shoot. He continued to yell like he was a solider. It was fairly intense. In the last class with him he repeditly made the sound that "Big Birtha" made. Big Birtha is a gun that the germans developed to combat the french at the frenchs forts. DeBruyn (the profs name) went "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM" (while smacking his fist into the palm of his hand) and then he went "PPPHHHHHHAAATTT" (spitting while making the buzzing noise with his mouth to demonstrate how the Machiene Gun worked as it destroyed the enemy. It was spectacular. He had all of the class awake.

Writing about profs made me think of another one. His name is Tim Moore. His class has become a place where we get quotes to liven our daily lives. Of the couple classes that we have had him, he has done some crazy things. The first class he was realating a story about how he shot a doe in the "ass" (direct quote, to which he replyed "can I say ass in bible school? Oh well I guess I just did, ass" That was the first class. In the classes that followed he has said
"Men are like lightbulbs, you can turn them on and you can turn them off. Women are like crockpots, it takes a while for them to heat up."
Hes quite the racy teacher, but he gets his point across while keeping us awake. Its pretty cool.

And that has been my life for the past couple of days. Oh I will not be comming back for Jr. High youth conference. But I will be back at Christmas. In the meantime, send me packages and letters and money. I love you all.

Sept.20th 9:59pm

I just worked 4.5 hours. After a day of hard learning. I had Gospels and Acts today. Dr.Spillsbury was in top form as he dolled out his dailey ration of harsh verbal cutting down. Some people have the nerve to speak up in his class. They should just keep it shut and listen to what he has to say.


Dr.Spillsbury (I like to call him salsbury, like the steak.)

But I quite enjoy watching the carnage spew as Spillsbury rips apart those who challenge him. At one point he actually got so angered that he told a skater punk "Don't get cocky with me". It was really nice and some other people opened there mouths only to have it stuffed with all the information that you ever wanted to know about what ever. It usually is great fun to watch and mock those who are not so brave. That was the fun for the day, besides the fact that I slept though chapel, and that was refreshing, but I felt bad for the guy who was giving the lecture.

I guess I should go so that I will not fall asleep again tomorrow.

Sept.18th 7:36pm

Wowweee. I just did the worst guitar playing I have done in a long time. My Friend Mike and I went and tryed out for Worship here at Canadian Bible College. I first played a cool calyspo beat on my bass, and then I got my guitar and play a song called Waves of Grace. The Bass part went alright and I felt like it went ok, but when I got my guitar I slaughtered the song so bad that i had to start again and the dude in the audience to me to start again and to start the singing right away. I felt sort of hurt, but I really did a bad job at trying to play the guitar. I usually can play half decient but then I just busted it up harsh. I feel pretty confident that I was alright for bass, but for guitar (there will be no public playing of guitar for Tim this year). Fantastik.

I just realized again that i did not get any scholarship from this school. That really bites. I wish that I spent time on something else than filling out all those forms. Wow that really ticked me off.

Dinner tonight was also a joke. It was rice with some sweet and sour pork stuff that still had the bones in it. It was fairly gross. Then I had a tight stomach cause I was nervous and that dident help the situation very much. I feel really hungry right now, but my floor is haveing an outing with our sister floors tonight so I will get some food then. I will be great. I better go and read the "New Bible Commentary" pg.1-19. I started reading it and it took me 1 hour to read 10 pages. Its pretty dry and the teacher has already gone over it in class. He teaches from 2 books (its annoying). Any way,

Later monkeys.

Sept.18th 3:51pm



I miss the car that I drove at Home.

I have football in 1 hour and then an audition for worship stuff at 6:54. Hopefully that goes well.

Sept.17th 3:54pm

Wowwy I feel kinda sick. Maybe lunch has put a spell on me. I feel in a Jimi Hendrix mood right now, and I am listening to Purple Haze and the American National Antheme. It rules.

Last night I sat around and tryed to read, but then fell asleep. It was not a vey productive day yesterday. (you can tell by yesterdays entry). I went to Earls on saturday night and that was rad. I think they hired waitresses based on good looks. There was a table full of guys that looke like Mafia Dons, is there mafia in Regina? I sure hope not cause they were pretty scary lookin.

To give you an idea of what kind of part of town that I live in, some of my friends and I walked down to the corner store to get some "food" (aka junk) and as we were crossing Lewvan drive, which is known for its bumps, we noticed that there were police lights in the distance. It turns out that at 9:30 in the evening some police had pulled over a Caddi full of drunk people. At 9:30, man these people really have no life what so ever. It distress me that that kind of thing happens so close to here. Oh well I have big guys on my floor to protect me.

Other then seeing cops and bikers and going to a cool baptist church, my life is pretty much just sitting around and trying to read without sleeping. Rock On.

Sept.16th 3:14pm

Hullo. Today is sudnay and I feel find. Church wud fun and I hab fud sigin to da sogns amd lisin to da man prech abot thigs dat ard nice and such. Dis intirnet es nic and fast. Musik is coo and den Ikan listen to da sounds fom the spekers of da compoter. Dats all for now. Later.

Sept.15th 1:58pm


This is a picture of Anna Johnson at work. (Its dosent look like work to me)

Man it has been a long time since I have written. The networking here in dorms has been down a couple times so I have been without net for a while. But Iam back and it has been a fun couple of weeks. Things are looking up. Had I written 1.5 weeks ago I would have had a quite down look at life, but now Iam feeling more at home, which is a good thing.

I did laundry today. That was an adventure. I don't think I have ever done laundry with out my mommy there so that I can ask questions. So it looks like I did it right cause my clothes arnt wrecked or small or anything like that.

Work sucks. I truly don't like it. It would be better if I had a different co-worker. The one that I work with now is a little slow and she gets angry if I find a way to work faster. She likes keeping it the way that shes always done it, even though its way slower. I found many ways to get faster, but she wont let me do them cause she is stuck in her ways. Its getting on my nerves. Last night I dident even get dinner. I was working and I usually sit down around 6:30 to eat after my co-worker goes home, and the head chef dude has food out that I can get. Last night I was working and the head chef left and some other chef woman was there to clean up and at 6:30 all the food was away and I was starving. I finally stoped at 7:30 and drank lots of liquid, that sort of filled me up, then I went to Klein' (a corner store) and got some junk, which was not very good for me. Then we watched Little Giants and my friend Mike and I made fun of it and it made it even funnier.

Thats my life so far.

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Sept.10th 8:40pm

Sept.10th 3:12pm

Hello fare citizens of wherever. I know that I have not written in a long time and that was due to a couple things.
1. Lazyness
2. Working for the summer doesent really leave me with alot of time to due stuff
3. Moving to Regina left me with no phone or computer for about a week. That was a swift kick to the face. Not Net is like No Coffee for The Phinn I guess that Im somewhat of an addict to the whole internet thing. But as of now I will hope fully have fast net with a net work that a guy set up on my floor with which I will be able to write more often on this Fantablous page. Right now Iam writing on my roommates laptop. Its really nice and it is really fast. That is always a good thing when you need net is fast net is always an asset.

