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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

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1. Who is Monolithic Fishmonger-X/MonofishX/Intergalactic Thugg-G$?
2. Why make this site?
3. Why say you're an alien?
4. Why are you so awesome?
5. So, you're in the Army.  Does it suck?
6. This site blows/you blow/your mother blows.

Who is Monolithic Fishmonger-X/MonofishX/Intergalactic Thugg-G$?

All three names are merely pseudonyms of me, Kris.  I picked up the first name doing a "Find Out Your Wu-Name" game back in 1999.  I liked the name so much that I kept it.  The second name is just a shortened version of the first name.  The last name is something I came up with last week, and I think it's funny.

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Why make this site?

I like it.  It's fun to keep up, and I can't help but share my razor-sharp wit with my ignorant masses.

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Why say you're an alien?

Because I can, and because I'm so friggin' awesome.

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Why are you so awesome?

Just born that way I guess.  It's true.  I rule.  I am the center of the universe.  The planet revolves around me.  The sun is my bitch.  I am the Master of All I Survey.  Recognize.

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So, you were in the Army?  Did you go to Iraq?  Does it suck?

Yes, yes, and yes.

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This site blows/you blow/your mother blows.

Thanks for the opinion.  Just remember that I know who you are, and I'm going to kill you.

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Revised: May 07, 2005 .