Justin Mahlke
He sings sometimes......
This is Justin. He does crazy stuff, like singing Sadie Hawkins Dance at Victory 911. Boy, that's a great song! As you can obviously see, he is special in many ways and, no, him and Shaheen are not related. If they actually were related, Justin would have shot himself a long time ago. Justin is a very looked-up to person in North Branch and the surrounding communities, because everyone wants to be like Grandmaster Funk himself. No, not really, but he can dream, can't he? He enjoys collecting sticks so him and Anders can fend off the crazy Pickett's Charge groupies together.