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Good morning, Mr. Phelps. The man you are looking at is Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter. He and his wife/accomplice, Lois Lane, work for an operation called the Daily Planet. They are suspected of harboring an international secret regarding the vigilante being known only as "Superman." Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to follow this couple and take pictures. Lots of pictures. As usual, if you or any members of your IMF team are caught or killed, the secretary will disavow all knowledge of your existence. Good luck, Jim. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.
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But a warning must be issued-- this couple is extremely adept at disguising themselves.


As you can see, they are not so easily apprehended. Who are these people?

If you have reached this point in the web page, you are lucky. You deserve a bit of, if not quite levity, at least a brief respite. Enjoy it while you can.

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This picture goes along with a HUGE fanfic I wrote. It is called "Disquiet Nights (Like Dreamers Do)," and you can get it off of my fanfiction website. Here's a brief summary:
Clark says in "Honeymoon in Metropolis" that if something did happen between him and Lois, it wouldn't be impulsive. What if it was?
As for this picture, I painstakingly re-colored the UltraWoman picture, pixel by pixel. It took hours, but I'm pretty proud of having changed the UltraWoman suit to the Superwoman suit that my story needs.


Some super links to check out:

My fanfic-- I hope you take the time to read some of it! Last updated with 1 new story Sept 12 and 2 new stories March 11!
I was featured in the Writer's Showcase. Check it out! :)
One of my newest stories, "BlanketFriends" (available on my fanfic page) was nominated for Best WaFFy Story in the 2000 Kerths. Lord of the Flys... in verse. This is a poem, and I hope you enjoy it!
A Little About Myself... This is for those of you who are asking yourselves right now, "Who *is* this person??" or "Where can I get pictures of her, her friends, her cats, a Monica Lewinsky impersonator, her favorite singer, and a Dean Cain lookalike doing something shocking??" Yes, if those questions are pestering you, here's the site for you. I have all of those things, right here. :)
Lovely Dean pics from St. Louis-- enjoy!!
The Only Man I Want to See in Tights :)
The Kilt Campaign!
To download this sound (the theme from "Perry Mason"), click here:Theme from "Destination: Metropolis"
If you've visited before, you may have noticed that the background midi file has been changed recently. If you're wondering why, here's an answer for you: the other one was driving me crazy. :)
To download a REALLY COOL L&C desktop background, click hereNote: this is in jpg format, so you may have to convert it to a bmp to put it on your desktop. I would have it in bmp format here, but it would take longer for you to download.

Here they are!! My Lois and Clark icons!!



Just click here (or on the picture) to download them!

If you have any important links, nice links, okay ANY L&C links, or if you notice one of mine not working, send an email to me

You may have heard that Dean's brother is in a band with Dean's ex-stunt double.
Check out their website!

Click on this banner to go to Rachel and Pam's web page for Beatles fanfic! It's awesome stuff!

Check out my pal Michelle's website, but be warned-- it's mondo bizarre!



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