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Brian's thinking: "Man, why couldn't he just given me a corn dog or somethin."
Earlier That Day
AJ-Anything you can do, I can do better, I can do anything better than you...
Bri-No you can't!
AJ-Yes I can!
Bri-Man I love this commercial!
AJ-I know and the song is soooo true.
Bri-And what do ya mean by that?
AJ-Come on dude, anything you can do, IIIII can do better.
Bri-Ha....no way man.
AJ-Wanna make a bet?
Bri-Naw...I don't needa bet..This is ridculous!
AJ-Come on man, what are ya scared of? Kev's not here....The let's all be fair equal and nice as long as you don't touch my hair dude isn't here....
Bri-True True...but I dunno....bets aren't really my thing
AJ-Aw don't worry man, Nick isn't here to screw anything up.
Bri-Veryyy true...Ok, so what do you wanna bet on?
AJ-Hmmmm...I was thinkin that..
Bri-That we can see who can make their dogs do the most tricks!!!!!!!!!! That's a good one!!!!!!!
AJ-Um...No.
Bri-Aw but why not?
AJ-One, I don't got my dog with me. B, Tyke is practically human. Three, Man it's just dumb. And E, you taught tyke how to sing BSB songs in a Kentucky accent and I really don't wanna see what else ya did to him.
Bri frowns and looks to the floor.
AJ-Sighs. But how you taught the Tykester to whip out a pair of shades everytime he saw me was pretty cool...and it was pretty convienient of you to teach him to attack everytime he saw britney spears.
Bri-Blushes and smiles. Yeah well...shucks....Leighanne kinda taught him the latter anyways...
AJ-Heh...well...anyways...I was thinkin more On the notes of a game of pool since we got a pool table right here in front of us.
Bri-shrugs. Alrighty then...doin his best Jim Carry impersonation.
AJ-Alright bro...lookin a bit disturbed I was thinkin I'm stripes, your solids. Whoever gets all their balls in the pockets first wins. And whoever loses, has to do whatever the winner tells em to do.
Bri-Yeah yeah, whatever...hurry up dude, I'm hungry, And I gotta feed my Tyke!
So The Boys start the game. Aj goes first. And too bad, Brian never even gets a chance to play...AJ gets all his stripes in while breakin it. Brian looks excited not knowing that he lost and gets ready to hit one of the solids. AJ is smilin until he sees brian aiming the ball right into his stomache.
AJ-MAN!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?
Bri-shhhhhh...I'm concentrating... Says Brian not even taking his eyes off of the ball with oneeye closed and his tongue hanging out of the right side of his mouth. Oddly enough, Tyke's tongue is the same way...
AJ-What?!?! First of all, your holdin the stick backwards. And aiming that way, the ball's gonna go right into my stomache! And fifth of all, I already won!!! AJ grabs the stick outta Bri's hand. Freak...
Bri- It's over? But I didn't even get to prove you wrong...wait a minute....this wasn't even fair from the beginning. I've never played pool before!!!! Tyke!! Help me out here man!
Tyke walks away towards the kitchen which reminds brian of his hunger.
AJ-Tyke can't talk right now man...he's hungry... HAHAHAHAHA...what should I make you do now...
Bri-Please don't make me do anything against my religion. You know how cranky I get when I sin. And make it quick...I'm hungry..
AJ- A smirk comes across AJ's face. Alright man, I'll let you eat.
Bri-Ah Thanks man, ya know Tyke doesn't like eatin by himself anyways.. he says while walkin towards the kitchen.
AJ- Hey Rok.. Bri turns around. Why don't you eat right here?
Brian looks confused
AJ- It's time to pay off the bet man....I want ya to eat this pool table, and buy me a new one.
Brian gets a terrified look on his face and starts to run away but AJ catches him and drags him towards the pool table
AJ- Aw come on man. It's not a sin and it won't affect your singing voice, beleive me. Besides, look at this way, you'll probably end up in the Guiness Book of world records. Now I hope your realllyyy hungry. I'll watch ya while I have my quarter pounder with cheese and an ice tea with no lemon.
Bri- Well I guess if I didn't do it, I would be breaking a bet/promise, and that would belike lying, and that would pretty much be sinning so...ok. Besides, I wanna show good sportmanship in front of Tyke in case he looses at the annual doggy "look what I can do" convention. But he won't lose, I'm just settin an example that's all.
Brian looks around the table and decides to jus start chompin down. He opens his mouth and gives one more ALLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN before he takes his first bite
AJ- Heh...wonder what Leighanne's gonna do to me now that she finds her couch, big screen and pool table gone.
THE END