If I Had A Million Dollars -- Barenaked Ladies If I had a million dollars... (If I had a million dollars...) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I Had If I had a million dollars... (If I had a million dollars...) I'd buy you furniture for your house; Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman If I had a million dollars... (If I had a million dollars...) I'd buy you a K-Car: a nice Reliant automobile If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love... If I had a million dollars... I'd build a tree fort in our yard. If I had a million dollars... You could help, it wouldn't be that hard! If I had a million dollars... Maybe we could put a frige in there somewhere We could go up there whenever we wanted We could get something to eat maybe If I had a million dollars... (If I had a million dollars...) I'd buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, that's cruel If I had a million dollars... (If I had a million dollars...) I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a lamb or an emu) If I had a million dollars... (If I had a million dollars...) I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, All them crazy elephant bones) If I had a million dollars... I'd buy your love... If I had a million dollars... We wouldn't have to walk to the store. If I had a million dollars... We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more! If I had a million dollars... We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. But we would. But of course we would, it's a very tasty treat for the whole family. If I had a million dollars... (If I had a million dollars...) I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress, that's cruel If I had a million dollars... (If I had a million dollars...) I'd buy you some art a Picasso or a Garfunkel If I had a million dollars... (If I had a million dollars...) I'd buy you a monkey; haven't you always wanted a monkey? If I had a million dollars... I'd buy your love... If I had a million dollars..., If I had a million dollars... If I had a million dollars..., If I had a million dollars... If I had a million dollars... I'd be rich.