School is pretty cool, the profs seem genuine and such, and yet there is still a sense of High school where they dont really have that much respect for you and then they make fun of you and call you freshman. (I guess thats what Iam). We had the Regina Romp on Saturday. Which basically entailed the whole freshman class getting dressed up in old people's clothes trying make ourselves look as close to old people as possible. Then we were driven to the middle of downtown and let out into the world. The upperclassmen made us run around doing ballet or playing leap frog. The intent of the day was to take pictures of all of us in groups of about 20 doing crazy things while running around downtown. It was truly fantastic. My team won with a picture from the 25th floor of the Hotel Sask (or somthing along that line). Then we had a BBQ on the Lawn of Canadian Theological Seminary. I went to First Baptist Church Sunday morning and that was a new, eye opening experiance, but I will leave that for another time. I finally got a phone hooked up today. The PHONE NUMBER IS (306)775-1004. CALL ME SOON. please. OR I may go crazy.

Thats about it catch ya all later.

June.12th 6:08pm

I know that pictures are worth a thousand words so here are a couple to keep you up to date with what my life is like.


May.29th 9:53pm

This is an entry before an entry of great magnitude (hopefully if my life is not mad a crazy like it has been for the past little while). Maybe when I have time I will write a mad long story about what life was like on the weekend past. Mad crazy stuff I tell you. Later dudes.

May.24th 4:44pm

Holy Guacamole Batman. It has been sort of a long time. Well blame it on whom ever you must, but my blame goes right to school. I have never done so much work for so many nazis(aka teachers) in my life. I think that it is their goal to make our lives a living hell right before and after graduation. Oh no I said the word. I guess that it is enevitable that I will be walking down the Isle tomorrow with some small gown made for someone not as broad shouldered as I. But I get to keep that hat and tasle and that made my day. Iam not going to school tomorrow eather. I will be at home sleeping and then cleaning the "Woody"( the family station wagon) so that i might drive it up to the college in order that I may walk down the Isle with the stupid gown on and looking all geeky and moronik. Another thing that I noticed was that I need to live in a colder climate. The weather here is mad crazy warm and it sucks alot for me. But enough of my blabbering for now. E-MAIL ME

Adios fair amigos

Apr.15th 3:20pm

Wowzers dudes. I have not writeen in thee diarry for a very long time. That is something that I wish I had. Time. Time to sit and watch nothing or the sunset of the stars with someone that would be nice. I dont think that I have ever watched the stars for something to do, but alas that is something that I must do. This week, being the end of term, has been huge and mad hectic with stuff to do and history stuff to write and people to see and guitars to play and food to eat. Its all in the process of living I guess. I never thought that it would be this mad crazy before graduation. I always thought that it kinda would be a nice and easy ride with nothing to worry about. Nope. The school is as dedicated at making my life a crazy physco place as it is trying to educated me with some useful knowledge. If only. I learned that my Responce journal had failed for this term in Lit. That is not too cool cause this book counts for 30 or 40% of the term and If I fail this I fail the term. But Milham, being the wonderful teacher she is, let me have this weekend to redo the journal. It is gonna take me all tomorrow to do this but It will be well worth it.

That is my life so far this while in a nut shell. Until next time, eat only good food, it will help you in the long run.

Apr.8th 5:38pm

Guess what chimps Iam really busy. Life is just a whole bunch of mixed up junk. I have no time to even write in here. I am always doing somthing and then something else and then Dr.Seuss comes in and make me happy. His books rule. Were talking about some serious stuff that is really cool and made stuff wild. But now Iam off to find some seuss on the net for English. I love ketchup and fries. Later punks.

Apr.3rd 4:30pm

Zounds Batman I think that we have a live one here. I should be writing for my Memory Book but I have decided to use random words insted. Poof, Zapp, Swoosh, Siz, Zip, Zing, Thwap, Samck, Zock, Sock, Bounce, etc... Well I have come to the conclusion that my spanish teacher is a physco massive leader wanting syndrom person. She kicked someone out of class today for playing with straws, I mean how is that a fedreal offence, but people have gone to jail for less then that so who can compliane. Shes almost a facist leader, in fact I think that she is. Maybe she went to the school for fascist leaders in Spain and then decided to come to Canada to spread Communism. Perhaps she is a Marxest and desires all of her spanish students to grow and embrace Mother Russia like her. Its just not right.

But enough teacher bashing for now. I have stopped tying because nothing is as exciteing as crazy teachers and that is what my entertainment for the day was, crazy teachers. What a phenomenon. It is time to go and look at my e-mail. Adios La Ninas y Los Ninos.

Mar.29th 4:22pm

Wowy I havent written in a long time. Maybe thats cause I was in Regina attending a conference at Canadian Bible College. That whole thing was most excellent and bodatius. It was the greatest fun stuff that has happened in a long while to me. If was pretty fablous. It is a great time of meeting people and hanging out with people you already know. Shouts to the bus crew (thats my little rastafarian tidbit). Well school still sucks and it will forever, forever, forever ever. But next year at CBC will be great. The atmostpher there is a laid back and fun, its as if everyone is just having a great time learning about God and such. Its great. Iam really looking forward to that.

Its pretty cool. RoCk On DuDeS.

Mar.21th 9:48pm

Iam up and I feel pretty good. Today I am going to Mike Trass's house inorder to make whisles. It will be most spectacular. Iam pretty stoked for going to CBC tomorrow. It will be a most spectacular trip. But I most go now and pack my bag. Adios Amigos.

Mar.19th 11:22pm

I love you all. And my house is very boring and scary. I wish that some people would stay over here and keep me company. My parents and Siblings went to Victoria and they left me here alone (interject mad doctor laugh here). It has been only a little while and I wish that my family was back here. It has been most boring but interesting and such even though that is an oxy-moron and that is a big Lit. word. I also bought some Milton. Iam most proud of it and I wish I could share it with all of you. Just like this web site. I feel like I dont have time anymore for doing anything. Its like the forces of life are squishing my skull. Much like that dude on Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon when that dude gets his head cut mad across the head. It was quite the movie with lots of cool Matrix style fighting sceens and such. It ruled most cooly. But I must go and do dishes before heading to bed.

Make Love, Not War in 1984.

Mar.14th 4:36pm

WELL I HATE CHEM EVEN MORE THAN LAST TIME. IAM SO MAD RIGHT NOW THAT I JUST WANT TO FIGHT. THEN I WENT TO ORONGE AND I TRYED TO GET MY SHOES WHICH I HAD SENT BACK TO GET REPARED. NO IT WAS NOT THERE AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR A LONG TIME TO GET MY SHOES. IT IS MAKING ME MAD. OH WELL FOR TODAY IAM GOING TO DO GEOGRAPHY HOMEWORK. LOVE YOU ALL.

Mar.12th 3:33pm

I really hate Chem with a passion. I mean that guy who is supposed to be my teacher keeps on throwing crap at us to the point where I have no Idea if Iam still living or not when I go to his class. But alas I survived another class and there are only 2 more until spring break. Iam so excited for the break. Going to Regina will be most excellent and fun. I only wish that it would be here sooner. And that I did not have to to riduclious amonts of homework before then.

