I am fully suporting the Brain-Nye ticket for presedent. Not only are they the best candidates on this web site, they are better candidates then Bush and Gore. Here's why. 1. Brain is neither Right wing or left wing, he is a mouse, he has a tail. 2. If someones got to take over the world better a mouse than psycic gypsies or martians from the moon. 3. Brain is never pondering where to find a duck and a hose, wearing rubber pants, or marrying Regis Philbin. 4. Both Brain and Nye have cool theme songs. 5. Who better as a vice president than some one that can turn a song about the soul into a song about sole (you know, the fish). 6. They're not dead, they don't use words like narf, and they don't block harmless internet sites on school computers. (Death to Bess!!!!!) And the list goes on and on and on (like the energizer bunny). So vote for Brain!
From, A Politicaly Conciencus Citizen
Dear A Politically Consciences Citizen:
For future reference, the word is “President”, not “presedent”, “someones” is not a word, the word “martians” should be capitalized and “Politicaly Conciencus” should be spelled Politically Consciences. I do think you were very good at observing that Brain has a tail. After weeks of studying the biographical information of our candidates, we never noticed that. Thanks for your insight and independent research into the matter. Brain and Bill Nye do have cool theme songs, but so do the Pinky-Announcer ticket and the Marvin-Alf ticket. However, your third point disturbed us. Due to this, we have recommended a psychiatrist for you and a rubber room. Thanks for the mail!
Signed (Conspiratorially),
W.S.C.
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In an effort to keep the site "family-friendly", I can not reveal what the word in question is. However, I can tell you this much. It rhymes with "Warner". Thanks for writing!
Signed (Conspiratorally)
W.S.C.
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