Here are a few scripts from South Park!
Mini Scripts/Pilots
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Frosty
(pilot #1)
-
Spirit
of Christmas (pilot #2)
-
Jay
Leno Script
Season 1
-
Cartman
gets an anal probe
-
Volcano
-
Weight
Gain 4000
-
Big
Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
-
An
elephant makes love to a pig
-
Death
-
Pink
Eye
-
Starvin'
Marvin
-
Damien
-
Mr.
Hankey, the Christmas Poo
-
Tom's
Rhinoplasty
-
Mecha
Streisand
-
Cartman's
Mom is a Dirty Slut
Season 2
-
Not
Without My Anus
-
Cartman's
Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
-
Chicken
Lover
-
Ike's
Wee Wee
-
Conjoined
Fetus Lady
-
The
Mexican Staring Frog from Southern Sri Lanka
-
City
on the Edge of Forever
-
Summer
Sucks
-
Chef's
Salty Chocolate Balls
-
Roger
Ebert should lay off the fatty foods
-
Clubhouses
-
Chickenpox
-
Cow
Days
-
Spookyfish
-
Chef
Aid
-
Merry
Christmas Charlie Manson
-
Gnomes
-
Prehistoric
Iceman
Season 3
-
Rainforest
Schmainforest
-
Spontaneous
Combustion
-
Chef's
Mama
-
Tweek
vs. Craig
-
Jakovasaurs
-
Sexual
Harrassment Panda
-
Cat Orgy
-
Melvins
-
Jewbilee
-
Chinpokomon
-
Starvin'
Marvin in Space
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Korn's
Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
-
Hookd
on Mokey Fonics
-
War
-
Mr.
Hankey's Christmas Classics
-
Are you
there God? It's me, Jesus!
-
Worldwide
Recorder Contest
Season 4
-
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
-
Timmy 2000
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Cartman Joins NAMBLA
-
Cherokee Hair Tampons
-
Chef Goes Nanners
-
Fingerbang (Something You Can Do w/ Your Finger)
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Do the Handicapped go to Hell? - Part 1
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Do the Handicapped go to Hell? - Part 2