I just finished reading Farenheit 451. A good novel if you like distopian novels. Much like 1984 but not as long and it went right to the point. I also stated reading "A brave new world". Iam pretty stoked with what it is about so far. I love books like that, one that make you think "What If". That just goes to show that people of that age were also very bright. Well off to play some hockey with my brother. Later dudes.

Mar.11th 3:39pm

I really want Beyond the Stars By Ultrabeat. That would be totally cool. If only I had that much money. And that is what I have been doing today. Looking at music on the net. Its great isent it. Nothing interesting is happening in my life latley exept that I have been going to school and then homework. I guess thats alright. It is only one week until Spring break. Later Dudes.

Mar.9th 7:58pm

I feel a little better today. But my nose is still being a dumb kid. It wont stop being annoying. The mucus keeps on flowing and running. I try to blow it all out but it still does'nt feel that great. I wish that there was no school today or anything cause then I could sleep and feel good.

I got the new Paul Baloche CD today. It is most grand. It is very most excellent.

Pizza Is grand as well. But only good pizza is the good stuff. I love it.

Catch ya all later dudes. I love you all.

Mar.8th 5:09pm

I FEEL LIKE A POUND OF SNOT. MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE. I cant even eat properly anymore cause I have to breath through my mouth and then I cant breathe through my nose. It is just a bunch of crap. I wish that it would go away so that I could just feel a little better. It seems that everyone is getting sick, this is not good with spring break just around the corner. That would be most henious if I were to get sick on spring break. Not is it a great time for realxing and such but since Iam going to Regina it would be not cool to have a cold on the bus on the way there. It would also not be cool cause I will be getting 0 sleep while there and that will not help with the cold. I will try and get better. But alas I have a sniviling nose that will not go away.

Iam currently reading Farenheiet 451. A somwhhat similar novel to "1984". It is less of a mad crazy society though. I think that I will do a responce to it and post it here. That would be great. I also think that I will read some stuff that I-Bomb gave me. Some Collage Literature. It should be grand.

Well off to la la land. For a while.

Mar.7th 4:22pm

I feel like such a bum. I need to go and work on stuff for Youth tonight, but what am I doing...Iam on the net. But soon I will be off and playing my guitar. It will be great. I love you all.

Mar.5th 6:49pm

Well, well It has been a long long day. It felt like it would never end. English seemed to drag on and on and on, much like Jane Austen. We were working on 1984 and there was nothing to dicuss about Love exept that Orwell was not really that into explaining his stuff and that we have to dissect the whole thing and then turn it into something that it may not be.

History is calling me to do work.

Adios Amigos.

Mar.3rd 2:03pm

WOW. Iam so tired. I went to the grad party last night, and even though I went home early Im still bushed and wanting to sleep. I have never seen so many people trying to fit into one house. There was easyly 300000 people in the house. Well it felt like that many people. There were people in the kitchen, in the living room watching the Discovery Channel, people outside smoking things, people walking around doing stuff, people sitting in the doorways greeting everyone who came. It was as if I was in a world totally different then my own. Man was it nuts. I don't think that there has been such a gathering of Gr.12's like that yet this year. "Crying" It was so good for us to join as one "End Crying". But other then that it was funny to watch guys being idiots. And I had fun watching ants crawl all over some dude on the Discovery Channel. It was grand.

Today started off early with me awakeing at 6:30 in order to do papers. The sun was out so I did not want to do them but I did it just the same. I wanted to sleep but i had to go to the church for a band practice. That was great. I set a great mood for the rest of the day, even though it was early. Now I should be doing homework or cleaning my room, but I cant get up the initative to go and make myself any smarter then I am. IHCM also hates homework. He wishes that there were no more Chem and that he could just chillin and reading or watching movies. Like last night. Before the Grad party I went to see "Left Behind" and Alas it was sold out. I was hopeing to go and see Kirk Camoren in his not so wonderful screen performance. I would have also been a great movie to review.

I guess I should go and work on some sort of something insted of using valuble internet time. Have a great day.

Mar.1st 10:15pm

Today has been busy. I went to school, and that was dumb, came home, called Mike and then went out with him. We then went to his house and I cooked him and Terry dinner. I was a great. I made Fahijtas with Peppers and onions. I loved it. People who let me into their houses and give me food to cook, and then let me eat are the coolest people in the world. I love making and eating food. It is the greatest. So guys I love you all and now I feel nature calling. It is not the greatest kind of call. I wish that I was full of energy. Nope not today. Later dudes. Bye Raylene.

Feb.28th 5:07pm

Today is short. I gotta go. Showing DIY tonight at youth. Should be steller. Later Tomatos.

Feb.27th 4:16pm

Mad. The world is crazy. And Iam part of it. AAAAAAHHHHHHH. Thats some messed up stuff. And I wish that the world could be a little crazyer. Nope not anymore. I wish that we could all just be normal and do no homework. Which I will be doing all night. It is not too cool. I Hate Chem Man wishes that he did not fail his chem test today. That test was soo hard I just about fell over and had a hemmorage in my brain. The questions that Shrodawg kept on throwing at us were those of a more alien nature. The words dident make any sense and the formulas that I had just learned slipped my mind. The fact that I looked at the sheet and then my brain decided to play a bad trick on me and tell me to forget all that I had learned made me feel really dumb. Its not often that I totally do not remember anything about the test, but I forgot everything. And that means everything. Its too bad that Iam in that class. I feel out classed by everyone there. They all recieve better marks then me and I wonder if I should really be there. Oh well I guess I will stick it out.

I must go and type my Geography stuff. Adios.

Feb.26th 3:33pm

Guess who got out of Rugby....ME. I have to do this geography stuff at 6 so I can't go to Rugby. What a shame. It seems that it is going to take over my life then I will not know what is going on and I will not have any time for other stuff. I feel that church is now becoming a very large part of my life. Thats a good thing. I get to play my bass and at the same time hang out with cool people. Its a great thing to just chill and play music every week. Its grand.

I was in cooking class again to day and guess what I heard...About some dude who this chick got to cuddle with. It made me want to go find myself a monestary and live there(With a girl of course). Then we watched some boring as Jean Cretian movie about Japan and then the chick wouldent shut up. "I took some T3s so Iam a little high right now". Well if your high you dont have to be really loud. AAARRRRGGHGH. Girlfiends, IHCM would like a girlfriend. I think I found another trait that I would like in my future wife. Musical ability. It would be nice for us to be able to sing to each other. But it would also save on date money. Instead of going out for live music, we could just have each other sing a song.

That's all for now. T-Bone has been digging deeper into his self today, but that is alright you need to do that every so often. Later Monkeys.

Feb.25th 2:30pm

I have so much stuff to do and yet it is all do tuesday, but wait was is that I hear? Oh ya I have rugby tomorrow night. Iam in a predicament. I wish that rugby dident start for alot longer. I have homework for Chem and I have a chem test on tuesday. Bazah. That is not cool. I suck at chem.

