Wassup! First I would like to say hello to all the Ladies and Gentleman on the Bus, ehr, the Website. My name is Al and I hope that you are having a wonderful and lovely day. If your not, then you should review the mottos for today above. Now everyone i just want to say thank you for visiting my site, and please sign my guest book, please. Email me if you would like, and then visit my links, I have.
Valentine's Day is coming. Here are some different romatic
ways of saying I
Love You:
- English........... I Love You
- Spanish.......... Te Amo
- French........... Je T'aime
- German.......... lch Liebe Dich
- Japanese....... Ai Shite Imasu
- Italian............. Ti Amo
- Chinese......... Wo Ai Ni
- Swedish........ Jag Alskar Dig
- Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, South Carolina,
Georgia, Tennessee, West Virginia, Virginia and Kentucky ......
Nice Tits
A PIECE OF ADVICE
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
- She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED north
AMERICAN.
- She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE.
- She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
- She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL
STIMULATION.
- She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
SUPERHIGHWAY.
- She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED
COMPANION.
- She does not GET YOU EXCITED -She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD
DISPLACEMENT.
- She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.
- She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY
ATTRACTIVE.
- She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
- She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.
- She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
- She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY
ENHANCED.
- She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
- She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
- She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR.
- She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
- He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
- He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
- He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
- He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
- He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
- He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
- He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
- He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.
- He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
- He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
- He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.
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Great Chapel Hill Bands
This first band is Sankofa. They get their inspiration from the Roots, and they are great hip-hop.
The next band is a rock band, and they put on a great show! Runaway Cab, they have been played on local radio stations around Chapel Hill.
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