In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.
At work, you spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison you get to watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison a guards locks, unlocks, opens, and closes all doors for
        you.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and
        open all  the doors yourself.

In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.

In prison you get to visit with your family and friends.
At work you can't even speak with family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
        required.  (except in Oregon)
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
        deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your time looking through bars from
        the inside  wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
        inside bars.

In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any
        time.
At work there are some programs that you can never get out of.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic.
At work we call them managers.
 
 

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