Dun dun duh da. This IHCM speaking to live form his lab Timbuctoo Africa. His broadcast can be heard all around the world. IHCM is very displeased with the way that school is going for on T-Bone jones. He feels that in order to relise T-Bone of his pain, he must send him to a monestary for 6 months. This is the best thing that you could do for yourself. T-Bone aggries with IHCM. I must get my self to a monestary, thinks T-Bone. I wish that I had a woman to take with me. "NO" yells IHCM, you must travell alone to the monestary or else you will not achieve the full potential of what you can acompish. And with that IHCM was gone. T-Bone was wondering what he should do. Should he go to the monestary or should he stay and deal with the crap this week. Tune in next time for the riviting conclusion.

Feb.23rd 3:47pm

Ha. I hate Chem Man is back. I think that I will abrivate his name IHCM. For the origional name is too long and hard to type and I dont have that much time. I wish that i did though, then I could be free as a bird.

In Lit today we watched more Jane Auesten and the Scent and Scent-you-stink-ability. I was just like some cheezy show on in the middle of the day. Everyone was being stupid and lying to each other and haveing bastard children, out of wedlock, and then saying that you do love her anymore and then being even more of a prick about it. Baah I wish that the movie would have some Kung-Foo stuff. Like the chick who gets screwed over would just whip out some fancy stuff and beat the dudes bum down and then take his wallet and make fun of him. Only I Wish. SOmeday I will make a funky Jackie Chan/Hateing Chaucer/Jane Austen movie. It will have dumb characters and a dumb title and then a sweet sound track so all the monkeys in the world will go and spend money on many CDs. That is how I will make my fortune. And that is all I have to say about that.

SAC (Students Against Chaucer) rules, Churchill was cool because he smoked lots of cigars and thats it. T-Bone is out of words and he is now saying good Bye.

Tomorrow I will be making DIY with Ian and it is going to be extreme. DO not hesitate to give me an e-mailthen maybe I will write you back. Ha Ha Later amigos.

Feb.22nd 4:48pm

Sitting in Cooking Class I wrote this in responce to a girl going all mushy about some guy. This is not directed at anyone of my friends, just people in foods class.

Iam so sick of teenage love crap. I wish that some of the little bibblets would just grow up. "I ware the pants in the relationship". "He gets upset if I open the car door myself". "Its so cute when he gets mad when I try and open my car door". "I could talk for hours about him, hes so ccuuuttee". People should just grow up. Today in foods one of the people in my group was talking about her "boy toy". "I was so scared when I was going to meet his mom. She only gives one chance". "His mom thinks Iam sweet". Baah. Ya I wish that I was infatuated with someone. Ha. That one made I hate Chem Man cringe. I hate Chem Man's life has been reduced to listening to bibblets talk about how nice their boyfriends are. If I was a girl I would be very scared of myself. I really hope that Iam not that way. It's nice to be infatuated with someone for about a day then you just get blinded with your feelings. If your really are ment to be with someone then you will have feelings for them even after you have lost that "Sparkle". The love will be just as strong and full of respect as it was when you started your relationship.

And that has been Philospher I hate Chem Man for today. Please tune in later for more ranting and raving about people who are not to funky as is IMPACT people and I-Bomb and Ray and Sarah.

This is your host signing off. I love you Seattle

Feb.21st 3:33pm

So hows it going I say. Not too bad says my stomach Ferdinand. He is happy right now. I fed him well at lunch hour and he is no longer growling at me to feed him some sort of snack. He wishes thought that we were having Spaghttei for dinner, not shepards pie. I like Shepards pie, just not tonight. Oh well. When Iam living all on my own I will make what ever I want when ever I want, even pasta every night. That would be some sweet stuff man. I really want pasta with some alfredo sauce and some chicken. Iam really hungry now. Ferdinand wants some food, bad.

I was forced to watch Sence and Senseability today in LIT. I have nothing against authors, but it was kinda boring, and yet at the same time the guys knew how to pick up the chicks. One chick said the # of one of Shakespears sonnets then the dude started reciting the sonnnet. I wish that I was that good at Shakespeare. Then to make it worse, Me and Chris got in trouble for mocking the movie. Ms. Milham kept on giving us glares. But when it was finally done I was relieved and then I came home and Here I am with my stomach.

Nothing more to say. But I hope that the grammys are full of good music not crappy stuff. Iam going to Youth then I should have more stories to share. Good Bye and Good Riddence.

Feb.20th 4:45pm

I got this in my e-mail today

I believe in comedy as a humane art
and as a profund craft, despite the
fact it is considered by most academics
as a sort of bastard stepchild of literature,
to be kept in the basement and fed cold cereal.

-Garrison Keillor

It made my day to see that someone enjoyed comedy as much as I do. YA Baby. I have lots of homework to do but I think I will boycott it and not do any. I guess I should get off the computer and read for a while. Iam in the middle of the Prophet by Frank Peretti. I just wish that school was over for spring break and I could have the house to myself and not have to do any work. That would be choice.

If anyone has a scanner they want to lend me, please e-mailand tell me that you want to help a fellow in dire need. That would be splenid. Off to the books I go.

Feb.19th 9:02pm

I will make this brief. I had dinner and then I loked at pictures with Sarah. Then I am doing homework.

Adios Amigos

Feb.18th 5:49pm

Well this weekend has been quite the stuff. I was at home yesterday for a total of 45 mins to have a shower. On Friday night I went to Mandies birthday party at Paul Lake. Then I awoke on saturday morning at about 8:30 and Riley drove Shauna, Nicole, and I into town. I then went home for a brief period. Then off to the church for sledding. We went to Harper Mtn. Tube hill. It was rad, but now My arms hurt somthing mighty fierce. After sledding Terry decided that we should all get together and have a big huge UNO fest at her lovley abode. I agreed. And thus I did not go home, but went to the home of Michelle. We were chillin in her crib for a little while then we went over to Terrys for some crazy, beyond belief, huge, massive UNO fest. It was fun until I had to foolishly plop myself down next to Raylene. It was not foolish to sit next to her because she did not smell like campfire, I did not smell like that either. But as I was allowing my momentium to carry me into the couch I realized that the couch was under the counter with the lip of the counter sticking over the back of the couch. As my body continued its decent into the couch, my cranium plowed full force into the countertop. I felt like I had another concussion, Like last summer, but alas I did not pass out. Raylene did have a good laugh at my expence. Its all good. It just hurt to wash my hair this morning. So as we were playing UNO it seemed that everyone was getting tired of that game so some of the people switched to Twister. *side note: It was Amish Twister, AKA boys and girls were not allowed to mix. And then when everyone was tired of that we played 4 on a couch. Then an animal game. Then I left. Yes I did and I went home and went to bed. I wasent long before I was awakened again by the alarm clock telling me to get up and go to church. I got up went to church, it was really cool, came home had lunch, looked at old yearbooks, had a shower and now Iam writing this.

And T-Bone rejoiced. He has no school tomorrow. And I think that I will buy a Patch Cord. I was surfing the net looking for Worship Music when I came across Paul Balcohe'sWeb site. Go check it out. Its really cool. Well I have used my quota of words for today. Later monkeys. e-mail PLEASE, Help a fellow in distress. What kind of distress, I do not know. It was just a funny thing to write. Catch Ya Later Punks.

