2-18-2006
Just a quick update to let you all know that the Ass
Puppets are full on ready to play out. We have 3 shows
lined up right now. :( Need more... So start callin',
or emailin', or scream out yer kitchen fuckin' window
to get us to play.
Catch our first shows featuring Stymebag!!!
Cheers. (south Bend, IN) April 22nd
Ten Bells. (Grand Rapids, MI) May 5th
Tops and Tails. (Peoria, IL) May 20th
For more info, check out our MySpace page.
www.myspace.com/asspuppets
11/28/05
1-29-06
Good news!!!!
The search for a new guitar player is now over! After
many months of searching over our little area of Hell,
we've uncovered a Bastard like no other to fit into
the shoes of Rash Tunabeard, that big lovable viking
lookin buttnoid!
"Stymebag", or Styme "the dragon slayer" Steamnuggets
is the new guy who will be handling most of rythm the
guitar duties while Loaf has decided to take over the
lead guitar duties. So everyone needs to go sign the
guestbook NOW and say hello to "Stymebag", or visit
our myspace page and leave a comment.
www.myspace.com/asspuppets
Follow this link to go to the first ever Stymebag
interview on our MySpace page.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=9965777&blogID=81547221&MyToken=08e2a147-b1c3-4792-9153-a8d58bdf3e52
Our first show of 2006 with our new guitar player,
Stymebag, has been booked.
March 17th at Cheers Lounge in Roseland. $5. 21 and up
with ID.
Be there and say to the new guy!!!!!
While you're on our MySpace page, add us!! You can
Download some tunes off of the Demonfart Album too!
There are also Photos of our sexy asses!
www.myspace.com/asspuppets
Check out this drum interview Boobs did for The Rythm
Foundation Site. Scroll down till you see "Ass
Puppets". Also listed on this site is Sean Sult of
Rock City Morgue (formerly of White Zombie!)
http://www.freewebs.com/therhythmfoundation/interviewsbyang.htm
I'd also like to add that our female fans have been a
bit selfish and a lil too conservative. We need to see
your TITS in order to play better! what would get our
adrenaline pumping harder then that??? So from now on
get yer asses (no matter what size) up to the stage
and bare the boobies, and make sure Boobs (our
drummer) can see em too since he's way back there
behind that massive drumkit with the lights in his
eyes. I imagine it gets pretty boring lookin at the
back of Boogerpies fat head on stage.
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