The Rum Tum Tugger

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curoius cat
If you offer me pheasant, I'd rather have grouse
If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat
If you put me in a flat then I'd rather have a house
If you set me on a mouse, then I'll, only want a rat
If you set me on a rat, then I'll rather chase a mouse

The Rum Tum tuger is a curious cat
And there isn't any call for me to shout it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about it

the Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore
When you let me in, then I want to go out
I'm always on the wrong side of every door
As soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about
I like to lie, in the Bureau drawer
But I make such a fus if I can't get out

The Rum Tum tuger is a curious cat
And there isn't any use for you to doubt it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about it

the Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast
My disoblidging wasy are a matter of habit
If you offer me fish them I al;ways want a feast
If there isn't any fish then I won't eat a rabbit
If you off me cream, I sniff and snear
For I only like what I find for myself - hmmmm -
So if you'll catch me it in right up to my ears
If you put it away on the larder shelf

The Rum Tum Tugger, I artful and knowing
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle
But I'll leap on your lap in the middle of you sewing
For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle

The Rum Tum Tuger is a curoius cat
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle
The Rum Tum Tuger is a curoius cat
And there isn't any reason foe me to spout it

For he will do as he do do

And there's no doing anything about it!