Alyssa's Dedications

I dedicate the following to Alyssa:

• Our Santa Clause(ho-ho)rings
• Being Dorks with Miss A.
• Our Root Beer Float chapstick
• Ghetto Booty Sisters 4-ever!
• *N Suck (I mean, *N Sync)
• "Come Original"
• "Baby, Got Back"
• "Boom, I Got Your Boyfriend" X-rated version!!!
• Justin Timberlake (I think he's yucky! But, you think he's yummy!)
• Pop tabs
• "Little Black Backpack"
• My Orgy notebook
• "The Haunting"
• Cheerleading
• "Bicentennial Man"
• "Hanging Up" and the pix taken at that movie (my booby pix-the movie bites!!!)
• Booby Queers (our "masterpieces" in my magazine)
• Eating KFC at midnite
• Watching "Billy Madison" every time we stay at each other's houses

I've known Alyssa since we were little kids. We just re-met this year at the seventh grade's cheerleading try-outs. Then, we became friends again. She made cheerleading, so I was stuck with her. We are cool dorks, and even our cheerleading coach, Miss A., is a dork, too. ALYSSA-I'm glad we met again, and I'm glad we became friends again. You will always be my Ghetto Booty Sister!! "I like big butts, and I cannot lie!!!" Stay dorky!!!!!!!!