This needs a bit of an introduction. I've compiled a number of longer essays for classes that, at least in my geeky opinion, are really very interesting. Some are on literature, others on those silly popculture things I get obsessed with from time to time. So, in a break from the utter ridiculousness that is the traffic light, I have put some form of intellectuality for you all to enjoy. Please, read just one, you'd be surprised at the topics.
Essays
Wow, I Wasn't Even Aware There Was Such a Thing as "Bad Form" on the Internet
Shopping For Must-Have You Didn't Even Know About.
Really Screwed Up Stories From An Unsuspected Little Boy
Sea Monkeys Are Not Monogamous
Admit It, You Hated Learning About Pilgrims In Grammar School
The Day Has Come: Toys 'R' Us Ran Out Of Toys
Faeries For Friendliness (they're pretty to look at too)
Declaration Of War On "The Squishiest Place On Earth"
Vote: Show Support For Your Favourite Adhesive!!
Really Cool Song to Download!!
My Reasons For Believing Ernest And Barbie Are Evil
I Hate Tom Green, Well, Hate's A Strong Word, Detest
Quotes To Impress Your Friends
Plastic Foods And You: Do You Eat Fake Food?