Feb.16th 8:08pm

Today is a better day then yesterday or the daybefore that. I got off of school at 1:00 but I left the school at 6:45, due to the needs of yearbook. I was doing a grad survey page. It was one heck of a job. But I got pizza so it was all good. This weekend, hopefully, is gonna be a relaxing jaunt in the forrest of resting. This evening I will be heading off to a "Party" where we will hang and then sleep and then wake up. It will be most cool. I wish that I could be sleeping, but I was awake and I dident want to go back to sleep.

Later dudes

Feb.14th 10:39pm

It has been a not so cool day for I hate Chem man. AKA Timbo or T-Bone. It was a day of much love, and yet as I gaze upon this computer sceen I remember that I got no love. I gave and gave and recieved none in return. Iam not really that disapointed, but at the same time I must hang out in a lounge where couples seem to be oozeing with love for each other. I wish that I could just smack them and then take some of there love and use it for my self. I guess that wont be happening soon though. I thought about a girlfriend and sometimes I wonder if anyone out there actually likes me, I mean people "Like" me, I hear that everyday, "Oh Timbo your my favorite" or "Your the funniest guy I know" or "Timbo you suck". I wish things were less superfiscial and more indepth. I hope you catch what Iam saying. Not to lessen the enjoyment at getting called a moron, or freak, but I wish there was something more. Maybe Iam searching to hard or something. There is one person who Iam interested in, but you can let your little imagination figure that out for yourselves. Why am I writing this, guys never write feelings down. At least I rarely do, or I write it in the form of a story or somthing. You can tell my mood when I wrote the story by what the content is. Like when Chris Buttazoni and I sit in LIT and make fun of Chaucer (SAC[Students Against Chaucer]). Ask me sometime and I will tell you the whole story. I hate Chaucer. He disgusts me. But I have had enough pouring my feelings out for you, and I hope that you feel enlighted into the enigma of T-Bone. I love you all. Love is a Verb.

Happy Valentines Day

Feb.12th 3:36pm

After another non exicteing day at Westsyde Secondary School, I hate Chem man returns to his lair in order to do his perscribed dutys for the night. He must read history, do chem questions and re-read 1984. But before I hate Chem man can do this he looks and sure enough he has mail. He gasps as he looks at the package. "It must be from the mob" he cries, "Who else sends I hate Chem man any mail exept if they want money". But alas as it would seem to brave and cool, I hate Chem man must come to the realization that it is from the hidious Jostens Grad Photo Service. He struggles to open the package to gape at his monstrous hair, and to see if he looks like a phat Baptist preacher (as he did in the non-retakes grad photos). ALLEUIA he cries in a joyus voice. They are ok. None of this phat stuff. I hate Chem man looks at them and rejoices as he realizes that the pics are rad....I hate Chem man will return later...

Feb.9th 7:30pm

Wow I havent written in here in a couple of days. Things here have been a little odd. I feel as if Iam trying to get better from a sickness that is not leaving me alone. Its not the kind where you are flat on you back not wanting to do anything, but a stuffy nose with tired eyes and body type of thing. It gets really annoying. But oh well it will hopefully go away in due time, I will just wait is out.

I just recieved an e-mail telling me about the Band Flood, well the band formaerly known as Flood. Now they are known as Surreal. Visit Surreal and then look and you will se that they are coming to Kamloops on April 21. That is some sweet stuff. I loved hearing Flood play so this is hopefully better.

It will be most excelliant. Catch ya all later.

Feb.5th 3:29pm

I have been driving and it is some sweet action. You guys rule. Sweet deal guys.

Feb.2nd 3:58pm

I GOT MY "N"

and Iam really stoked with that. I can finally drive myself around and not have to bum so many rides anymore. Sweet deal eh?. well hopefully tonight I will be allowed to take the car to the church and then to Murphs party. That would be some sweet stuff. Swift. It would be nice to get off the softy.

This weekend is going to be chillen doing some Histroy reading and then do some writing for Lit. and then play on sunday. Hopefully it will be a great weekend of chilling and writing. That would be great. I was wishing that it would be a nice resting sweet thing. But I guess thats all for now. You all rule.

Sweet action.

Feb.1st 4:04pm

I love Lit. We read Wordsworth today, sweet stuff. I might put some up soon, maybe not. I get tomorrow off so Iam gonna sleep a bit this weekend. But Riley is having a prty tomorrow. So I dont think that I will have that much sleep tomorrow night. Oh well its for the good of my sanity, I need to get out and PARTY.

Well its been a great day and hopefully it will be a great weekend. Later dudes.

Jan.29th 6:05pm

Baaahhhhh. Thats what I felt like doing really really loud in my spanish class today... in fact I did and I got a nasty look from my teacher. Iam now called Teddy Ruxspin by the croonies in Spanish class. It has been fun making fun of my teacher. But I do feel for her. It must be hard comming in the middle of the year and not knowing what to do. But she has only been reviewing over and over stuff that we did a long time ago. It was getting annoying.

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Translation "I dont want to type anymore".

Jan.28th 5:26pm

I have done some work on my reviews section. Go and Check it out.

Yesterday we had the annual spagetti dinner at the church and It went over really well. I was in the kitchen the whole night and I cut my finger twice. I was using my knife that I got for Christmas and It worked amazing. The spagetti dinner consisted of Lazanga, Ceaser Salad, Garlic Bread, and dinner concluded with a brownie topped with ice cream, whipped cream, and choclate sauce.

Catch ya all later. Iam out.

Jan.26th 3:16pm

FINALLY all of my tests are done I have no more mid-terms to do and Iam really stoked fo rthe week end and the fact that I should be going and seeing "Finding Forrester" with a bunch of my friends. Its really nice to be able to not have to worry about tests anymore. The Geography test was alright but the first question on the written part was perplexing. I have to give 7 reasons or Ieads or something about the fact of Mass Wasteing. I tryed but on my 8th answer I had to put "After this test some student s are going to go get mass wasted and then some of them will mass waste there lungs by smoking a cuban." I thought it might get me a bonus mark or somthing like that. I wish that I had a memory of steel and that I could remember all of the stuff that we went over in class, then I would be the king of tests.

Last thursday I handed in my "Hamlet" essay that I worked very hard on, and I go the mark back. A whopping 49/50. It was so grand, but then Christy Avril had to beat me by getting 50/50. Just when you think you rule the class you get beat by someone who is a better writer than you. But I did use Oasis in my Essay and I dont think that anyone else did.

Iam done my creative energys are sapped. Its all that dumb test taking. Later.

Jan.25th 4:50pm

Wow its been a long time since I wrote in here. I guess that Iam always tired and the fact that this is exam week at my school makes things pretty crazy. I have finished my Lit, History, English, Chem exams and I have 1 left, The dreaded Geography. I think that it should be pretty easy, but on the other hand, its 102 multiple choice and 5 short answers worth 36 marks or something like that. Its still crazy.

Had a great time at youth last night. Fun and yet challenging.

Read my guestbook and notice that some wacked out person thought that he/or she for that matter could waltz in and make fun of my friends. Thats a load of something. I hear my mother calling for dinner so I must leave you. I love you all.

