The Ten Commandments According to the Cat

• Thou shalt not feed me the same food twice
• Thou shalt not tell me what to do EVER
• Thou shalt not sit on my chair without my permission
• Thou shalt not buy furniture that I cannot ruin
• Thou shalt not feed the birds until I have posioned myself under a bush
• Thou shalt not buy a dog with teeth and legs
• Thou shalt not rev up the car when I'm under it
• Thou shalt not put a lid on the goldfish bowl
• Thou shalt buy a scary cat to save me chasing birds
• Thou shalt obey the above - or I will piddle in places you will not find

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