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--(5/17/03)Here is the first thing I've added to this page in about a year. All the other content is gone, because it was naughty and I don't want anything to come back to haunt me when I get a teaching job. As you can see, I'm not all that funny or interesting anymore...


Rock-n-Roll dudes that I look like

I should probably provide a picture of myself (other than the one above) to make these images more comparable, but that would probably only serve to undermine the whole concept. You'll just have to remember what I look like when I'm not in black-and-white and pretending to yap on a cell phone. Anyway, here are some gentlemen who I've been told I resemble. RESEMBLE!

Isaac Hanson

Back in Hanson's heyday, I got this comparison pretty often. I had somewhat long hair a few years ago, which made me look even more like this idiot.

 

Ben Folds

This is the one I hear most often, although I find a couple of glaring differences between his appearance and my own, most notably the receding hairline and the sideburns. I suppose that's nitpicking though. This picture really does look a hell of a lot like me.

the singer from Pig Destroyer

I honestly can't say that I've heard anything by Pig Destroyer, but some dude told me that this picture looks a lot like me. The goofball look on this feller's face seals the deal.




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