Austin-Oh, behave.
Austin-Groovy, baby.
Vanessa-I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the only reason we are sharing a room is to keep up the context that we are a married couple on vacation.
Austin-Right. Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?
Austin-I'm just joking, Vanessa. I'm just trying to get a rise out of you. I'm just trying to get arise out of you. You know, for shits and giggles.
Mrs. Kensington-You have to remember, in Britain, in the '60s, you could be a sex symbol and have bad teeth.
Austin-I never forget a pussy...cat.
Austin-I'm sorry that that bug up you ass had to die.
Vanessa-Well, did you at least use a condom?
Austin-No, only sailors use condoms!
Vanessa-Not in the '90s!
Austin-They should, those filthy bastards! They go from port to port!
