50 Free HP

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You are not going to believe this. Using some common rice boy knowledge, I added 50 hp to this car. All I did is use some common ordinary products and ordinary hand tools. Many are in disblief, but its proven. I dynoed this car with a Ghetto-TECH PRO meter before and after and recorded gains of 50.3 hp and 73.2 ft/lbs or torque. Read on for step by step assembly instructions

Obtain a large coffee can, bigger the better, and cut a hole in the bottom. make the hole larger than your exhaust pipe, so the flange used to attach it will fit.

This step is optional, but it adds extra hp, and is free, so why would you skip it. Find a big, permant marker, and write "TypeR"on the side. Don't worry if you mess up, it can be easily erased with a cloth soaked with gasoline. I originaly had a black "R", then a friend pointed out that by making the "R" red, like the rice boys do, you gain a couple more hp. This seems to work for the honda boys, as they claim that simply adding a "TypeR" badge to your 18 second accord suddenly gives it the ability to beat a Mustang GT or Cobra.

This is by far the most difficult part. Here, you must cut off part of a smaller coffee can, then roll it up and insert it into the hole in the larger can. Now you must attach the two somehow. I chose to solder it, as that was the only method other than welding that I could come up with.

Now its time for the grabber paint. I chose to paint the inside of the can bright blue. However, when I was ready for the paint, my friend didn't have it yet, so I sprayed a white base coat, then followed up with the blue. This should make it brighter as well.

Finally, attach the coffee can, now an official high performance tip, to the existing exhaust system. The vehicle recieving this particular tip, just had a boring, normal size tip put on a few weeks earlier, so I was able to simply remove this tip to make mounting the can to the exhaust system easier. I would highly recomend purchasing one of these boring tips as it makes the process much easier. I have to add I have been getting some interesting e-mail asking me what model Honda I was going to put this on. Well after careful consultation with production staff and technical crews we decided the largest HP gain would be on a red '92 Jeep Cherokee, limited, and a gold package, owned by a certain Ryan Davis.