*Here is a little parody to the tune of “My Lovey-Dovey Baby.”*
my disappearing beauuuuty
'i boo-hoo-hoo for u
i used to be so pretty-witty,
but now i'm seventy-two!
my face was so attractive
up on the movie screen
come back my lovely lovely beauty
and please rescue me
my life was lucky-lucky
no wrinkles or no zits
now i am an ugly, ugly ducking
this really is the pits
Another thing is I just don't see how these fine lookin' Newsies can't find someone else, i don't care who, but somebody else to like. Does it really have to be Medda? She's like 50....it just ain't right. It's like having the girls in the movie like Pulitzer(well not THAT bad but you get the point)I mean, c'mon, when David first meets her he is like practically drooling over her. Something is just too weird about this. And another thing! Why the hell does she wear so much damn pink! Geez, i used to like that color, but after seeing a pink umbrella, pink dress, pink tights, and pink knee boots, I hate it...and i'm sure i'm not the only one.
*Now for a bit on Sarah…*
What the hell is up with some of Sarah’s lines…I mean come on! “So what makes a headline good?” What kind of a stupid question is that. Does she not read newspapers? Does she not know what is interesting and what is not??? And what about this quote, “Les, what is this?” Has she never seen a hotdog before? I mean c’mon…it may be wrapped under some paper, but I think the object inside is a little obvious. One thing that really bugs me alot is how Sarah doesn't answer Jack's question when they are on the roof and he asks, "I'm not saying that it should matter, but does it matter?" She just looks and him and does her stupid little laugh, i mean seriously, just answer the friggin' question. And we've just found information that Ele Keats (obviously Sarah) rated Christian Bale's (Jack, duh) kiss a 7! He's definitly a 19 on a scale of 10!!!!!
*We would like everyone to know that we have nothing wrong with these actresses, we just do not like the characters they play in Newsies...*More to come!*
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