Counselors Eric and Noah seem to have been bored during their Cryptology lecture. They passed the following notes:

Eric: Yo mamma is one-way, and I did her the easy way.

Noah: Yo mamma found me hard, and I found her easy.

Eric: I got it in through yo mamma's trap door last night.

Eric: Yo mamma gets a lot less than $1,000,000 for taking care of my hard problems.

Noah: You mamma was a clay woman in my arms last night.

Eric: I gently intimidated yo mamma last night with my large modulus.

Eric: Yo mamma sure aint discrete when it comes to logs.

Noah and Eric, independently: I gave yo mamma a man-in-the-middle attack last night.