A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and
says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband asks, "WHAT??" The wife explains
that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is
going to happen that night, and he might as well deal with it. The next day the husband takes her shopping
at a huge department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits.
As she emerges from the fitting room wearing the third outfit, he tells his wife, "We'll take all three of
them." He then leads her to the shoe department, telling her to get matching shoes (worth $200 a pair)
for each outfit. From there, he goes to the jewelry department, where he picks out a set of diamond
earrings. The wife is SO excited! She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she doesn't care. While
in the jewelry department, she asks him for a tennis bracelet. The husband says, "You don't even play
tennis, but OK, if you like it, then let's get it!" The wife is jumping up and down so excitedly, she
cannot even believe what is going on. She says, "I am ready to go, lets head to the cash register." The
husband says. "No -- no -- no, Honey, we're not going to BUY all this stuff." The wife's face goes
blank. "No Honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Her face gets really red and she is
about to explode, but her husband smiles and says, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs
as a man!"
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