"The Call" - What they're really thinking in the video...

"The Call"...It cracks me up when...(I'm listing it scene by scene...so it might be funnier if u print it out and watch the video while reading it..)

• The cat - Kev wanted to show off HIS cat because he was tired of Tyke gettin all the attention.

• That girl does not match the voice - Forreal, it sounds like the voice of an 11 year old girl.

• Oh she looks so concerned.

• A crisis! She can't hear AJ on the phone and the cat is worried about its Meow Mix.

• Yes. You have to zoom in the phone and actually show the words "low battery" and then a picture with a battery running out, and then a crossed out battery because we cannot comprehend what AJ means by "I think my battery must be low." Wait - wasn't AJ supposed to be lying about his battery or somethin? Isn't that an essential part of the song?? That he's lying?!?

• Cool gloves AJ.

• Too bad all the girls are dancin with girls and all the guys are just standing there. They're not even dancin, just bobbin their heads, what kind of a club is this?

• How are they driving if there's no one in the driver's seat of the taxi cab? Magic?

• What girl would run away while making out with a Backstreet Boy? Psh - freak.

• I know!! The whole video is the guys and that girl playin tag!

• AJ running through that tunnel - "Help!! There'a no one in these damn cars! Help! I need someone to tag!"

• AJ looks over ledge - "Hmm, there might be some people down there."

• Whoosh! He's Brian! Magic!

• Bri jumps down and thinks, "Yeah man! I'm a good jumper!"

• Bri looks in the window with food. "Oh IHOP!! Hmm, that looks good! I think I might get that next time! Oh! Are those orange slices?!?!

• "Wasn't my only one..." *Bri looking around, up and down* Nope, she's not stickin to the ceiling.

• "And it eats me from inside..." Bri looks at billboard with him and AJ crossed out. "What the hell, what kind of a sick crazy person...Owwww!!! Oh my goodness, God is punishing me! I should not have said hell! OW, OW, OW...Shit I said it again! Damn it! Oh no! I'm sorry, please don't throw sin rocks at me from heaven! Argh, this hurts so much that I'm going to try to push this shopping cart over."

• *Bri Looks at the mysteriously rolling shopping cart* "Well, there's prunes in the cart...ok...Nick where are you hiding??"

• *Lights start blinkin* Bri thinks "He has to stop blinking the lights sooner or later; He's afraid of the dark."

• Bri - "I SEE SOMEONE! I DON'T WANT TO BE IT ANYMORE! run - run - faster, I need to tag them! No they're getting away! Arghhhhhhhh (Brians's mad) I hate baked beans! Take That! (and Bri runs into them) I don't care!

• Bri runs toward the back doors - "Where's the bathroom, I gotta go."

• Whoosh, Nicks outside. "Phew that was close, Brian almost caught me...I can't believe the lights wouldn't go back on *Shudders*

• Nick - "Ohhhh...What's this? What does this do? *Picks up skull keys thing*

• Nick presses the button, the car goes on..."Cool!! Yay! I've got a new toy!"

• *Nick in car* Looks at mirrors even though noone's behind him and pretends he's in a NASCAR race. Then ya hear him go "Vroom Vroom" Too bad he's goin 25 miles per hour.

• *Nick walks into hotel* "Ohhh..I wonder if this place is haunted...Where's that bellboy at?"

• *Nick running down hall to Howie's room* "Ohh, someone left a snicker bar on that table. No Nick, remember what Kevin said...poison poison poison.."

• "Hahaha! I'm gonna bang really hard on Howie's door to piss him off."

• *Nick at Howie's door* "Hahahaha, I'm gonna act like somethings wrong." *Talks to Howie and points out door* "There's an unattended snickers bar out there!"

• Howie - "Calm down, where?"

• Nick - "Out there! On that table in the other room!"

• Howie's takin too long, I'm bored. Hmm...Ohhh a sink! *Nick Puts water up to his face and makes like he's blowing bubbles underwater.*

• Howie - "Yo, come on. Let's go." (Now that I've got my cool leather jacket on...)

• *Nick and Howie walking down hall.* Nick looks at maid and thinks, "She looks a lot like my sister"...Howie thinks, "No way Nick could recognize her. I wasn't sleeping with her and she's not his sister."

• *Walking past room* Nick whispers to Howie "That's where the Snickers bar is"...Howie whispers back, "Someones in there, we can't take it." Nick lets out a lil cry. Howie pats him on the back to comfort him.

• *Nick and Howie in Lobby* Nick thinks "Hmm, I wonder which one of these people I should off my trick Salmon tasting bubble gum to." Howie looks back and thinks, "I think I left my pair of matching leather boots in the room."

• *Real Howie at counter* Thinks, "Yay! I've got my hot chocolate...and they gave me a discount because they said I look like Jesus!"

• *Howie and Nick in car* Howie looks at Nick and thinks, "He did somethin to my leather boots didn't he.."

• *Nick in passanger seat of car* "La dee da. I'm so bored. What's this?" *Nick adjusts the mirror which nearly falls off*

• *Nick sees girl in mirror* "What the hell? How come Howie didn't tell me he was a girl?!"

• *Howie looks at Nick and jumps out of the car* He says,"This is for my leather boots!"

• *Nick looks back at Howie on the road* "Whoa, cool, all for a pair of leather boots that I sunk in his hotel room bath tub..I wonder how he found out."

• *Howie/girl takes off mask* He/she thinks "Ha, the real Howie will find the leather boots." *Mask is off* "Look at my beatiful hair."

• *Nick jumps into driver's seat* "Wow! 100 mph! This would be cool if there wasn't a huge cement wall in front of me.."

• *Nick puts his hands over his head as he's crashing into cement wall* "MOMMY!"

• Kevin - "Whoa...DAMN YOU NICK! Why do you always transform into me when bad things are happening?!"

• "Now where'd my little pine tree freshener go? Great, Nick took it for his shoes again I bet."

• *Gets out of car and looks at wall* "Hm..Oh..1..2..3..4..5..5 X's..I can't quite see what's behind them...wonder what it is....oops...must...go...to...tag...the...girl..."

• WHoosh! Let's do this Matrix style!

• *Running up stairs, stops* Kev says "I see you!" *Runs again, stops* "I still see you!" *runs* "Haha..there you are!"

• "Whoa she's gettin more Matrix style on me with these windows. Looks like I'm gonna have to use that Tye Kwan Doe Meditation I learned while praising that pineapple to get across."

• "Ow, geez, she couldn't clean up the glass for me?"

• "Hmm..there's writing on the wall, I think she's trying to tell me somethin..Nah, she's just a poor sport because she lost tag last time...Wait a minute...I WAS Nick before..."

• *Kev stops running ands standin in front of girls* "Oh...Whoa...Look at that..."

• All the girls who ever played tag with the boys and lost to them are in front of them for revenge.

• AJ - "Doggonit, these are a new pair of sunglasses, they're not supposed to recognize me...at all."
  Bri - "I think I've sinned...Oh how I wish that I had just stayed at home and eaten my macaroni and cheese..
  Nick - "Snickers Bar..."
  Howie - "Ohh, a party, I hope they like my leather jacket. I hope they notice it...maybe they'll think I'm a tough guy and stuff like that."
  Kev - "Oh great pineapple Lord, please help me get out of this mess. I don't really care if you help my friends or not, but if you help me, I shall never lay eyes on another fruit again."
  

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