Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats

Are you blind when you're born? Can you see in the dark?
Could you look at a king? Would you site on his throne?
Can you say that you're bite that it's worse then you're bark?
Are you cock of the walk? When you're walking alone?

Because
Jellicles are and Jellicles do,
Jellicles do and Jellicles would,
Jellicles would and Jellicles can,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do,

When you fall on your head do you land on your feet?
Are you tense when you sense there's a storm in the air?
Can you find your way blind when your lost in the street?
Do you know how to go to the Heaviside Layer?

Because,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do,
Jellicles do and Jellicles can,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do,
Jellicles do and Jellicles can,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do,

Can you ride on a broomstick to places far distant?
Familiar with candle with book and with bell?
Where you Whittington's friend? The Pied Pipers assistant?
Have you been an alumnus of heaven and hell?
Are you mean like a minx? Are you lean like a linx?
Are you can to be seen when you smmelling a rat?
Were you there when the pharoahs commissioned the sphinx?
If you were and you are you're a Jellicle Cat,

Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats,

We can dive through the air like a flying trapeze,
We can turn double sumersaults bounce on a tyre,
We can run up a wall we can swing through the trees,
We can balance on bars we can walk on a wire ,

Jellicles can and Jellicles do,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats,

Can you sing at the same time in more then on key?
Duets by Rossini and waltzes by Strauss
And can you (as cats do) begin with a "C"
That always triumphantly brings down the house?

Jellicle Cats are queen of the nights
Singing at astronomical heights
Handeling pieces from the Messiah
Hallelujah, Angelical Choir

The Mystical divinity of unashamed felinity
Round the cathedral rang "vivat"
Life to the everlasting cat
Feline, fearless, faithful and true
To others who do-what
Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicle Cats sing Jellicle Chants
Jellicles old and Jellicles new
Jellicle songs and Jellicle dance
Jellicle songs fo Jellicle Cats
Jellicle songs fo Jellicle Cats
Jellicle songs fo Jellicle Cats
Jellicle songs fo Jellicle Cats

Practical cats, dramatical cats
Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats
Oratorical cats, delphicoracle cats
Skeptical cats, dispeptical cats
Romantical cats, pedantical cats
Critical cats, parasitical cats
Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats
Statistical cats and mystical cats
Political cats, hypochritical cats
Clerical cats, hysterical cats
Cynical cats, rabbinical cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats