Ya Moma's So Fat.....
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant
she looks at the menu and says, "OK!"
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to the beach,
people run around her yelling "Free Willy!"
Your mother's so big, she plays Tiddly Winks with
manhole covers.
Your mother's so big, she tripped on a mountain and
burned her lips on the sun.
Your mother's so big, she has to wear a sock on each
toe.
Your mother's so big, she plays marbles with
planets.
Your mother's so fat, they use the elastic in her
underwear for bungee jumping.
Your mother's so fat, she fell out a tree and went
straight to hell.
Your mother's so fat, when she fell in love she broke
it
Your mother's so fat, everytime she puts an apple in
her, mouth people try to roast her
Your mother's so fat, when she turns aroud they throw
her a welcome back party
Your mother's so fat, she uses a satellite dish for a
diaphragm
Your mother's so fat, when she brought her dress to
the cleaners, they said "Sorry we don't do curtains."
Your mother's so fat, she ate your chicken pox
Your mother's so fat, she had her baby pictures taken
by satellite
Your mother's so fat, the back of her neck looks like
a pack of franks
Your mother's so fat, she sat on four quarters and
made a dollar
Your mother's so big, when the family wants to watch
home movies they ask her to wear white
Your mother's so fat, she was baptized at Sea World
Your mother's so fat, she was floating in the ocean
and Spain claimed her for The New World
Your mother's so fat, people jog around her for
exercise
Your mother's so fat, I tried to mwake her up and she
was stuck in a dream
Your mother's so fat, she sat on a quarter and sqeezed
a booger out of George Washington's nose
Your mother's so fat, she went to the movies and sat
next to everyone
Your mother's so fat, she put on some BVDs and by the
time they reached her waist they spell out "Boulevard"
Your mother's so fat, she's on a light diet...as soon
as it gets light out she starts eating
Your mother's so fat, she sells shade in the summer
Your mother's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and got
skittles
Your mother's so fat, she went to the airport and told
then she wanted to fly, they stamped "GoodYear" on her and
put her on the runway
Your mother's so fat, she need a building permit for
her girdle
Your mother's so fat, she sat on a quarter and got
change
What's the difference between your mother and Mobey
Dick?
Not a damn thing!
Your mother's so fat, when she wears a Malcom X shirt,
helicopters try to land on her
Your mother's head is so big, it shows up on radar
Your mother's so fat, when she went to the beach, she
was the only one who got a tan
Your mother's so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper
Your mother's so fat, your bathtub has stretch marks
Your mother's so fat, she's on both sides of the
family
Your mother's so fat, when she stepped on a scale it
said "To Be Continued"
Your mother's so fat, her nick name is "Shamu"
Your mother's so fat, she got a run in her jeans
Your mother's so fat, she's like the Bermuda Triangle,
when kids run around her they get lost
Your mother's so fat, she irons her clothes in her
driveway
Your mother's so fat, she has to take off her pants to
go in her pockets
Your mother's so fat, she left her house with
high-heels and she came back with flip flops
Your mother's so fat, when I got on top of her my ears
popped
Your mother's so fat, she stepped on a dime and picked
up two nickles
Your mother's so fat, she can't reach her back
pockets
Your mother's so fat, she influences tides
Your mother's so fat, when I tried to drive around
her, I ran out of gas
Your mother's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked
herself to sleep trying to get up again
Your mother's so fat, when she dances, the band
skips
Your mother's so fat, when she was born, she gave the
hospital stretch marks
Your mother's so fat, when she got hit by a bus she
said "Who threw that rock?"
Your mother's so fat, they tie a rope around her
shoulders and drag her through a cave when they want to
clean it
Your mother's so fat, she has her own area code
Your mother's so fat, when she rides in a hot air
baloon it looks like she doing a handstand with tights
on
Your mother's so fat, she can sit on a piece of coal
and make it a diamond
Your mother's so fat, you need a trucker's license to
ride her
Your mother's so fat, they had to grase the bathtub to
get her out
Your mother's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear
a "Caution, Wide Turns" sign.
Your mother's so fat, you have to grease the door
frame and hold a twinke on the other side to get her
through
Your mother's so fat, they got her face on the Crisco
can
Your mother's so fat, they use her girdle for a
hammock
Your mother's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it
said "Sorry, we don't do livestock"
Your mother's so fat, NASA satellites orbit around
her
Your mother's so fat, when she wears a yellow dress,
kids try to board her at the corner
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to the amusement
park, people try to ride her
Your mother's so fat, they tax her breasts as carry-on
luggage
Your mother's so fat, when she bungeee jumps, she
brings the bridge down
Your mother's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy
poured out
Your mother's so fat, when she takes a shower, her
feet don't get wet
Your mother's so fat, when she bends over we lose an
over of sunlight
Your mother's so fat, when she sits around the house,
she really sits AROUND the house
Your mother's so fat, she turns slower than an old
bottle of milk
Your mother's so fat, Bill Gates couldn't pay for her
liposuction
Your mother's so fat, everytine she wears high heels,
she strikes oil
Your mother's so fat, she wears a watch on each arms
cause she takes up two time zones
Your mother's so fat, her legs look like spoiled milk,
white and chunky
Your mother's so fat, when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Your mother's so fat, I got lost walking around her
Your mother's so fat, when she wears a green and white
sweater she looks like a football field
Your mother's so fat, she fell and made the GRand
Canyon
Your mother's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach,
the tide comes in
Your mother's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this
"Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Chicago..."
Your mother's so fat, when her beeper went off, they
thought she was backing up
Your mother's so fat, she has more chins than a
Chinese phone book
Your mother's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!"
Your mother's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a
paint roller
Your mother's so fat, I had to take a train and two
buses just to get on her good side
Your mother's so fat, her high school photo was an
aerial picture