DRINKWATER  FINE QUALITY TRUNK BOXES

Lionel Drinkwater is a purveyor of fine quality trunk boxes. Many of Africa's leading dictators, tyrants, and corrupt oil company executives buy from us when they need a sturdy trunk box in which to hide their ill-gotten millions. Indeed, this "Charles Taylor" model was named after the famous former dictator:

The "Charles Taylor" trunk box is fit for a dictator, a famous beloved farmer, or an oilman who died in an automobile accident and left no will.

This fine trunk box practically screams out, "I am the next of kin!!!" The money shown is simulated, but hey, so is your money!

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Our next model is the "Madame Abacha" and is as elegant as the great lady herself:

Made from the finest African hardwood, the "Madame Abacha" trunk box will lend

your con artistry that air of elegance that you yourself are missing because, well,

because you are a fucking crook.  You need this trunk box to improve the look of your scam!

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Our next trunk box can be personalized:

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The "Security Company Special" is a strong-looking trunk box that obviously is stuffed full of millions

and millions of American one-hundred dollar bills. This trunk box will surely convince people that the

"Security Company" actually exists in Lagos, Amsterdam, or wherever else you want it to exist:

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Given that we have these beautiful trunk boxes and so many other tasteful models available,

why would you hide your ill-gotten millions in an ugly-ass trunk box like this one:

Don't be a Mugu!!!

Buy a fine quality Drinkwater trunk box today!!!

( Photo of the mugu is courtesy of Drew Carey, President of

Buzz Beer, and our friends at the world famous Scamorama )

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