Okay, a lot of people seem to know that we were actually in Circus Magazine. Yay! What a fucking surprise that was! Seriously, Rain e-mailed them on a whim, and then a couple months later, comes dashing up to Crow waving this issue right here....





And yelling, "Dude!!! Check it out!!! You remember how I told you that I e-mailed Circus? Look at this!!!" She then whipped the mag open to page 54 and shoved it in my face, allowing me to see a little paragraph that went a little something like.....


WISH THEY'D SEE MY PAGE
Less of a fantasy, but more of a wish that Slipknot would see our humor page about them -
https://www.angelfire.com/nc2/shitnot, actually like it, and we get to meet them or something. I know it wouldn't happen, but it would be cool.
rainstorm14@yahoo.com
Ed's Note: Normally we don't plug fan webpages, but this page is too amusing to miss. Go there to see the most amusing waste of webspace that Slipknot has had dedicated to them yet.


Surprisingly, we actually got the coveted "directly under the group picture" spot! Ever since then, we've been getting tons of hits. Yay! This of course means that we get a lot of haters, but it also means that we get a whole lot of other people that actually like the page! Whoo hoo!!! It also puts us one step closer to our life's goal, being killed by Slipknot. Thanks, Circus Magazine! (rubs hands together) Now....let's see what we can do about Hit Parader.....