Immortality is:

Always facinating. There's never a dull moment for me!
Painful. And lonely.
Like a prison.
Powerful.
Confusing. All this time, and I'm still lost.
Not what I really wanted.
All that I can remember, really.

Which is your favorite song?

"Doll Parts" by Hole
"I'll Be There For You" by Bon Jovi
"Somebody Else's Song" by Lifehouse
"Fame" by David Bowie
"The World Is Not Enough" by Garbage
"Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by U2
"Forever Young" by Rod Stewart

What's your favorite pastime?

Debating anything. History, pop culture, philosophy, religion, politics. You name it
Pushing buttons.
Plotting my next move.
Playing music, usually the piano.
Studying almost anything. Knowledge is power.
Painting.
Reading.

What's your best characteristic?

I'm very good at getting what I want.
I give wonderful advice.
I'm very patient, and it takes a lot to really get me mad.
I'm fun-loving and irresistable!
I'm extremely reliable.
I can read others like an open book.
I'm loyal to a fault towards my loved ones.

What's your worst characteristic?

I take on too many responsibilities.
I trust people I sometimes shouldn't.
I'm too dogmatic.
I've been told I'm too overbearing, but what do those people know?
I sometimes say things to hurt my loved ones, even though I don't really mean them.
I'm too much of a loner.
I'm too moody. I weap over the slightest things.

Which cultural icon do you most relate to?

Marilyn Monroe (beautiful on the outside, tortured on the inside)
Madonna (said on record that she wanted to rule the world)
Lucille Ball (looked innocent, but proved to be tough as nails)
Albert Einstein (the ultimate scholar)
James Dean (epitome of the tortured artist)
Jim Morrison (egomaniac and looked great in leather pants)
Judy Garland (locked in a gilden cage)

Parting words?

Did you know the Ancient Egyptians invented beer?
No, I'm not the cutest thing you ever seen. Bite me.
Do you need help with that?
Thank you very much, but I really must be going now.
So, are you doing anything later?
I find Nietzsche to be far superior to Camus, in terms of existential angst...
Get out of my way, petty mortal.