The Official Mecha-Streisand Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Mecha-Streisand, THE REAL MECHA-STREISAND. This site is awesome. My name is Kenny and I can't stop thinking about Mecha-Streisand. This chick is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Barbra Streisand is a mammal (usually).

2. Barbra Streisand sings ALL the time.

3. The purpose of Barbra Streisand is to morph into Mecha-Streisand and kill people.

Weapons and gear:

Special "flipping out" necklace Sharp mecha-teeth

Super mecha-strength

Testimonial:

Mecha-Streisand can kill anyone she wants! Mecha-Streisand cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. Barbra Streisand is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time and morphs into Mecha-Streisand. I heard that Barbra Streisand was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Mecha-Streisand killed the whole town. My friend Cartman said that he saw Mecha-Streisand totally uppercut Robert Smith just because he opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Mecha-Streisand has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or she will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Mecha-Streisand is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This chick is totally awesome and that's a fact. Mecha-Streisand is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yodeling next year. I love Mecha-Streisand with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Mecha-Streisand?

A: Mecha-Streisand is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, Barbra Streisand is an actress and sings.

Q: I heard that Mecha-Streisand is always cruel or mean. What's her problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Mecha-Streisand can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What does Mecha-Streisand do when she's not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of her free time is spent singing, but sometime she kidnaps James Brolin. (Ask Cartman if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my friend Cartman showing off.

He's a little older than me and already has pubes,

which is bragable.

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Yet another parody of realultimatepower.net

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