*Present*
*First Picture*
AJ: Got my Bra...check. Cuz every woman, uh man, needs support. Now how does this thing work?
*Second Picture*
AJ: mmmhmmm...I got a betta figure than you gurl, and much betta style...and you know it!
*Earlier That Day....*
Kevin: Agh..Another deal...gone! You...guys...We're literally...losing...our..
Nick: Brains?!?
Kevin: *His face gets all red because Nick interrupted* No, you....dumbass, where...did you get that *pauses for a minute but doesn't take his eyes off of Nick* from? *He snaps at Nick, squints his eyes, and points his finger at him*
Nick: *Shrugs* I don't know, that's what you always say to me...*walks away...or skips*
*All the guys look after Nick...Kev is still peering at where Nick was last in sight when the guys turn their attention back to him*
Howie: What were you saying Kev? What kinda stuff are we losing? Before Nick said brains, what were you going to say? Sorry that he interrupted by the way, but continue.
Kevin: *Slowly turns his head to face towards the guys and stands up* I was going to say......millions. We're....losing....our..
*In far distance you hear Nick yell "BRAINS!!" then laugh like a hyena and his voice fades even more*
Kev: MILLIONS!!!!!! WE'RE PRACTICALLY BANKRUPT BECAUSE OF......THAT SENATOR GUY...WHO TOOK AWAY....SALARIES...TO EVERYONE IN THE....SINGING...BUSINESS...JUST BECAUSE... HE DIDN'T LIKE...ME. *Walks slowly up to the tour bus window and puts his hand in his pockets* I could've helped him. He could've helped...me. We both could've learned something...from each...other. *Keeps talking and talking and lecturing to the guys and doesn't even notice the bus has stopped and that the guys were walking towards the hotel already*
Brian: *As walking towards the hotel with AJ and Howie (and Nick skipping ahead) he looks down and says* What are we gonna do guys? I hardly have anything to support my wife...she's practically paying for everything. It's so ungentelmanly of me.
Howie: Don't worry Bri, we'll figure some stuff out. We can start our own business or something like that. Like a teddy bear business like I have already, the purple ones, remember? and stuff like that. We'll be ok.
*AJ's been particulary quiet throughout all of this and Brian's looking at him suspiciously*
Bri: What about you AJ? How're you handling this? My Tyke is sad, how are your dogs?
AJ: Oh, they're fine. *He says as they're walking up to the door. He looks down and kicks a snicker's bar wrapper to the side*
Howie: Oh my. *He chases after the wrapper, catches it, and smiles in satisfaction. He drops it into the garbage can right next to him, smiling the biggest old smile you'd ever seen. The wrapper misses the can and blows away, but he doesn't seem to notice because he's still smiling at the guys* People should never litter. Now come on, lets go get our room and stuff.
*Brian and AJ look at each other and shake their heads and walk in after Howie only to find him shocked and about to cry*
Nick: Laadeedaa...*He sings as he eats his snicker bars and throws the wrappers on the ground. The whole lobby floor is covered in them, no one else seems to notice. Nick is just eating them, skipping around, and singing, waiting for the guys to sign them in because he never learned how*
*Bri and AJ gently push Howie to the desk, get the keys to their room, and push him into the elevator with his hands still over his mouth and eyes open wide. Nick scurries onto the elevator smiling with chocolate all over his teeth and face, he throws the last wrapper out the elevator door just as it closes*
Nick: *He runs his green sleeve over his mouth and sighs in satisfaction* Ahhhh...That was refreshing. *He pulls his backpack to the front of him (so it looks like he's pregnant) and scrambles around in the wrappers* Hey! Who took all my snicker bars??! *His face scrunches up like he is very confused and the elevator door opens*
*The boys walk to their hotel room which they have to share because of their low budget. They walk in and find only two beds, one tiny bathroom, and a window facing the parking lot*
AJ: *Throws his backpack on the bed near the window* Shot gun. *Walks over to window and looks out. In a distance, he sees Kevin looking out their bus window and seems to still be talking. AJ shakes his head and turns around to face the rest of the guys*
Nick: Humph!!! *Out of frusturation of only finding empty wrappers in his backpack, he throws his backpack down on AJ's bed and sits on the bed to sulk*
Howie: *He comes out of his shock and looks at Nick in a concerned way* Nick, I'm very dissapointed in you for littering like that and stuff. But I forgive you and stuff like that. And don't worry about your snickers bars, we'll find more and other stuff.
