Basically, do not buy any processed food from China , also Hong Kong , too. MANY companies are using a Hong Kong address to avoid this type of image reputation.
And......all this time you thought you were eating barbeque chicken. LOL
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
BARAK OBAMA:
CHANGE! The chicken crossed the road because it was time for
a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the
need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on
the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
DR. JEREMIAH (NOT-SO) WRIGHT:
DR. PHIL:
OPRAH:
GEORGE W. BUSH:
COLIN POWELL:
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
JOHN KERRY:
NANCY GRACE:
PAT BUCHANAN:
MARTHA STEWART:
DR SEUSS:
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
GRANDPA:
BARBARA WALTERS:
ARISTOTLE:
JOHN LENNON:
BILL GATES:
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
BILL CLINTON:
AL GORE:
COLONEL SANDERS:
DICK CHENEY:
AL SHARPTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to
cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure
-- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the
chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't
about me.......
Because it is a white American Chicken, infected with
AIDS, crossing the road to repress and exploit the black man
and possibly to blow up the World Trade Towers . America 's
chickens are coming home to roost. That's scriptural. It's in
the Bible!!
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road
before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the
road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's
acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW'
problems.
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is
why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having
the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a
part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can
just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of
the chickens.
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want
to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle
ground here.
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road...
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain
against it.
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it
in his eyes and the way he walks.
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had
a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the
price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me
any insider information.
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,
the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
told.
To die in the rain. Alone.
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of
how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on
to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in
peace.
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the
Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will
never cra...#@&&^(C% ......... reboot.
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
the chicken?
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition
of chicken?
I invented the chicken!
Did I miss one?
Where's my gun?
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
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