A Cat With a Lot to Hide: Part One
by Faline
A figure slowly
moved through the junkyard. It was dark. No one was moving. All the other cats
were asleep. Slowly, the cat curled into the corner and fell asleep. She didn't
want to wake the others.
* * *
Munkustrap was on the prowl. He knew he
had heard something over in this area last night. What had it been?
A
soft meow caught his attention. Slowly, he crept over to the area where the
meowing was coming from.
A black kitten was there, rummaging through a
nearby trash can.
The kitten turned to look at Munkustrap. It wasn't
exactly a kitten. It was more like a full-sized adult cat. Around her green
eyes, white was spread out, creating the illusion of a mask. A small white patch
ran down her stomach.
The cat wound around Munkustrap's
legs.
"Hey! Slow down!" Munkustrap told the cat. "You'll knock me
over!"
Munkustrap saved the cat the trouble and sat, inspecting the cat.
She wasn't bad at all, really.
"Do you have a name?" Munkustrap
asked.
"Faline," the cat responded. (She pronounced it
fay-LEEN.)
"What are you doing here?"
"Don't know," Faline told
him.
"How did you get here?"
The cat didn't answer.
"Looks
like I'm stuck baby-sitting for today," Munkustrap sighed.
"I don't need
a baby-sitter," the cat responded. "I'm old enough to take care of myself.
Besides, I don't even know who YOU are."
"I'm Munkustrap, part of the
Jellicle Tribe."
"You mean the tribe with Old Deuteronomy as the leader?
You mean the one that had Grizabella in it, but she got sent to the Heavyside
Layer? THAT Jellicle Tribe?" Faline asked, eyes wide.
"That's the one.
Why?"
"Do you think maybe-------I could come into the tribe?" She looked
really hopeful.
"Well, we'll see. Right now, I think I should show you to
Old Deuteronomy. Are you up for a trip to the vicarage?"
With a nod,
Faline followed Munkustrap.
* * *
The two cats slipped in unnoticed by
anyone. As they climbed the stairs to the roof, they passed by humans who took
no notice of them.
"Old Deuteronomy?" Munkustrap called.
Faline
spotted him first. She raced over to the pile of fluff that was the Jellicle
leader. The cat rubbed her head against his fur.
Startled, Old
Deuteronomy looked up. Faline was gazing into his eyes.
"I found her in
the junkyard," Munkustrap explained, after walking over and licking the Jellicle
leader's paw. "Do you think we could keep her?"
"She isn't a human,
Munkustrap." Old Deuteronomy looked Faline over before giving a nod of approval.
"I like her."
Faline smiled and wound around Old Deuteronomy.
"Can
I join the tribe?" Faline wondered, looking up at the Jellicle
leader
Faline knew Old Deuteronomy wanted to say yes (him being her
father and all), but he had obligations to the Jellicle Tribe. He couldn't just
let a stranger come into the tribe without clearing it with the others
first.
"I have to talk it over with the others first," Old Deuteronomy
told her. "In the meantime, we had better get over to the junkyard."
* *
*
Faline kept behind them as Munkustrap helped Old Deuteronomy into the
junkyard.
Several voices joined together. Faline could barely make out
the words.
Munkustrap directed with his head to a pipe. Faline hid in
there.
Skimbleshanks made a leap off the car. He sniffed the air. A new
smell! Slowly, he made his way over to the pipe where the scent
ended.
"Hey!" Skimbleshanks shouted.
"Go away," Faline mumbled.
She accidentally smacked Skimble with her paw. He flew head over paws in the
other direction.
Jemima raced over to the pipe. She stuck her head
inside. Faline's green eyes stared at her.
"The pipe's alive!" Jemima
screeched. She raced to the protective paws of Jennyanydots and
Jellyorum.
"I'm not a pipe!" Faline protested. She walked out of the
pipe. "I'm a cat! At least I was the last time I checked."
The Rum Tum
Tugger eyed Faline. She was kinda pretty. He actually had found something for
himself that he wasn't about to change his mind about.
"Don't even think
about it, playboy," Faline told him.
"I didn't say anything!" Tugger
protested.
"Well don't," Faline snapped. "Come near me, and I'll tear off
that fur of yours."
"Touchy," Tugger grinned. "I like her."
"I
thought I was your favorite," Etcetera told him, only slightly
annoyed.
"And you still are," Tugger assured her.
Faline rolled
her eyes and walked up to the Jellicle leader.
"This is Faline,
everyone," Munkustrap told them. "She's a friend. Don't worry."
"She
looks scary!" Jemima said, her voice tinted with fear.
"She looks kinda
like me, except for the mask," Mistoffelees added, purring.
"Not you,
too!" Faline groaned. Was she going to be booted out like the last tribe? "If
I'm not wanted, then I'll leave!"
"No! You can't!" Victoria shouted. The
white kitten raced in between her and the way out. "Macavity's out there! He's
dangerous!"
"Yeah?" Faline looked doubtful. "So am I!"
"You don't
look like you could last a day out there," Rum Tum Tugger told her. "I could
teach you."
"The day I accept help from you, playboy," Faline commented,
turning around to face him, "is the day I grow wings and fly."
* *
*
Rumpleteazer was watching from a safe distance. This cat looked all
right. Maybe, with a little persuading, she would work for Macavity.
Nah.
She didn't seem like the type to do that. Now, if only Rumpleteazer could figure
out why she looked so familiar.
"Rumpleteazer!" Mungojerrie
hissed.
Rumpleteazer looked at her companion. "Look! A new
cat!"
"What?" Mungojerrie raced over to look. "Maybe we could make her
work for Macavity."