Nick: *Nick sighs heavily and his mouth twitches and he mutters* Thanks Howie.
AJ: *AJ whatches on with a disgusted look on his face* Damn, you two are freaky. Anyways...I gotta go, I'll see ya'll later. *He grabs the backpack off the bed and walks briskly towards the door*
Bri: But where are you going?!?!
*AJ's already out the door, he didn't even respond to Bri Bri*
Bri: *Plops onto bed next to Nick, and Howie plops down on the other side facing them. Bri sighs* Sigh, Where does AJ go every night? And he always takes that same backpack with him. *Scratches head, and finds part of s snickers wrapper in his hair and throws it on the floor*
Howie: *Not paying attention to Brian, comfortingly pats Nick on the shoulder* Hey Nick, come on, maybe we can find one more, let's try looking in the bag again...ok?
Nick: Sighhhhh...oook *Picks up backpack and unzippers it. His eyes widen and he pulls out a size 34 B white bra*
*Howie and Brian look at the thing with curiosity and disbelief*
Kev: *Storms through door* Where the hell did........WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NICK!??! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!?! WHERE DID YOU.....GET THAT...FROM?!!? *Runs towards Nick and grabs the bra* What is this?!?!
Nick: I don't know where that came from, I swear! ALEGBRA?!?!?!!? *He stands up and holds up his hands gesturing he's not guilty*
Kev: Yeah, well we'll see about that!! *Jumps at Nick and starts to choke him with the bra* How do you like that huh?! Taking advantage of little 15 year old girls and jumping thier....
*Censor*
Howie: Oh my...*Gently places his hands over his ears*
Bri: Whoa, whoa cous...wait a minute. *Is looking in bag and scrounging around it* This really isn't Frack's bag. His was full of empty Snicker's wrappers. *Holds bag open and shows them* See?
Kev: *Releases Nick slowly* Well then who the f...
Bri: Hey hey hey, God is watching us. *Points to Bible on the nightstand*
Kev: Relax cous...Well then who the Fricknfrack does it belong to? *Looks at Bri like, "I wasn't gonna say nothin bad"* *They all look up towards the ceiling with their hands to their chin except for Nick who's in the corner rubbing his neck and choking on a furball*
*Meanwhile...at the "I'm Losing My Millions Cafe/Club" AJ is talking to his Boss who is a big husky fellow. He has a gray mustache and a bald top head surrounded by little gray/white hairs that go down to his ears. He's plump and short, but very big and manly wearing very important looking glasses*
Boss: Now I run this place too...I know you've been working at my other chains around the world but, I'm here tonight. So I want you to put on a good show. And being a Backstreet Boy doesn't give you any advantages so go and get dressed.
AJ: Yes sir! *Salutes to his boss and walks to the dressing room behind the kitchen* I can't believe I'm doing this for the 7th time this month. I mean it's not like I enjoy it, But I need to make money! Ok maybe I enjoy it a tinyyyyy bit. *Aj's talking to himself as he locks the door to his dressing room, undresses himself and picks up his backpack. He unzips it and flops it upside down. A waterfall of Snicker wrappers cascade out of the bag* What the hell?!? Shit! I took the wrong bag!
*AJ picks up the bag and runs out the dressing room, into the kitchen, and out into the eating area. He is about to slip out the door when he hears his boss*
Boss: Hey Backstreet Boy! Where the hell do you think you're you going??
AJ: Sorry boss, but uh...My brother left his whole life in this backpack and if I don't get it back to him he can go into a coma.
Boss: You don't have a brother, I read in TeenBeat that...uh..i mean..well *blushes*
AJ: He's not really my brother, but I take him in as one. He is my brother, but just not for real. Well for real but...
