Greetings. I see you've wandered in here. Yes, this is another pointless homepage. It's my second. The first was taken down due to a technophobic father. This page will mostly be used for a little ranting space for moi. I have a lot to rant about. Some things are humorous (hopefully) and others are just cos I'm pissed about something. There'll probably also be crap about me and various other things. Whatever the hell I feel like doing!
Appetizer: Find out about the babbling twit!
Salad: Interesting ways to die...
Soup: Great ways to waste time!
Main course: The bitch page
Second helping: Bad things to be...
Dessert: Some people happen to like me...
I keep getting told I'll eventually be going to a place called Hell. Well, my mummy always tells me that it's a good idea to keep track of the weather of somewhere you'll be going so you know how to pack.
