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The 100 Gayest Songs of All-Time

It is a problem that has plagued mankind for centuries. Even history's greatest thinkers, men like Aristotle and Benjamin Franklin, have lacked the confidence to confront it. But when history's great men drop the ball, it is up to the great men of modernity to correct their mistakes. That is why, after years of deliberation, and month's of soul searching, we are pleased to announce the final list of the most homosexual songs ever made.

The List

1. Village People - In The Navy
2. Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
3. Ricky Martin - The Cup Of Life
4. Weather Girls - It's Raining Men
5. Buster Poindexter - Hot Hot Hot
6. Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
7. Eric Carmen - All By Myself
8. Donna Summer - She Works Hard For The Money
9. B 52's - Love Shack
10. Los Del Rios - Macarena
11. Ricky Martin - Shake Your Bon Bon
12. Donna Summer - Hot Stuff
13. USA For Africa - We Are The World
14. Kenny Loggins - Return To Pooh Corner
15. Barry Manilow - Copa Cabana
16. Salt N' Pepa - Whatta Man
17. Village People - Macho Man
18. Bryan Adams - Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?
19. Gloria Estefan - Turn The Beat Around
20. Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy With It
21. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
22. Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
23. Ricky Martin - She Bangs
24. Hulk Hogan & The Wrestling Boot Band - Hulkster In Heaven
25. Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like A Woman
26. Loverboy - Everybody's Working For The Weekend
27. Mariah Carey - Fantasy
28. Village People - YMCA
29. Ann Wilson & Mike Reno - Almost Paradise
30. Bette Midler - Wind Beneath My Wings
31. Carpenters - We've Only Just Begun
32. Donna Summer - I'm So Excited
33. Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca
34. Enrique Englesias - Bailamos
35. Spice Girls - Wannabe
36. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart
37. CC Music Factory - Everybody Dance Now
38. Hanson - MMMBop
39. Kid Rock - Only God Knows Why
40. Tori Amos - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana cover)
41. Rod Stewart - Have I Told You Lately
42. Gloria Estefan - Congo
43. Michael Jackson - You Are Not Alone
44. Will Smith - Wild Wild West
45. Elton John - Can You Feel The Love Tonight
46. Barry Manilow - Looks Like We Made It
47. Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me
48. Journey - Open Arms
49. Lou Bega - Mambo #5
50. Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive
51. Dave Matthews Band - The Space Between
52. TLC - Unpretty
53. Bryan McKnight - Back To One
54. Blackstreet (featuring Maya) - Take Me There
55. Savage Garden - I Knew I Loved You Before I Met You
56. Jennifer Lopez - Waiting For Tonight
57. Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms
58. Cardigans - Lovefool
59. Culture Club - Karma Chameleon
60. Enrique Englasias - Hero
61. Carpenters - Close To You
62. George Michael - Faith
63. Vanessa Williams - That's What Friends Are For
64. Bryan Adams - Please Forgive Me
65. Michael Bolton - When A Man Loves A Woman
66. Aqua - Barbie Girl
67. Peabo Bryson and Regina Bell - A Whole New World
68. Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back)
69. Britney Spears - Lucky
70. Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, & Sting - All For One And One For Love
71. Donna Summer - I'm Coming Out
72. Paula Cole - Where Have All The Cowboys Gone
73. Madonna - Like A Prayer
74. Aerosmith - I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing
75. John Mayer - Your Body Is A Wonderland
76. Denise Williams - Let's Hear It For The Boys
77. Celine Dion - That's The Way It Is
78. 98 Degrees - Una Noche
79. Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody
80. Elton John - Circle Of Life
81. Madonna - Like A Virgin
82. Whitney Houston - Waiting To Exhale
83. 98 Degrees - I Do (Cherish You)
84. BB Mak - I'm Still On Your Side
85. N' Sync (featuring Alabama) - God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You
86. Quad City DJ's - C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)
87. Bryan Adams - Everything I Do
88. Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out
89. Bon Jovi - Living On A Prayer (acoustic version)
90. Kylie Minogue - Locomotion
91. New Edition - Candy Girl
92. Aaron Carter - That's How I Beat Shaq
93. Bret "The Hitman" Hart - Never Been A Right Time To Say Goodbye
94. Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men - One Sweet Day
95. Asia - Heat Of The Moment
96. Barry Manilow - I Write The Songs That Make The Whole World Smile
97. Elton John - Candle In The Wind
98. Tracy Chapman - Fast Car
99. Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
100. Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now

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List compiled by Justin Nowell, Matt Richissin, Ken Brown, Ryan Eaton, John Hildreth, Greg Keohan, Chris Reid, and [NAME REDACTED FOR SECURITY REASONS].