Polish is a Slavic language, something of a combination between Russian and German.

The Polish alphabet consists of exactly 32 letters.

There is no Q, V, or X in the Polish alphabet, so if someone tells you a word is written with one of these letters, THEY'RE FULL OF SHIT!

The Polish alphabet is as follows (the letter, followed by the pronunciation)

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 Pronounced "ah", as the a in "father"

 Pronounced "ahn", as the word "on"

 Pronounced "b", as the b in "baby" (if a word ends in b, it is pronounced something like a p)

 Pronounced "ts", as the ts in "cats"

 Pronounced as a soft "ch", no English equivalent

 Pronounced "d", as the d in "dog" (if a word ends in d, it is pronounced as a t)

 Pronounced "eh", as the e in "get"

 Pronounced "ehn", as the en in ten

 Pronounced "f", as the f in "FUCK!"

 Pronounced "g", as the g in "go" (if a word ends in g, it is pronounced something like a k)

 Pronounced "h", as the h in "had"

 Pronounced "ee", as the i in "magazine"

 Pronounced "y", as the y in "yes"

 Pronounced "k", as the k in "kitten"

 Pronounced "l", as the l in "live"

 Pronounced "w", like the w in "will"

 Pronounced "m", as the m in "mother"

 Pronounced "n", as the n in "no"

 Pronounced "ny", as the ni in "onion"

 Pronounced "oh", as the o in "or"

 Pronounced "oo", as the oo in "loot"

 Pronounced "p", as the p in "past"

 Pronounced "rr", roll your r because there is no English equivalent

 Pronounced "s", like the s in "soft"

 Pronounced like a soft "sh" sound, no real English equivalent

 Pronounced "t", as the t in "tiger"

 Pronounced "oo", as the oo in "boot"

 Pronounced "v", like the v in "vacation" (if a word ends with w, it is pronounced as an f)

 Pronounced "ih", as the i in "if"

 Pronounced "z", as the z in "zipper"

 Pronounced as a soft "zh", as the s in "measure"

 Pronounced as a hard "zh", no real English equivalent

There are also a few diphthongs in the language you should be aware of:

ch - Pronounced "h", as the h in "horse"

cz - Pronounced "ch" as the ch in "church"

dz - Pronounced "dz", as putting together the d and z in "bad zap"

dz - Pronounced "j", as the j in "jump" (ONLY if it is followed by an "i")

rz - Pronounced "zh", as the s in "treasure" (yes folks, it is pronounced Zhezneek, so YOU ALL GOT IT WRONG!)

sz - Pronounced "sh", as the s in "sugar"

szcz - Pronounced as a combination of the sz and cz dipthongs. (So, David's last name is pronounced Pishchek)

Every word will be listed like this:

The first is the word. The second is the pronunciation. The third is what it means in English. Got it? Good. Here we go:

Great! Now, we advise you use this to your advantage: cuss out some people you hate, have fun! Just please don't abuse it that much.

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