Welcome to Don't Read This. It's the column that I
regularly run in The Dragon Chronicle, which
is the student newspaper at SUNY Cortland. I know,
I'm not a student there anymore, but I got the in's,
and they want me to write for them.
This is the current list of columns that I have up
here right now. More to come as I find more spare
time in the office...
Fall 1997
September 9th Issue - "Freshman Abductions"
September 16th Issue - "The Search for LoVe"
September 23rd Issue - "The Smoker's Tirade"
September 30th Issue - "Cramping My Style"
October 7th Issue - "Why Cortland?"
October 28th Issue - "The Current Situation"
November 4th Issue - "The Cortland Experience"
November 11th Issue - "The Sociology of Cigarettes"
November 18th Issue - "List for Michigan"
November 24th Issue - "Twitchin' at Thanksgivin'"
December 9th Issue - "Game Over"
Spring 1998
April 1st Issue (April Fools) - "Meat Carving Madness"
Spring 1999
February 2nd Issue - "Cloak and Dagger"
February 16th Issue - "The last 15 years"
February 23rd Issue - "NASCAR and the WWF"
March 23rd Issue - "Male Bashing Prowess" - Responce
April Fool's Issue - "VanDeWal Thrown in 'The Hole'"
April 13th Issue - "Exaggeration"
April 20th Issue - "My Job/I Can't Write This Anymore"
April 27th Issue - "Moving Back to Cortland"
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