"Nope. I mean, look at her. She's the protective
type!"
"I have an idea. We'd have to run it by Macavity
first."
"Well, come on! What are we waiting for!"
* * *
"Catch
me if you can!" Pouncival called to Faline.
"Shouldn't be that hard,"
Faline told him. With a playful growl, the chase was on.
Faline chased
him over broken cars, boxes, pipes and the Jellicle Throne. Finally, in one
leap, Faline pinned Pouncival.
"Gotcha!" Faline crowed. She got off him.
"Isn't this the fiftieth time we've played 'Chase and Pin'? And isn't it the
forty-eighth time I've won?"
"Sure is!" Pouncival said proudly. "Can we
play again?"
"Sorry, Pouncival," Faline sighed. "I promised Jellyorum I'd
go talk to Gus today."
//And I also promised Jennyanydots I'd watch the
kittens. Why does she have to go train those cockroach boy-scouts of hers today?
These kittens are a pawful!//
"Can we come?" Victoria asked. "I want to
see Uncle Gus!"
"Uncle? He's old enough to be your great grandfather!"
Faline laughed.
"He tells the best stories!" Jemima said
happily.
The other kittens walked in front of Faline.
"Please?"
they asked simultaneously, with big grins on their faces (think Simba's grin in
The Lion King).
"Come on," Faline said.
Cheering, the
kittens either raced ahead or followed Faline on their quest to find Gus.
* *
*
"Gus?" Faline called.
"Uncle Gus?" Jemima echoed. "Are you
here?"
"I think we had better turn around and head back to the junkyard,"
Tumblebrutus said.
"You scared?" Pouncival demanded.
"No," came
the quick response. "I'm just worried about the others."
"Sure you
are."
"I think Tumblebrutus is right." Faline turned around to leave.
"Come on, kittens. Let's head home."
"Going my way?" a raspy voice
demanded.
Screeching, the female kittens hid behind Faline.
"Who's
there?" Faline demanded, claws popping out.
"Who I am is none of your
concern," the voice insisted.
"He's one of Macavity's men!" Jemima
hissed. "I'll bet my whiskers on it!"
"Maybe it's Macavity himself!"
Tumblebrutus whispered. "Don't worry, Faline. Pounce and I will take care of
him!"
"You most certainly will not," Faline ordered. "And you had better
hope it ISN'T Macavity."
"Why?" Pouncival asked.
"I'll kick his
sorry furry little excuse for a tail from here to the Heavyside Layer. THAT'S
why not!"
"Pity. I rather like my tail."
Faline whirled around.
Behind her was none other than Macavity.
Slowly, she began to remember
what Bombalurina and Demeter had told her.
"Macavity's a mystery cat.
He's called the Hidden Paw; for he's a master criminal who can defy the law.
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair for when they
reach the scene of crime, Macavity's not there."
"Macavity, Macavity.
There's no one like Macavity. There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and
suavity. He always has an alibi and one or two to spare. Whatever time the deed
took place, Macavity wasn't there," Victoria, Jemima and Faline
sang.
Tumblebrutus and Pouncival hurried to the female
kittens.
"Guard them!" Faline ordered.
"Why does this scene seem
so familiar?" Macavity circled Faline. "Now I remember. This happened when I
fought your mother. And now I'm going to correct the mistake I made a long time
ago."
"What would that be? Letting me live?"
"Something along
those lines."
With a growl, Faline leapt at him. Her silver claws gleamed
in the light of the street lamp.
The fight raged on for quite some time.
Faline managed to trick Macavity once by making him ram into a trash can, but
could she pull it off again?
Nope.
"I'm surprised you haven't gone
running to your father by now," Macavity commented.
"He's more of a
father then you ever were to me!" Faline shot back.
Swiping a clawed paw
into his face, she backed up.
Her white patches of fur was showing traces
of blood, both hers and Macavity's. Macavity was actually starting to
weaken.
She leaped on him. Macavity threw her off. Faline went flying in
the other direction. The kittens raced over to her. "Faline?"
The kittens
nudged her with their heads.
Suddenly, Munkustrap jumped
out.
"Leave them alone!" Munkustrap growled. "They mean nothing to
you!"
"But they seem to mean something to you," Macavity
noted.
"You're darn right they do. So lay off!" Munkustrap
hissed.
"I don't think so," Macavity told the other cat, circling him. "I
won the last time we fought."
"No you didn't," Pouncival shouted at him.
"You were scared, so you left!"
"Pounce!" Jemima scolded.
"Next
time, Jellicle freaks," Macavity shouted as he left. "Next time!"
"We are
NOT freaks!" Victoria and Tumblebrutus shouted after him.
Faline moaned
slightly, shaking her head. "Anyone get the number of the truck that hit
me?"
Munkustrap got her onto her feet. "Are you all
right?"
"Fine," Faline responded. "Even though I feel like a ton of
bricks fell on me."
"Come on. We're heading back NOW."
As
Munkustrap helped Faline back to the junkyard with the kittens racing behind, he
thought he spotted a twinge of hate for Macavity in her eyes. As quickly as he
spotted it, it was gone. What was Faline hiding?
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A Cat With A Lot to Hide: Part Two
by Faline
Disclaimer: Great Heavyside I hate these
things. Okay. This part of the story has been practically MEOWING to get on the
page. If any poems are used in here, they belong to me. Faline and Matisha (or
any characters you don't recognize) belong to me. Any other characters belong to
Andrew Lloyd Webber and the Really Useful Theater Company (Group?) (Brief note:
7 *'s means one of the characters memories. When we switch from memory to
present time, you'll see this: @-->----)