JOIN US IN THE BATTLE AGAINST THE MEN WE HATE

 

THE COCKNEY WANKER
TONY PETTY: Exiled wannabee gangster, chronic bankruptee, frequenter of brothels, hard drug user, business pariah and conman extraordinary....

PARTNERS IN CRIME:
MIKE LEWIS: Bald fat alcoholic gambling addict and womanising swindler
And..........
JOHN SHUTTLEWORTH: Weedy shortsighted disgraced accountant, porn merchant, and notorious marmite shoveller.

THESE ARE THE MOTLEY CREW OF SHYSTERS IN CHARGE OF OUR FOOTBALL CLUB.....

IF SOMETHING ISN'T DONE SOON THE SWANS WILL DIE!

BELIEVE IT! These no-goods are out for only one thing while in charge of Swansea City football club. THEY ARE FLEECING YOU AND ME, as Swansea City fans, of our money. Plain and simple. It's US, who pay the wages of these men. We pay them money every time we set foot in the Vetch, at the turnstiles, at the beer bars, at the food kiosks, when we buy a pint, a pastie, a pie or a bottle of pop for our kids. When you buy something in the club shop, when you buy a Swansea flyer. When you buy a programme.

Proven thieves and swindlers, these men just cannot be trusted with your hard-earned cash.
God help us but all Jacks seek is a little entertainment on a Saturday afternoon, with faith that we might see our team survive once more again at the lowest level of League Football. Not much to ask for our money is it? But while we hope and pray, Petty spends his time larging it in Queensland enjoying his new-found kudos as the owner of a club in the English Football League, his pet leeches do his unsavoury bidding back here in Wales.

These scheming cohorts are sucking the club dry. Leeching the very lifeblood before our very eyes. If something doesn't change soon we will have no credible football squad left at the club by Febuary. Stu Roberts, Matthew Bound, and Richie Appleby have already gone. A regime of cynical and deliberate maladministration has already begun under the well-worn banners of "Cost Cutting" or "Balancing The Books". All noble exercises in the usual day-to-day operations of an ailing business but in the case of Petty and the Marmite basher these are transparent euphemisms for plain old-fashioned ASSET STRIPPING.
Soon Mama Sidebe will be packing his bags, Richard Duffy, one of the brightest hopes seen at Swansea FC for a long time will soon follow him if he doesn't go before. Soon we may be waving goodbye to some of SCFC's most loyal servants Jonathan Coates, Nick Cusack and before the rats leave the sinking ship even....ROGER FREESTONE.

No-one needs a chrystal ball to forsee these events. The evidence is staring us all straight in the face. The trouble is most people have fallen asleep with the tedium of it. Years of indifferent almost callous administration and bad mangagement have left Swansea City wide open to the odious creatures now feathering thier nests down Glamorgan Street. The Swansea public have become bored with the sad tale.

It's now time to WAKE UP!! All avenues of opposition must now be explored.

IT'S LIFE OR DEATH NOW FOR OUR CLUB. TWAT IS OPEN TO ALL SUGGESTIONS FOR EFFECTIVE METHODS TO RID SCFC OF THE VERMIN WE HAVE INHERITED.

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