JoKeS!

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To try and make you laugh
To enlighten your day
To make you a happier person

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Hey, please feel free to submit and jokes to my email adress at ffx_blitzballstar@hotmail.com . I have a couple right now, but I'm busy with schoolwork, so you'll have to wait This page may insult some people, like Joke #1. Please understand that these are mild jokes and are not meant to cause harm.

Joke #1-The American Teacher

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." Then, asks the teacher, what are you? "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."

Joke #2-Golfing

Tom and Jerry were playing golf when a bird flew overhead. "Its a duck!" yelled TOm. "No! Its a goose!" replied Jerry. "Duck" "Goose!" And so the arguement went. Just a golfer hit his golf ball and yelled "FORE!", Tom saw the ball coming and yelled "DUCK!"...However Jerry replied, "GOOSE!"...B-O-I-N-G...