Jan.21st 7:16pm

Ya I have no energy. Peace out man.

Jan.20th 3:50pm

Saturday and I feel like a ton of bricks hit me. I woke at 6:40 (to do papers)realizing that I would feel a little bad cause I went to bed late but I dident think that it would in any way be this bad.

I went with my dad to get a key board for the "old Computer" SO i had to go to the auction at the Fronteir Auctions. Theres always great stuff there but people were smoking inside and that was making me feel not cool. Cigarrette smoke is the worst for the lungs. I hate it. Then we went up to Office Depot for the key board, and guess what, no key board. So I looked at some really nice scanners with which I could put more pictures up onto the site, but alas I have no money. But hopefully I will have some in a while. It is almost time to collect for my papers. Adios

Jan.19th 4:57pm

It is finally the weekend. I have so much to do in the way of home work. I have to finish my memory book which is due next wednesday. It is great. I just wish that I could eat some chinese food and then smoke a cigar...wait did I just type that? Then go and watch Finding Forrester.

Later

Jan.16th 4:56pm

I am sssoooo tired of doing stuff. I wish that school would have a sabatical for a couple of weeks so that I could catch up on my sleeping and so that I could make money for collage. Ane so that I can not do so much homework and then I could make this site even better. But alas it does not appear that in the near future there will be any sort of stoppage of school activitys. (Exhale air).

The scottish dude came to Lit class today and he was alright, it sounded alot more like history class than English Liturature class. I think that Milham was not too pleased with Butizoni and I because she kept on giving us the evil glare. But the dude did read some poetry and he sounded alot like Mike Myers in the movie "So I married an axe murdurer". It was pretty funny. Hurrah.

I must go and work on mine english tonight. I hate using days of grace from Milham, but I want to do a really good job on my Hamlet essay as well as on my memory book. Again I plead you for memories for my book. Entry's can be sent to my e-mail. Thank you. Have a nice day.

Jan.15th 10:28pm

Ah ha. Today was a boring day. But Iam looking forward to tomorrows Lit class. We have someone comming in to read Robbie Burns and all he asked for was a bottle of scotch for pay! What a dude. We will see if he is good tomorrow. It looks like it's gonna be another cold night so off to the homework stuff I go. Sign My Guestbook Please.

Also if you have any Ideas for a memory book, that Iam doing for Ms. Milham's english class, e-mail me.

Jan.14th 10:30pm

I should be going to bed right now but I have decided that I will go on the net and write to Jellybean and then write on here. This whole weekend has been a waste for me. I did absolutly no school work on friday or saturday, but I did do some today,(which is a bad thing). I did however have a great time hanging out with Raylene, playing some guitar and watching a flick. So it was not a total waste.

Raylene and I went and took in "Save the Last Dance". It made me want to dance like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever (but to Hip Hop/Rap). I really am starting to like rap alot. It helps me concentrate. Maybe its just the constant bass that is huge or something like that.

I can't believe how cold my feet are. They are like icicales and my hands are cold too. Iam nicknamed the human heater and what am I doing? FREEZING!! I wish I was warm and toasty in my bed. That's it Iam going to bed. Adios Amigos.

Jan.13th 12:41pm

MAN it has been a long time since I have written anything here. My computer has been in the shop for quite some time and I have not been able to write or do anything. Its a little weird how much I depend on computers in order for school and stuff like that. I checked my mail and I had 40 new messages and that was crazy. I also have to download new ICQ so that I can talk to you all. It's splendid.

Later dudes.

Jan.3rd 7:21pm

Wow it has been a stressful day. I needed to get ready for my "N" test. If anyone reads this then you will know that I go for my test tommorow. Only 5 people in the world know this. Mike Trass, My Mom and Dad, and the dude at the ICBC car place that set me up with my 2:30 appointment. I don't know how I will do but lord willing I will pass with flying colors. Mike Trass and I went driving today and he kept on making me shoulder check. I think that if I fail that that will be the cause or changing lanes in an intersection or some dumb thing like that. Iam really scared. I don't want 45 of my hard earned money to go down the drain, althow it could also be seen as a 45 dollar driving lesson and thats pretty good for 1 hour of lesson. Even if I fail it will be a great learning experiance.

And that sums up my day. If you like dance music check out Tastyfresh.

Jan.1st 2001 7:30pm

Hurrah it is now the year of graduation and a great many other things. Things Last night were really cool. Just a lot of friends hanging out welcomeing the new year. It was splendid. I had a wonderful time.

I wonder if anyone actually reads my stuff or if it sits here day after day gatering cyberdust while I express myself through my words. For one of my Memory Book assignments I will hand in my web page. I have enough stuff on here for the whole project. Alright. Time to do some site work. Go visit I-Rods Page and tell him I sent you. Peace man Iam Out.

Dec.29th 9:21pm

I slept today for a long time. It was a sweet deal. Yeah. I also was trying to work on my old computer, and being the computer illeterate guy that I am I can only use the net and type stuff, not add new disk drives and such. On New Years eve I will be spending it at Nicoles house. It looks to be a fine evening of fun and stuff. Iam very exited.

This sunday I do not have to play for church so I get to sit and listen for once. Very sweet. Maybe tomorrow I will get my Headphones that broke on boxing day. They are in at the Sony Store. Smokingly cool.

I went and saw What Women Want last night. I will never look at Mel Gibson the same. He actually said that he was gay in order to not hurt a woman that he slept with. What a huge player dude. It makes me want to go out and have sex with as many girls that I can. But I wont cause that is what marrige is for. Besides all the crap it was a pretty funny movie. I never knew that Mel was a cross dresser eather. He put on panty hose and then hewaxed his legs and so on and so forth. Ya I think I will write a formal review later. So long for now partying people.

Dec.27th 4:06pm

Ha Ha I made cookies today. They were alright but not the most greatest of the kinds that I have made. New Years is almost here and I am gettign very exited and wishing that it would come sooner.

If any one has a scanner they want to lend me so that I can put some more pictures on my site, e-mail me.

Dj Duddy Out

Dec.26th 9:21pm

Iam not in the greatest mood right now. Some people blew me off. I was suposed to go out and watch Gladiator, but some "IDIOTS" decided that they needed some "Personal Time". As if they don't get enough. I havent seen Riley since he got back from Aussie land and his "woman" has seen him probley everyday.

SO I wrote a poem. I found it a rare chance to capture the true emotion of what's going on. I rarely ever write "poetry" so here is a rare sampleing.

I Wonder

Sometimes I wonder why you don't take me seriously.
Is it because I'am so easy going?, I don't have feelings
Or is it because things in your life are more
Important.

People don't own people. I only wish that you saw this.

Most of the time you act cool. Is it just
act or our you really hurt and bleeding
on the inside.

Sirens go off and you seem to stand
Alone. I only wish you would sometimes act
alone.

A phone is a novel device. Using it is
like second nature to you. Reach into
your pocket and grab it. @$#&.

YOu can hear it in my voice. I heard
you ask if I was mad. It's true
I can't stay mad for long but you pushed
too many buttons.