Boss: Wait, are you talking about another Backstreet Boys member? The cute blonde one perhaps?
AJ: Yeah, Nick.
Boss: Well what are you waiting for! Go save the kid. Uh, you can have the night off son, just as long as you'll be sure to bring the boys down here to perform a song or two.
AJ: Um, I'm not sure if they'll be up for this kinda stuff...
Boss: Oh no no no, I mean...regular...as yourselves.
AJ: OK! It's a deal! Thanks Boss!
*AJ jets out the door and starts towards the hotel. Meanwhile...back at the hotel...*
Bri: I got it! That's AJ's bag...GASP!! He's a cross dresser!! *He pulls out a dress, fake boobs, and a pair of red high heels out of the bag*
Howie: Heyyyyy...Gimme that! *Grabs clothing out of Brian's hands*
*AJ bursts through the door and sees his secret revealed. Howie looks at him all mad and a lil misty eyed*
AJ: Howie dude, I can explain.
Howie: You're darn straight you will, you took this out of my closet!
*Everyone, even Nick has a weird look on their face*
Howie: *Blushes and puts down clothing* Ok...explain..
AJ: Um, ok well...We weren't making any money...and I really need some to pay for my up and coming wedding, so I took up a second job....As a woman.
*Everyone Gasps*GASP!!!
AJ: Anyways, the pay was good. There's a chain of certain restaurants, or cafe, or clubs, or whatever the hell they really are across the globe. Everynight I would put on my little dress or skirt, and well, fake boobs *Nick Giggles, Kevin punches him then assumes position like nothing happened* and I would do a stand up act. I would bitch fight with a real girl and we would do this whole comedic little play. Anyways, they pay me for it. Afterwards I would be a waiter...or waitress...still in my outfit. And that's it, that's the whole story..I swear..I was just doing it for the money.
Kev: And how much do you make a night?
AJ: $100 for every person who buys a ticket to see me perform...plus tips. So I would say about...$3,500 a night. But then it depends how many people the place can hold.
Kev: And where did you say this was?
AJ: At the "I'm Losing My Millions Cafe/Club".
Kev: Uh-huh, and....What did you say their...number was?
AJ: Um, I didn't..
Kev: Oh...right...
*Each guy stops secretly writing the information down and clears their throat*
AJ: SO...we're all cool with this, and you guys aren't mad or anything?
All: Oh, no no..Not mad..Not at all...A little about my Snickers...Just wondering...I forgive you...
AJ: OK, then lets just keep this between us ok? I don't want this gettin out anywhere. Tosses bag to Nick. There ya go buddy...I thought you would be in agony by now.
Bri: Oh trust me, he was.
Nick: *Smiles and licks his lips. He unzippers the other pocket, the one he hadn't checked* I forgot there was another pocket! Look guys!!! It's my Nintendo 64 XP 2004!!! They didn't take it away!! They couldn't find it!! Yes!! I am complete again...Oh..a Snicker's bar.
Kev: Ya know Nick, there are more important factors in life than a silly video game or Snicker's bar...For example...*Walks towards windows and starts rambling on while the other guys go about their own business*
Bri: I knew you were up to something these nights Bone. *Picks up dress and holds it against himself* What size are you?
AJ: Oh I'm about a 10.
Howie: Hey!! THAT is a size 9!!
*Bri, AJ, and Nick look at Howie in a weird way*
Nick: Howie, you are a sad, strange little man..
AJ: Nick, that is the first true thing I've ever heard you say.
Nick: Yeah, well my life isn't all about Snicker bars and video games.
*Bri, Howie, and AJ, look at him shocked. They can't believe Nick just said that. Nick shrugs, then skips away and starts making funny faces behind Kev's back, who is still talking and looking out the window. The guys wipe the shocked look off their faces and shake their heads*
Bri: So, do you think I would be able to fit into this dress?
Howie: Aw definatly Bri...You've got the shape and everything and stuff like that and I bet that..
AJ: Hey, did I say you can borrow that? *Snatches dress away* Sheesh.
THE END
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