Let it go.

Dec.25th 8:23am

Fa la la la la la la la la. I have to wait 7 min. before I can go upstairs and open my stocking and presents. Hurrah. Catch a wave dude.

Murph is finally back from Australia so the good times are back again. Later dudes.

Dec.22nd 4:21pm

Ya Baby I am finally out of school for the holidays. It feels so good to be out of the hell hole for at least a little while. I got someone else to do my papers so I will be able to slep in tomorrow tomorrow. YA. Rippen it up. Splendid. My site is in need of some freshining up so this christmas season I will hopefully make it a little better. IF you have any idea's or pics or stuff to add to my site then e-mail me.

Later Amigos.

Dec.21st 3:47pm

HA HA I have not written for a couple of days and I have suddenly gone mad. I have not gone mad...but wouldent it be cool if I actually did? I feel on the verge of being insane if i do not leave school really soon. If I do flip out I will be kept in a hospital and then maybe I can go on the net and work on my page. HAAAAZZZAAA thats what I'll do, is go nuts.

It is almost Christmas time and I am starting to get that feeling of great joy in my stomach. It is truley a great feeling of when you know something good is about to happen and then you cannot supress it by eating food, you just have to let it ride. Yee haw. I wish that school would end sooner though. It seems to be dragging out so long. But tomorrow is just some "Lets watch movies" class so I feel relived about the whole sha-bang. I Kinda hope that I will be able to get all my shopping done for the season, I havent even started, and it is a mear 1..2..3..3..3 oh my its only three days away and I have only gotten 1.5 of the 5 I need to get. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH Must go and shop, must go and shop. Derek Sampson was suposed to make me a CD about a year ago. He has not made it yet. Write in my guest book, or e-mail me with your suggestions.

w=W

Until later Adieu.

Dec.18th 8:30pm

I finally finished my Yearbook pages today. Its nice to finally get it done and out of the way. I have a great feeling of acomplishment now and it will be even greater when I get to see the year book in its entirety. Yah. Only a mear 4 days of school until I get out and have some time for myself. Hurrah. Its wonderful day in the neighbourhood. A little of fun wil do some good with you Bert. Who is Bert? I do not know. I got my first present of the Yule Tide Season. Ryan and Shauna got me a mug and a Santa hat. It made my day. Awesome. Anyway Chem Calls and I must answer that call. Adios.

Dec.17th 7:56pm

So whats Up i say to myself, nothings brewing T-Bone just a pot of coffee somewhere. And I wish that I could have chicken wings with plum sauce. I wish I wish. I also wish that there was no school tomorrow or that the xchool world be closed due to a teachers strike. HuUUURAAAAAaa. That would be splendid. My family and I went to get a tree today and I had a great sleep all the way up past batchleor heights. It was splendid. Fabulos. English tomorrow. More Hamlet. AWESOME. Hopefully we will finish the Movie or somthing awesome. I have one question, Did Ophelia kill herself or was she so mad that she just drowned floating in the river. Yes thats it. Maybe more questions tomorrow. Haaazzzzaaaaa.

Dec.16th 12:56pm

Good Afternoon, this is you captian speaking. Please put your tables and chairs in the upright and locked position. We will be landing shortly at a hostile army base in the south of France. If you curently have relitives in Belgium you must eat a pickle with your fingers. If you do not have a piece of gum in your mouth then you do not have to spit it out. This is you captian speaking. Good night.

Dec.15th 5:43pm

AHHAHAHAH the weekend is upon us. It feels good that only 1 week is left before the CHRISTMAS BREAK. yeeeeehaaawww. And another good note, I was asked to play for the christmas eve service at the Best Western hotel. I have been waiting for a whole year to be asked to do this so Iam reallly stoked. It shall be a great service.

I have nothing more to say my life is boring good bye.

Dec.14th 10:16pm

It has been a long and hard day. I just about beat some kid up today at school. The little biblets who are annoying me were holding the door to the freezing weather ouside open and then letting freezign cold air into the school (as if the school needs help being colder) then I was Like "You are wrecking my Feung Sui" the kid looked at me stunned and then I closed the door. The dumb kid opened it again and Warren Bobinski (the provinces leading reciever) went and slammed the door. If I was that Kid i would have pissed my pants at the sight of Bubba hurtling towards me at the speed of light. It is most frightning.

Its time to say Good Night

Buenos Noches

Dec.13th 10:58pm

You know what? I wish that they payed us to go to school. That way I would be rich and then I could buy stuff. And not have to worry about how Iam gonna pay for collage next year. Ya I wish. If it only grew on trees. I should go to bed but I was doing a year book project then I wanted to check my mail then I got stuck on the net. YEEEHAAAWW. Fabulos. I hate it when the words are hard to look at and then you get tired of looking at stuff. It not be cool. Riley is in Australia. Who knows how hes doing. I know that he is probley having a great time tanning on nice beaches and haveing fun making fun of the Aussies aksents or having them make fun of his. I was his campain manager and we won.

I can't believe that the US elections have finally come to an end. Gore has dragged this out long enough and it is finally time to get some one else in there. Clinton did a good job but he looks tired and in some need or real rest. I will sign off now and go to sleep.

La Currchacha. The Cockroach

Dec.11th 8:55pm

WOW what a short weekend. I wish that it could have been a little longer, but alas it was good while it lasted which was not very long. I finally bought some new shoes. I am going all skater now with a fablous pair of Etnies. They are very very comfortable and nice to wear on the feet.

I went to the Christmas play put on by my church and it was pretty good. Their was alot of funny parts where people forgot lines and stuff like that. Old men cannot dance though. I watched this old guy try to dance and he was trying to keep up with the coreography of everyone else but his mind was on singing and that was it. It was humorus to see but he did a great job of singing and stuff so it;s all good.

I better go and write out my christmas list to give to my parents. If you think of anything that I should have e-mail me at duddy_k@hotmail.com or write in the guestbook.

Adios Amigos

Dec.9th 8:07am

Your saying "T-Bone, what are you doing up at that outragous hour". And I say "You would be too if you had to do papers then go to the church then do lots of other things. Yes my life is just a whole bunch of massive going to things stuff.

Riley is leaving for Australia today. He is probley still sleeping in his bed. It would be nice to sleep in for a change. All I do is work and sleep and party. What kind of life is that I need some sleep here and I dont think that I will be getting any soon.

That is all. Go sign my guest book. Faaabbulooouussss.

Dec.7th 10:07pm

I want to go to bed but no I want have to write in my diary. I think that it has become some sort of drug that I have to do or I will crumple up into a little ball and die, like a orcid on a good day.

Microsoft sucks. Bill Gates wont even fix my problem with my browser. I log onto the net and then a little box pops up and tells me that I suck and that I have to change my internet options because it has gone and changed it for itself. The content advisor keeps on thinking that I am looking at bad sites. I dont think that Hotmail is really that *evil* like the *devil* but i guess it is and so I have to change stuff everytime I want to write and make fun of whomever.

With that off my mind I have a sonnet that my best friend Jill sent me. E-mail her and tell her to write me back. E-mail me for her address.

How like a winter hath my absence been
From thee, the pleasure of the fleeting year!
What freezings have I felt, what dark days seen!
What old December's bareness everywhere!
And yet this time removed was summer's time,
The teeming autumn, big with rich increase,
Bearing the wanton burden of the prime,
Like widowed wombs after their lords' decease.
Yet this abundant issue seemed to me
But hope of orphans and unfathered fruit,
For summer and his pleasures wait on thee,
And, thou away, the very birds are mute,
Or if they sing, 'tis with so dull a cheer
That leaves look pale, dreading the winter's near.

It is really nice and since I love Shakespear it means even more to me. I could tell you more but, mine eyes are tired.

Tootles fair maidens and matrons. I bid thee adieu. Adios Amigos, Buenos Noches

Dec.6th 9:48pm

All the homies out there who are cool and full of cool stuff, You rock. I have just recieved some pictures to add to my site thanks to Jen. They will be up hopefully soon. They are spectacular and full of funny items and guys in girls bathrooms. Its wonderfully funny and mabe you will laugh.

If you have not experianced my shoes you shold not. They will make you go nuts. I have been planning to buy some new ones soon but have not had the time nor the money. I have better uses for my cash. I need to purchase my N sometime in the future so I have to set some money aside. My L expired today and I have to go and renew it in order to go driving any more. It's 10 bucks. You say "what is that all"? And I say "Go home you rich people, go and buy it for me, or buy me a cuban and then it all good". I got to go and put some pictures up.

Good Night monkeys and minnies and mickeys.

Dec.5th 8:21pm

Sorry about yesterday. Just had to much on the go. Grade 12 is a massive huge load of homework. I wish that it would end and that I could just chill. You know just chill. Captian Blacks. Rock on.

You know I think that maybe i will submit my site for part of my memory book. Its gotta be worth a couple fo marks. I've worked a long time on this site. Hopefully you can all enjoy this wonderful stuff.

I hate Chem 12 it a tiece of trash. I still dont get it and I try so hard to get it into my brain. Its just so hard to understand the math. I can do stuff to do with history and humanites but not math. I did my Aushwitz presentation today for Ms Rusk. It was really intense. I don't know why it was really tense and full of my hands shaking while trying to make sure that the whole story of my trip. Hard core stuff.

Later dudes and people who are cool.

Dec.3rd 8:53pm

I just thought of a poem I wrote that could be put in here for someone.

Once love so fair agreed to meet
On earth's finger; To rue the day
That summer did; and suddenly stop
And remember times; Past long ago

Dec.3rd 8:25pm

I tryed to get some pictures from Jen, but I have not been able to get them. When I do I will post the pictures and then you can all bask in the aura of Me and others. They are spectacular and full of pictures of me sleeping and eating food. It rules. Kudos to jen for scanning them(even thought they are not on the net yet). Ye haw.

I wish that I had a scanner. Any one want to give me one? That would be splendid. Or you could just donate your time and let me scan stuff on your computer then I could burn the pics onto a CD. That would be fabulos.

Once again I am tired and almost going to bed but I need some food in order to tide me over for the evening and mabye give me some cool dreams. Sweet Deal.

Dec.2nd 7:46pm

I finally bought some new music. It has been about a week since I got some new music but Oh well and I still need more to round out my collection. I looked all day for a new pair of jeans but who has my size? NO ONE. I was disapointed and thought "this is as bad as discrimation. Haveing no sizes that fit you in stores that have so many jeans. FOO." FOOOOOOOy I say and that is that. Going to a party in about 30 mins. Should be splendid. Writing in here is fun. It relives my tension. Rock On.

Dec.2nd 8:25am

I finally have seen The Westsyde Whundas play basketball. They are pretty good. I went and partook of a game last night at Kam High. Pitt Meadows got beat by the Huge Whundas. But even thought the 6'10" wonder Matt Feeny got shut down by some punk who thought he owned the world, he also busted his glasses and that is not cool. I wanted to go and tell the guy who hit Feeny to go and buy a pair of glasses. They are really expensive.

I also went and saw Unbreakable. Samuel L. Jackson is a great actor. I will put a review up soon (I hope). and mabye I will update my reviews page. Who knows if I whill have time to. Iam going shopping today with Nicole and Riley and Jo-anna. Hopefully to get some new music and some jeans. It will be splendid. Go Spend money on music then play it and listen to it lots then listen to it more.

Nov.30th 10:19pm

I just got home from my Food Safe Test and clinic stuff. I got a whopping 94% on the test. It was soo easy and full of easy answers. It was like writing a test you had already written. Cooking class was even funner. I got 10/10 on my baby Quiches. They were great but then somebody named Christy stole my very last quiche and that makes me angry. They were so good I wanted to gobble them all up in a second.

I better go and revive my sprits for the day to come. Go check out the Jars of Clay website.

Timmy out

Nov.29th 11:56pm

YOu know what? I had a whole whitty entry today and then my computer went and lost it. Pretty dumb eh. So anyways life is good. I just went to youth and it was splendid. Then I came and have been working on a madlib thingy for year book and its getting to me. THe words are starting to look sort of weird.

I stepped out of Scotts van and what do I smell? Canabis, weed, tolker, someone packed a fat bowl, sparked a joint, bonged some grass, cut some mary jane, wrapped a fat joint, smoked the ganja. Its nuts. I think that it was from a truck that just passed by my house. They do that every so often. Go and blaze a joint then come and drive by my house so that I can get stoned with them. Right and my name is Joe Mema. I wonder if you get imune to weed after a while? Do you one day wake up and suddenly can't get high? I never want to find out.

Gotta go to bed like a good little boy catch ya all later and don't forget to buy me lots of CDs.
By the way if you go by "J" and you call me "T", please write me or something.

DJ Duddy Out

Nov.28th 8:15pm

Sonnet

When life is gone and you know not how or
Why or where, you ask yourself why is it
That life, it seems, is just a big ol bore.
Like leaves falling from trees as if to sit
Upon the ground to rue the winter day.
Snow, like mist falls, and wipes the slate clean, but
Once again you dirty it, like a coat
Worn through the pounding rain, and in puddles.
You try and try to make it clean again
But even tide is to weak for the scum.
Your eyes drift to upwards toward the heavens.
You think and you think and then the thoughts come,
There is a God, I know this for certain
He washes life and raises the curtain.

A little sonnet for you to digest.

Nov.27th 8:45pm

This is my birthday and I am starting to write in my diary. I need a place to let out my feelings and to tell you people what is going n in my life. (it will also hopefully boost my ratings) and propell me to internet masterdom.

I went to Kelly O' Brians for dinner and I will soon put a rating in my ratings ratings page. It's been a great day and Iam truely amazed at the number of friends that ame out to dinner with me. Thanx guys. Dinner was spendid. Muy Mucho Grande. It was fablous. I can still feel it roaming around in my stomach like a frog trying to find a fly that is flying around like a butterfly.

If you are reading this right now and know of someone that is in need of some pointless reading, send them to my site. And then sign my guest book. Also go to mullets galore right now and laugh at all the people with odd hair.




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